Re: Guest Post - Crazy ass racist work adaptability chart

1

I'm pretty sure it's been at least ten years since anybody here has tried that kind of thing.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 8:48 AM
horizontal rule
2

I frankly think it's inaccurate.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 8:53 AM
horizontal rule
3

You're just upset you can't be a pipe fitter's helper.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 8:56 AM
horizontal rule
4

A little.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:03 AM
horizontal rule
5

I wonder why the guy who wrote the chart was so big on Lithuanians? As far as I know, there isn't a very big population of them around. Apparently, they're the same as Scots, except because they dig better, it's worth spelling their nationality properly.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:04 AM
horizontal rule
6

This has got to be as much about machine politics as racism, right?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:04 AM
horizontal rule
7

Wow. I love how weirdly specific it is. Ukrainians can be rigger's helpers, but not Russians. Who knew?


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:08 AM
horizontal rule
8

I was thinking it was all based on twelve guys he knows. "That Harry hate oily, confined spaces!"


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:09 AM
horizontal rule
9

Germans, Chinese, Syrians and Belgians can't handle dirt, but the Germans and Chinese are okay with oil. Belgians and Syrians, no.

I picture the Belgians and Syrians sitting together in the cafeteria, being grossed out by everyone else.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:17 AM
horizontal rule
10

Belgians can't handle dirt

Guy's never watched cyclocross, obviously.


Posted by: idp | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:20 AM
horizontal rule
11

Their mastery of frites suggests that Belgians also cope with oil just fine.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:23 AM
horizontal rule
12

I must admit I am surprised at the ordering. The Irish are very high up. And the Degenerate Dutch are actually below "Americans, Black" - they're not as good at tank cleaning, which makes sense given that tanks are quite cramped and the Dutch tend to be tall. The English are about halfway down, below the Italians. And the Belgians are just terrible at everything.
This is an odd sort of racism.
(The Welsh are bad with pick and shovel? The Welsh?)


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:25 AM
horizontal rule
13

The contrast in skills between Jews and Armenians is also delightful. "At least the Armenians can operate a wheelbarrow."


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:25 AM
horizontal rule
14

Dirty oily Jews are fairly hot and wet.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:26 AM
horizontal rule
15

The contrast in skills between Jews and Armenians is also delightful. "At least the Armenians can operate a wheelbarrow."

But only in warm, dry weather! The Armenians can't handle cold and wet, but apparently the Jews are all over it.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:26 AM
horizontal rule
16

6: That was my thought, but I can't see how Lithuanian would be such a big deal then.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:27 AM
horizontal rule
17

Interesting Hispanophone effect. While Spaniards, Mexicans, and Filipinos differ in many regards, they are all suited neither to the day nor the night shift.

What's the sourcing on this? I'm kind of thinking it has to be a modern joke.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:28 AM
horizontal rule
18

Sir Kraab wrote it.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:33 AM
horizontal rule
19

16: Maybe it started from ethnic arrangements and unfolded from there in an epileptic tree of someone's devising. A Lithuanian's, even.

17.2: Seems to have been reproduced in a book _Lives of Their Own: Blacks, Italians, and Poles in Pittsburgh, 1900-1960_, where it is is cited to Urban League paper archives.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:53 AM
horizontal rule
20

For some reason I'm not getting the option to display the chart, only to link it for download. Sorry.

You would need to take the image out of being embedded in the doc. Right click on the image and save it as its own jpg file?


Posted by: Criminally Bulgur | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 9:54 AM
horizontal rule
21

It's the holy grail of prejudice! At last!

You know, during our recent renovation, I discovered that particular trades in Chicago belong to particular nationalities. So, for example, you want a flooring guy, odds are he's going to be Romanian. Obviously the degree of specificity and racializing in this chart is nuts, but I wonder if it's rooted in something similar: the folks in Pittsburgh had particular jobs in the old country, and that gives them experience with certain systems.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:04 AM
horizontal rule
22

Pittsburgh of the mid-90s was the only place I've ever lived in the United States where the various "white" ethnics still took distinguishing themselves from one another super seriously. "Oh, he's a Serb? Oh ho." Also there's that awesome Disneyland-esque "Hall of the Nationalities" university building. If you were going to have fine-grained beliefs about inborn qualities of the various ethnic groups contained within the European Union, Pittsburgh is a pretty good place in America to do it, just saying.


