1

Oh, great. Yet another Ass Master thread.

Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 11-10-15 6:47 PM

2

So first he got shot 9 times, and then Vivica Fox licked his asshole? It's like the Gospels in reverse!

Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 11-10-15 7:08 PM

3

I don't get it. Getting analingus from Vivica Fox would be the kind of item on a sexual resume, I don't care how much of a celeb you are, that you could basically coast on until you died. Why is Fiddy claiming to have been "forced" into it?

Posted by: Lord Castock | Link to this comment | 11-10-15 7:17 PM

4

Maybe butt licking is one of those things where the norms of enthusiastic consent has yet to filter down to all of society.

Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-10-15 7:23 PM

5

"Trickle down," surely?

Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 11-10-15 7:32 PM

6

You said it yourself, you like it like I do...

Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 11-10-15 8:02 PM

7

1 is mouseover-worthy.

Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 11-10-15 9:30 PM

8

I don't really understand 2 but I still find it hilarious.

Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 11-10-15 9:33 PM

9

I don't know, maybe 2 is going off Matthew 25:40: "Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me."

Posted by: lourdes kayak | Link to this comment | 11-11-15 12:23 AM

10

7 is true.

Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 11-11-15 7:39 AM

11

Gross

Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 11-11-15 7:58 AM

12

He was on the Graham Norton show last week saying that the lump left in his tongue after being shot was good for oral sex. Didn't say anything about getting his arse licked.

There you go, update from England.

Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 11-12-15 1:27 PM