"Hate to see you arrive, but love to watch you come"?
I just tell people with nice butts to face away from me when we talk. That way I don't have to wait for them to leave.
Heebie is John Travolta as Nicolas Cage in Face Off?
"Don't let my hand hit you on the ass on your way out."
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Save that hit for me.
A song, both relevant to the OP and the old people's music thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HTffSR8rn0
He/they seem to have recorded this a few times, this is the older version.
I demand an easier thing upon which to riff.
And, unrelated to the OP, but related to the previous track, I wonder if this was controversial, in 1946, as he was black, and she was not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRZyzflPtd8
Wasn't RIFF a charity? Reading is Fundamental, Fuckers?
I learned it as "I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk away."
I heard it as, "I hate to see you leave, but you are going to remember to pay for that tin of Copenhagen."
I think I have it backwards, in the OP - it should be "Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go."
Maybe I had it right the first time, then. In a very real sense.
No, I think 12 is right.
I hate to see you heave, but I love to watch you throw.
That's relevant if you're talking to a shot-putter who's more natural with a baseball.
Or a baseball pitcher who is vomiting.
Hate to see you grooming, but love to watch you riding.
I hate when you say "I hate", love it when you add "not you".
I hate when you leave your icebox, love to eat your plums.
I hate to watch you leak, but love to watch you potato.
Alternatively, I hate to watch you leak, but love to watch you go, but that's more incontinent.
I hate to watch you leak leek, but love to watch you potato.
I love to watch your apples, but hate your Apple watch.
21: Thanks! I knew it looked wrong.
I hate to watch you weave, but love to watch each row.
Heebie is John Travolta as Nicolas Cage in Face Off?
I associate that line with Thelma and Loise.
A song, both relevant to the OP and the old people's music thread:
That link isn't working for me right now, but there are scads of cheerfully risque older songs (the one I think of is Honeysuckle Rose)
I hate to watch Tel Aviv, but love to watch Sao Paolo.
Really love your peaches, hate to climb your tree.
re: 25.last
Oh yeah, some that are absolute filth. Bessie Smith's 'Empty-Bed Blues', and so on. And things like Louis Armstrong's 'Tight like this', which aren't explicitly filthy, but I'm sure the intention is clear to every listener.*
* just things I happen to have listened to recently, I'm sure others can name dozens of 1920s and 30s filth-songs.
But when he starts to makin' love, aw, gee
And starts to hugging' me so tenderly
The reason Papa makes a hit with me
Because he likes it slow
Early in the morning
Because he likes it slow
If you want to hear : that elephant laugh
Take him down to the river : and wash his yas yas yas
I hate your face, but I love your butt.
I hate to grade your work, but I love the leverage it gives me to sexually exploit you.
Hate to see you go, love to flog your bees.
I hate to kidnap and murder you, but I love to make a costume from your skin.
I hate waiting for you, but I love it when you come.
I hate to see you go, but I ENJOY STARING AT YOUR ASS.
I hate to see you cry, but I love to watch you masturbate.
40: Rewatched part of This is the End the other night, forget it had a very relevant bit of dialogue.
Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came into your magazine James, it was a cum for help. I've just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming. Tears from the tip of my penis dudes.