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:11 AM
horizontal rule
23

20: I also tried saving it as a pdf, which usually just uploads and gives me options of displaying in the post or as a pop-up. But the pdf did the same thing as the .doc, so I left it as is. Would a jpg be different than a pdf for some reason?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:15 AM
horizontal rule
24

Perhaps a young future executive of the pipe company sat in these rooms and wondered about which ethnicity would be best at wheelbarrow. Someday, he would prepare a chart.


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:15 AM
horizontal rule
25

Chicago is the same way. I expect it's not uncommon in the Northern industrial cities. Hell, even high school friends have kept marrying intra-ethnically; Greeks marry Greeks, etc. The absence of this was one of the things I really liked about California.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:16 AM
horizontal rule
26

Because I could finally get my swarthy hands on your white women, I should have added.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:17 AM
horizontal rule
27

23: not sure what the issue is, maybe the spaces in the filename.

With a jpg, you'd just need to embed an image in your post, which is pretty easy with most blogging software.


Posted by: Criminally Bulgur | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:27 AM
horizontal rule
28

I'm kind of thinking it has to be a modern joke.

Nope. Looks legit.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:34 AM
horizontal rule
29

I must admit I am surprised at the ordering. The Irish are very high up.

Very high as far as labor. That doesn't surprise me at all for Pittsburgh of that time. It would have been extremely politically difficult to have done much else.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:38 AM
horizontal rule
30

Also there's that awesome Disneyland-esque "Hall of the Nationalities" university building.

"I was told there would be rides but this is just an ornate classroom."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:39 AM
horizontal rule
31

Man, turn of the century racists were weird. I really do find this kind of thing fascinating, because at least some of it seems to have come from people who really weren't malicious, but honestly believed they were reporting true, observable facts about the world, like that the only useful work you can get out of an Armenian is pushing a wheelbarrow.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:40 AM
horizontal rule
32

I think some of the calculation was based on there not being enough Armenians to club the Pinkertons if you tried to kick them out of the plant for wanting more money.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:42 AM
horizontal rule
33

In sort-of fairness, I believe that these factories would often buy labor from agents who specialized in providing particular ethnic immigrant groups. So, "I need 30 guys for wheelbarrow, do I call the guy who sends me Romanians or the guy who sends me Hungarians" was likely a real decision that had to be made at some point by the hiring manager for a plant. At which point why not make a chart.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:47 AM
horizontal rule
34

That's a really big wheelbarrow.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:49 AM
horizontal rule
35

I mean, a modern MBA would have used a four-quadrant chart and powerpoint, but you have to understand that those were different times.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:49 AM
horizontal rule
36

AIMHMBH, even into the 80s there were so few Jews in the plants that people would refer to them as "X the Jew" where "X" is their first name. Or maybe that was only the ones who made book.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:54 AM
horizontal rule
37

Then they closed all the plants.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:55 AM
horizontal rule
38

Then some of the Hungarians left Hazelwood and Wiz Khalifa moved in.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:59 AM
horizontal rule
39

Is it possible that, through some combination of inter-war border shifting and good old American not giving a fuckedness, "Lithuanian" was how they referred to a German from Prussia and other northern, industrial areas?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:06 AM
horizontal rule
40

I understand not wanting to keep your slave name but the Exodus was a long time ago.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:09 AM
horizontal rule
41

If you were going to have fine-grained beliefs about inborn qualities of the various ethnic groups contained within the European Union

My high school was a hotbed of fine-grained beliefs about inborn qualities of the various ethnic groups contained within east and southeast Asia. But distinguishing between white people? That's preposterous.


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:10 AM
horizontal rule
42

We all look about the same.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:11 AM
horizontal rule
43

But we're not all equally lazy.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:14 AM
horizontal rule
44

Is it possible that, through some combination of inter-war border shifting and good old American not giving a fuckedness, "Lithuanian" was how they referred to a German from Prussia and other northern, industrial areas?

Wouldn't it be more likely to refer to Polish people? Poland and Llithuania were one country/kingdom for a while.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:14 AM
horizontal rule
45

That was my first thought also, but Polish is on the list and German is lower than I could have expected.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:16 AM
horizontal rule
46

I had to look up "Letts". But yeah, absurdly detailed.

The building-trade-to-nationality thing exists here, but with a different mapping. All the flooring guys in Boston seem to be Vietnamese.


