Re: Names

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And you were able to resist making a Chachi joke? Congratulations.

Actually, would an 18 year old have any idea what you were talking about?


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:40 PM
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Although this says that Joni had the same run roughly as Joanie. For some reason, Joni seems perkily 90s to me and Joanie seems be-clogged and macrame-ed 70s.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:40 PM
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Perhaps because those Joanie's were actually named Joan?

Naming people with the diminutive of a name is pretty recent to my mind.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:46 PM
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Stupid apostrophie's.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:47 PM
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Joan/Joanie seems a little old-fashioned but not distractingly to me. Ethel or Mildred would be distracting.


Posted by: E. Messily | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:48 PM
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I don't see how 3 is informative. These are all the same trend.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:49 PM
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I think of Joan/Joanie as more mid-century, because it was my grandmother's name. And, like, Joan Crawford.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:50 PM
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Ethel or Mildred would be distracting.

Dude have you even seen a SWPL preschool?


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:50 PM
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Nah, Ethel or Mildred would be the oddball end of all the Sophies and Madeleines and Lillies. An unpopular name from a popular time period.

Whereas Joanie is like Pam or Linda - those short basic names that nobody is reaching for anymore.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:51 PM
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The Canadian singer/songwriter is the only Joni I can think of, although that "don't fall off the mountain" figure may also have that name, come to think of it. Both 60s figures, which means they were named in the late 40s.


Posted by: idp | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:51 PM
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Joanie Caucus and Joni Mitchell, both feel otally 70s to me in a good way. Now I'm kinda regretting not using Joanie as a name.


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:52 PM
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or Barb. I'd be distracted by a college student named Barb.


Posted by: E. Messily | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:53 PM
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The only form of that name that has a different pattern is Joanna, which peaks in the 80s.


Posted by: F | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:54 PM
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6: "Joan" hit a peak (a far higher peak than "Joanie" or "Joni") in the 1920s and 30s and started to die out in the 1960s. "Joni" didn't even pick up until the 40s. So, if some women named Joan went by Joanie, they would have been older than the women you know growing up named Joni.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:55 PM
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11: Why not? You switch the name you use all the time.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:55 PM
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One of Iris' oldest friends is Milly, but now I can't recall if it's short for Mildred. Still, unimaginably old-fashioned 20 years ago.

I'm sure I've said before that we gambled and won wrt Iris' name: neither Lily-common nor Ethel-outlying.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 12:58 PM
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Actually, how old is Joanie Caucus supposed to be now. She was already a mom/housewife when she went to Boalt (I'm sorry, "Berkeley Law," fuck you academic marketing idiots) and lived with Ginny and Clyde. So, say, 32 in 1974, born in 1942?


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:01 PM
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I think the Millies that I know are short for Amelia.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:03 PM
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Let Me Wikipedia That For Myself. She was born in either '35 or '38.

"On March 3, 1974 Joanie, applying to law school, gives her birthdate as July 21, 1935[3] but in a January 2009 appearance, Joanie describes herself as a 70-year-old retired civil servant born in 1938. "


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:06 PM
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I think the little-kid Millies I know are Millicents.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:06 PM
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So, she's 80 now. Jesus fuck.


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:07 PM
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20: Really? I've never heard that outside of Harry Potter. And she was from Team Evil.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:08 PM
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There's a Millicent on Freaks and Geeks.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:10 PM
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I never did watch that.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:11 PM
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I always figure I should never watch a show that can't get to at least it's third season.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:13 PM
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20: Great, Alex Doonesbury has twins and a Ph.D. She has given me an inferiority complex since she was born.


Posted by: Ile | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:14 PM
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I've encountered several SWPLs of my generation who are naming their children "Edie", a name which seems well into Millicent/Ethel territory.

I am hoping that they are naming their children for Magneto's mother but I suspect it's a Grey Gardens thing.


Posted by: Frowner | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:21 PM
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Also, there is/was a clothing line for cute young wealthy women about New York called Millie. IIRC, they had some rather nice coats most years.


Posted by: Frowner | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:22 PM
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I was completely surprised when people started naming their boys Logan or Xavier. I don't appreciate comic books as an art form.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:24 PM
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29: A friend has a kid named Logan. They have three kids whose names all have the same vowel pattern, so I'm fairly sure it wasn't an intentional nod to the comic book. Although maybe it was.


Posted by: ydnew | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:32 PM
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This Doonesbury nostalgia is taking me back. I was never a fan, but my dad was. He'd read it out to me, or otherwise talk about it.


