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Re: Riff for me

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"Hate to see you arrive, but love to watch you come"?


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 6:51 AM
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I just tell people with nice butts to face away from me when we talk. That way I don't have to wait for them to leave.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 6:53 AM
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Heebie is John Travolta as Nicolas Cage in Face Off?


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 6:55 AM
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"Don't let my hand hit you on the ass on your way out."


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:02 AM
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Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Save that hit for me.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:03 AM
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A song, both relevant to the OP and the old people's music thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HTffSR8rn0

He/they seem to have recorded this a few times, this is the older version.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:21 AM
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I demand an easier thing upon which to riff.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:22 AM
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And, unrelated to the OP, but related to the previous track, I wonder if this was controversial, in 1946, as he was black, and she was not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRZyzflPtd8



Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:24 AM
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Wasn't RIFF a charity? Reading is Fundamental, Fuckers?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:28 AM
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I learned it as "I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk away."


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:31 AM
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I heard it as, "I hate to see you leave, but you are going to remember to pay for that tin of Copenhagen."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:32 AM
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I think I have it backwards, in the OP - it should be "Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go."


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:37 AM
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That's just a scat fetish.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:38 AM
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Maybe I had it right the first time, then. In a very real sense.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:38 AM
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No, I think 12 is right.

I hate to see you heave, but I love to watch you throw.

That's relevant if you're talking to a shot-putter who's more natural with a baseball.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:45 AM
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Or a baseball pitcher who is vomiting.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:49 AM
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Hate to see you grooming, but love to watch you riding.


Posted by: R. rubrum | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:51 AM
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I hate when you say "I hate", love it when you add "not you".


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:58 AM
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I hate when you leave your icebox, love to eat your plums.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:59 AM
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I hate to watch you leak, but love to watch you potato.

Alternatively, I hate to watch you leak, but love to watch you go, but that's more incontinent.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 8:39 AM
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I hate to watch you leak leek, but love to watch you potato.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 8:41 AM
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I love to watch your apples, but hate your Apple watch.


Posted by: unimaginative | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 8:43 AM
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21: Thanks! I knew it looked wrong.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 8:46 AM
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I hate to watch you weave, but love to watch each row.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 8:50 AM
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Heebie is John Travolta as Nicolas Cage in Face Off?

I associate that line with Thelma and Loise.

A song, both relevant to the OP and the old people's music thread:

That link isn't working for me right now, but there are scads of cheerfully risque older songs (the one I think of is Honeysuckle Rose)



Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 8:53 AM
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I hate to watch Tel Aviv, but love to watch Sao Paolo.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 8:53 AM
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Really love your peaches, hate to climb your tree.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 8:55 AM
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re: 25.last

Oh yeah, some that are absolute filth. Bessie Smith's 'Empty-Bed Blues', and so on. And things like Louis Armstrong's 'Tight like this', which aren't explicitly filthy, but I'm sure the intention is clear to every listener.*

* just things I happen to have listened to recently, I'm sure others can name dozens of 1920s and 30s filth-songs.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 9:16 AM
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But when he starts to makin' love, aw, gee
And starts to hugging' me so tenderly
The reason Papa makes a hit with me
Because he likes it slow
Early in the morning
Because he likes it slow


Posted by: Butterbeans and Susie (with Louis Armstrong's Hot Five) | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 9:26 AM
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Keep It Clean

If you want to hear : that elephant laugh
Take him down to the river : and wash his yas yas yas


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 9:40 AM
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I hate your face, but I love your butt.


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 9:46 AM
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Burma Shave.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 9:52 AM
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I associate it with this.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 9:55 AM
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I hate to grade your work, but I love the leverage it gives me to sexually exploit you.


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 9:56 AM
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Quietly applauding 19


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 10:06 AM
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Hate to see you go, love to flog your bees.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 11:27 AM
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I hate to kidnap and murder you, but I love to make a costume from your skin.


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 11:37 AM
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I hate waiting for you, but I love it when you come.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 11:42 AM
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I hate to see you go, but I ENJOY STARING AT YOUR ASS.


Posted by: MHPH | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 12:21 PM
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I hate to see you cry, but I love to watch you masturbate.


Posted by: Awl | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 2:53 PM
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I hate to see you wry


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 3:52 PM
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I hate to see you.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 4:49 PM
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Turn around, bright eyes.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 5:14 PM
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40: Rewatched part of This is the End the other night, forget it had a very relevant bit of dialogue.

Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came into your magazine James, it was a cum for help. I've just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming. Tears from the tip of my penis dudes.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 09- 2-15 7:23 PM
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