Posted by: Nathan Williams | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:18 AM
horizontal rule
47

31: I remember something comparable from an old webcomic, now offline, set in modern Glendale with a focus on both the large Korean-American and Armenian-American communities there. It had something to the effect of "now there's the lowland Armenians, who are bookish and good accountants/bureaucrats, and then there's the highland Armenians, who are brutes." Written by a Korean-American.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:19 AM
horizontal rule
48

That was before the Jackie Robinson of the Armenians, Kim Kardashian, broke through people's stereotypes.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:23 AM
horizontal rule
49

47: Were they talking about the highlands of Armenia or California?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:29 AM
horizontal rule
50

The highland Armenians hang out here.


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:35 AM
horizontal rule
51

By 1925 for sure, Lithuanian meant Lithuanian. For one thing, it was its own country, which we'd helped to set up. For another, it had just fought a war with Poland. For a third and way more important from the plant manager's perspective thing, the Lithuanians spoke a different language which (I think) is not mutually comprehensible with Polish (or, obviously, German).


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:35 AM
horizontal rule
52

I definitely feel my slight French Canadian heritage when forced into a tightly confined space.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:36 AM
horizontal rule
53

I'm pretty sure the plant managers knew as much Lithuanian as they did Polish or German. But I know there was a large population of "Baltic Germans" and I know that many of them fled the Russian Revolution.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:39 AM
horizontal rule
54

I used to go drinking with guys who lived near the American Historical Society of Germans from Russia Museum in Lincoln.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:41 AM
horizontal rule
55

Not that they knew anything about the contents of the museum. I just remembered the sign and years later typed "Germans from Russia" into Wikipedia. Those were usually called "Volga Germans," but I bounced around a bit until I hit on the Baltic ones.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:44 AM
horizontal rule
56

I think the Baltic Germans were generally the rich/dominant class in the Baltics and thus less likely to be fodder for Pittsburgh pipe manufacturing. Also I think to the extent they were fleeing Lenin they would have mostly ended up in Germany or the independent Baltics.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:56 AM
horizontal rule
57

Their story is well told in the excellent film Balto, also Balto II: Wolf Quest and Balto III: Wings of Change.


Posted by: Roberto Tigre | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:58 AM
horizontal rule
58

Königsberg was the big Baltic German city that is now a weird enclave of Russia with no Germans in it.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 11:59 AM
horizontal rule
59

Or I guess its an exclave, rather.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 12:00 PM
horizontal rule
60

58: Although that didn't happen until World War II. Horrible ethic cleansing, but it did get us Steppenwolf.


Posted by: dalriata | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 12:03 PM
horizontal rule
61

ethic->ethnic. I think the Soviets still tried playing up the Kantness.


Posted by: dalriata | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 12:04 PM
horizontal rule
62

(The Welsh are bad with pick and shovel? The Welsh?)

I'm thinking Thatcher wrote it.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 12:39 PM
horizontal rule
63

This has got to be as much about machine politics as racism, right?

Further to 31, this was the heyday of "race science" and charts like this, made for internal use, were based on "scientific" observation and analysis.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 1:26 PM
horizontal rule
64

^ Me.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 1:26 PM
horizontal rule
65

i made a JPG of it, here:

http://ok-cleek.com/blogs/?p=23446


Posted by: cleek | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 1:44 PM
horizontal rule
66

Minivet and MAE, thanks for ferreting that out. The copy I have was passed down to me and it honestly hadn't occured to me to look for the original. This gives me a cleaner version to use (in a workshop on economic justice).


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 1:51 PM
horizontal rule
67

I'm picturing a class where you give them some markers and white-out to let them mark their own chart.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 2:03 PM
horizontal rule
68

Exactly right. Then we make them shovel bulk materials.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 3:40 PM
horizontal rule
69
seems to have come from people who really weren't malicious, but honestly believed they were reporting true, observable facts about the world
I think all the racists I know honestly believe this still. The acrimony comes from having that belief shunned by society and/or not being able to treat POC/whoever the way they would like to.
Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 7:46 PM
horizontal rule
70

13

I showed this chart to an Armenian-American friend, and he said almost verbatim your comment on wheel barrows.


Posted by: Buttercup | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:12 PM
horizontal rule
71

Somebody just told them that the instructions for emptying a wheel barrow were written on the bottom.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01- 5-16 10:24 PM
horizontal rule
72

68: A Pittsburgh tradition.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 6-16 1:48 PM
horizontal rule
73

JP!


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 01- 6-16 1:49 PM
horizontal rule
74

Yes?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 01- 6-16 7:24 PM
horizontal rule