the late actor Heath Ledger (with the firm caveat that he only be masturbated to as a living person)
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1 pwned by OP.
Is it okay to masturdate to bitch-ing and ho-ing racist misogynistic rap? Even if you're only white, as opposed to absolutely white? I hope the google stream that leads to 5 year old articles on masturbation didn't leave any crumbs on someone's work computer.
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Wow, the dating scene sure has changed from when I was single.
I hope the google stream that leads to 5 year old articles on masturbation didn't leave any crumbs on someone's work computer.
Is it too soon to plaintively recall the halcyon days?
Perhaps -- trolling only Buttercup -- you all would take more interest in the dude who rates and measures xiao long bao with precision instruments.
"They were [angry]," St. Cavish recalls, glancing through the front window to see whether the older woman who had to hand-make his infuriating 54-dumpling order is behind the counter today. "When I later told her Zun Ke Lai came out on top of my index, she was totally unimpressed. She looked at me as if I had just told her I had a toenail problem."
That dude is trolling Shanghai. Din Tai Feng? Come the fuck on.