Posted by: idp | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:32 PM
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I recently watched Grey Gardens, having long felt lame for not having done so, and thought it was appalling. Is there any non-creepy, non-voyeuristic appeal?


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:41 PM
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32: Not to go all Margot Tenenbaum but I can't even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 1:51 PM
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18 gets it right. In this case, anyway.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 2:05 PM
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32: We only got halfway through (I think AB fell asleep, we never picked back up), but IIRC there's legit positive interest in some of their stories. That is, there'd be something interesting there even without the decay and squalor.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 2:07 PM
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To the OP, Joni would also strike me as marginally less surprising. Mitchell is still a touchstone, whereas there's no nondated frame for Joanie.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 2:08 PM
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I guess that Mad Men fans will eventually create more Joans and the cycle of diminutives will begin afresh.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 2:27 PM
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I am now having children just so I can name both of them Edie. And feed one of them more.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 2:49 PM
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There must be the odd Zelda or two in Brooklyn, right? Twin to Zoltan?


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 2:52 PM
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There've been Mathildes and Blondines at the kid's school, also of course Xaviers but in that context they don't count. Hippolyte, now that would count.


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 2:55 PM
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3: my brother-in-law Jack is the fourth of his name. Not sure if that counts as a diminutive.


Posted by: dalriata | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 2:58 PM
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I think Gaston would count as well.


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 3:08 PM
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I found Grey Gardens unwatchable too. Not sure why, I like decay and making fun of imbecilic wealthy people.


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 3:18 PM
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39: there's an odd Zelda just down the street from us. She's eight.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 3:21 PM
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How do you know she is odd?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 3:23 PM
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St. Joanie of Arc. Very current with the Pope's upcoming visit.


Posted by: bill | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 3:24 PM
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I found Grey Gardens unwatchable too. Not sure why, I like decay and making fun of imbecilic wealthy people.

Maybe you didn't like the part where they weren't imbecilic and the movie wasn't making fun of them.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 3:28 PM
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I only got through maybe the first 20 minutes, sure seemed like they were being made fun of plus some variant of imbecilic. Maybe there is a change in narrative!


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 3:46 PM
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30: ...Rohan? Johanne? Bogan? Vogon?

I have dug holes and pits in the Sedgwick ranch.


Posted by: clew | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 3:57 PM
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I ended up with the a variant of the reaction I had to that Serial thing, they are both great arguments for fiction. Yay to using made up people to explore fucked up bits of human experience!


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 4:03 PM
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47 is correct.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 4:23 PM
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Evangeline seems to be the "angel" name replacing Angela and Angelina, both of which are hard to imagine cropping up now. My sister and I have managed to find three little kid names we haven't seen replicated among other small kids yet. Hers are very unusual; mine was more like "Joan".

I wonder if Jolie is more popular than Angelina. But I only wonder semi-ironically and do not want to know for realz.

Also OMG IS MINESHAFT A PUN ON GEMEINSCHAFT. ? it took many years for this to occur to me.


Posted by: lurid keyaki | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 4:44 PM
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Should be more Anglo boys named Angel. "We paint the angels fair..."


Posted by: clew | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 4:46 PM
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49: Eldest is Owen, baby is Nolan. I was suprised at the baby's name. I guess it's been long enough that it can be a regular name without everyone thinking of Nolan Ryan.


Posted by: ydnew | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 5:21 PM
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This year my wife has a student whose first name is America.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 6:09 PM
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Middle name: FUCK YEAH!


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 6:11 PM
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Work baby is named "Odin" -- seeing as I am the grandson of someone named after a Norse god, I don't suppose I can really afford to cast aspersions.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 6:16 PM
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I don't see the problem.


Posted by: Mr. And Mrs. Vespucci | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 6:22 PM
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I know a baby named Oðin, but his parents are not just dangerously hip but actually Icelandic.


Posted by: clew | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 6:27 PM
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Is that like when a Mexican family names a kid Jesús?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 6:34 PM
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Dangerous Icelandic hipsters don't lie.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 6:34 PM
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As the parent of two preciously named children I decline judgement.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 7:37 PM
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We followed the traditional system of taking one name from the Wealsey family and one the steam engines on Thomas the Tank Engine.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 7:40 PM
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Like "Ginevra Thomas Hick"?

Classy!


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 7:45 PM
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Or "Percy Percy Hick"


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 7:46 PM
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You could also do "Arthur Arthur" and "Molly Molly" if you include recurring steam engines.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 7:48 PM
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It beats the only known alternative system, one name from a defendant at Nuremberg and one from a guest on Sábado Gigante.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 8:06 PM
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I thought that was the Porno Name?


