Re: "It looks like you're writing pornography. Would you like help?"

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Still not as weird as the dinosaur ones.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 8:41 PM
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Grammarians from Space Forced Me to Write Properly: (and also Turned Me Gay)

Wide world out there.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 8:41 PM
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This from the Gronk one is nice from a truth-in-advertising perspective:

Find out the lengths people will go to fulfill their fantasies in this super-sexy, sex-filled story of wanton lust with a super-sexy, sex-filled happy ending.

Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 8:43 PM
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Because science.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 8:43 PM
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The author of the gronking one sounds neat.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 8:44 PM
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It's tough to beat the oeuvre of the author of The Baby Jesus Butt Plug.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 8:59 PM
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Wow, no kidding.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 9:03 PM
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His work seems to be in a rather different genre from this other stuff, though.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 9:09 PM
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Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress by Chuck Tingle.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 9:17 PM
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By the author of "I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane".


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 9:24 PM
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See, ogged? Poetry is still written.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 9:24 PM
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A reviewer writes:

With a title like this, I had to own it.

I guess they like frustrated desires, or they wouldn't be using a Kindle.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 9:49 PM
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For those of you interested in non-erotic non-fiction about Word.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 10:03 PM
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10: And Space Raptor Butt Invasion.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-18-15 10:09 PM
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Ass Goblins of Auschwitz.

It seems like that could be in bad taste.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 4:26 AM
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Unlike all the others, which I was thinking of sending to my maiden aunt for Easter.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 4:31 AM
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Are there sales figures on these? I mean, is the amusing thing that it occurred to someone to write Clippy porn, or are we being appalled that there's apparently a segment of the population who may be genuinely reading it for its purportedly intended purpose?


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 4:45 AM
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Based on friends-of-friends on LiveJournal, I think there is a real segment of the population who is smart and loves reading porn, and loves reading porn-with-a-wink.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 5:35 AM
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Dorky sex nerds, if you will.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 5:35 AM
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Anyway, I'm pleased to find out that this author exists, in the making-the-world-a-richer-place sense.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 5:36 AM
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A friend of mine ordered me a copy of The Horny Ghost of Osama Bin Laden so now that's in my house for Zardoz to discover someday.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 5:41 AM
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So, here we all are then, I guess.

I assume this is an invitation launch a Naked Came the Stranger-type collaboration. We await your initial chapter.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 5:50 AM
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First they came for the cheerleaders, but I said nothing because I wasn't especially into cheerleaders. Next they came for the stewardesses, but I said nothing because there was a whole category of unrealistically-underdressed housewives to explore. And then they came for me. They sure did! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I expected Hell to be warmer for some reason.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 6:05 AM
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I expected Hell to be warmer for some reason.

We're working on it.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 6:11 AM
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Love for the interview linked in 5.


Posted by: ydnew | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 6:29 AM
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Clicking all the links in this thread is going to lead to me getting weird recommendations from Amazon for the foreseeable future, isn't it?


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 6:33 AM
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The pigeon mask followed me around the internet for weeks.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 6:37 AM
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It's all coming together just the way I planned.


Posted by: Al Gore | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 8:38 AM
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Ambi seeks sinister for directional repartee. No Aussies need apply.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 9:09 AM
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I know it was one of two threads.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 9:09 AM
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The sasquatch book is vaguely funny. I see that the author of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug has been praised by Cory Doct/orow and the Gurandia, though possibly for his seminal The Haunted Vagina


Posted by: NW | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 10:18 AM
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He calls himself a real-life Kilgore Trout, which is endearing.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 10:29 AM
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I see that the author of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug has been praised by Cory Doct/orow....

So have a lot of things.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 11:33 AM
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Most of all himself.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 03-19-15 11:34 AM
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Chuck Tingle has not only written a book called "Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt", he wrote a followup called "Pounded in the Butt By My Book 'Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt'".


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 06-28-15 9:55 AM
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Since nosflow has reanimated the thread, I offer a story about one of my alma mater's more illustrious alums. Money quote: "Are we unconventional in our approach to stallion care? Absolutely."


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 06-28-15 10:20 AM
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Oh God I love Doug Spink. The whole "I am a political prisoner" thing is hysterical considering he's doing time for coke.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 06-28-15 1:18 PM
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