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 8:41 PM
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Only for a few specific fetishes.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 8:48 PM
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Like the long-term parking caganers?


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 8:52 PM
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No, they're partial to street names.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 9:04 PM
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Ladeez.


Posted by: Sabado Gigante Fever | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 9:34 PM
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A kid in front of my on a flight was named Adonis. That's some confidence there.


Posted by: F | Link to this comment | 08-28-15 9:53 PM
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Redfoxtailshrub's 47 is so very right. I don't know this movie you other people watched. I found it poignant and deeply humane. Maybe you saw it in a theater filled with cackling 20-something Williamsburg hipsters?


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 12:15 AM
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As the parent of two preciously named children I decline judgement.

Nah, you guys picked good names.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 6:02 AM
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Actually, would an 18 year old have any idea what you were talking about?

At this point I don't think you could reasonably assume someone in their thirties would know what you were talking about if you referenced that show.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 7:48 AM
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Watched it at home. Although you've probably put your finger on it. Too many years of reading references to it in the fashion press.


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 10:13 AM
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Speaking of Maysles documentaries and the fashion press did you see his last fillm, Iris? I haven't yet and heard it was supposed to be one of his best.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 11:07 AM
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Well we like them but don't have any illusions that they aren't a wee bit twee.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 11:30 AM
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Lance McHuge Balls is still available.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 11:46 AM
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Ted Mosby IS Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect

"How I met your mother" had some good moments.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 11:53 AM
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To the media, he was Lance McHuge Balls. To the police, he was an habitual criminal. But, to us, he was just dad.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 12:37 PM
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Elementary school in Seattle is quite the explosion of name fads and unusual names. There are 2 other Persephones at M & Ps school. No other Morpheus yet. Just met a Peregrine with a younger sibling Lysander at Kindergarten orientation potluck. I'm almost sad that I didn't get to use the 4 more names we had picked out (but also not because 2 is a good amount of children) Any worry that my kids would be picked on for their unusual names seems pretty farfetched - not that I really worried about it to begin with.


Posted by: RebeccaS | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 12:59 PM
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80: Is that because he changed his name to "Lance McHuge Ball" after the cancer surgery?


Posted by: marcel proust | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 12:59 PM
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We've a family justification for Peregrine, also Percy. But alas the teenagers ended up picking the kid's first name.


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 1:10 PM
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Haven't seen Iris yet, it's on my list. Looking forward to it, she's much more robust as a subject so don't anticipate the same (perhaps unjustified) ick factor.


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 08-29-15 1:12 PM
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NMM to Oliver Sacks. I just read his memoir On the Move earlier this week. He lived a strange and interesting life.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 08-30-15 6:03 AM
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87 Damn. I never read any of his books but I think I've read every single essay of his he wrote for the NYRB and a handful for other places and greatly enjoyed them all. RIP.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 08-30-15 7:31 AM
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NMM also to Wes Craven.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 08-30-15 7:51 PM
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I'm not going to fall for that.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-30-15 7:53 PM
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Grey Gardens is definitely hard to watch. I recommend watching it after watching a documentary about some even crazier people, like the Henry Darger one. Then they will seem delightful and vibrant.

49: Eldest is Owen, baby is Nolan. I was suprised at the baby's name. I guess it's been long enough that it can be a regular name without everyone thinking of Nolan Ryan.

Nolan Ryan, current age 68? I think so.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 08-30-15 11:14 PM
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Hey, lurid keyaki, in case you didn't see what I said about student visas, end of this thread:
http://www.unfogged.com/archives/comments_14842.html


Posted by: emir | Link to this comment | 08-31-15 1:16 AM
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"Hello, this is Joanie, I'm sorry, it's 1978.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 08-31-15 2:55 AM
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I guess it's been long enough that it can be a regular name without everyone thinking of Nolan Ryan.

Instead, they will associate it with Nolan Reimold, crappy left fielder for the Orioles.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 08-31-15 4:50 AM
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A neighbor of ours has an eight-month-old named Iris. The under-fives in our family or social group also include a Lily, Alexandra, Romare, Jane, Julie, and Robert. Surprisingly normal overall considering how many other markers of hipsterhood we have.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 08-31-15 9:40 AM
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Thank you emir! It looks like the admission will be postponed until next fall, but I appreciate your input a lot, and sorry I missed it (I've been traveling).


Posted by: lurid keyaki | Link to this comment | 09- 1-15 4:34 PM
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