Re: It's Good To Be The Queen

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I'd have to say that Rowling has turned out to be one of the least disappointing celebrities we've had in a long time. Good politics*, good sense of humor, doesn't take herself too seriously but also doesn't take shit.... She also seems to be doing a good job taking care of the Potter franchise, respecting the fans while maintaining clear ownership.

At least that's how it looks to a very casual observer.

*and not just in a bland, Hollywood liberal sense


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 9:26 AM
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Yeah, I'm with JRoth's 1.

If only the books were better.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 9:43 AM
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My wife asked me "Did you hear about the conspiracy theory about how Leonard Nimoy had Antonin Scalia killed?" I told her no, and that I didn't want to know, because no details can possibly live up to the glory of the sentence "Did you hear about the conspiracy theory about how Leonard Nimoy had Antonin Scalia killed?"


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 9:46 AM
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3: Walt, don't read this. http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/02/16/466960553/scalia-and-leonard-nimoy-justices-death-spurs-conspiracy-theories

On the OP: the context is, I think, that Rowling was and is a No supporter, and the cybernats are amazingly obnoxious to high-profile No supporters.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 10:11 AM
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Definitely don't read that link, Walt. You were right.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 10:14 AM
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Nimoy's body might be dead...


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 10:17 AM
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I wouldn't rule it out. This is a case where the needs of the many clearly did outweigh the needs of the few.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 10:24 AM
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Is there more context available on what being a No supporter means?


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 10:30 AM
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No, Spock wouldn't have had Scalia killed. He'd have merely rendered him unconscious. Or possibly convinced him of the wrongness of his philosophy through reasoned debate.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 10:31 AM
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Scottish independence?


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 10:32 AM
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8: No in the Scottish independence referendum in 2014, hence a supporter of the Union. Cybernat = cyber + Nat, i.e. nationalist, i.e. a supporter of the pro-independence Scottish National Party.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 10:32 AM
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Ah, I thought "nat" was another bit of colorful UK slang for losers, or otherwise unmentionable parts of one's anatomy, or something.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 10:33 AM
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12: those too. They're a pretty unpleasant bunch. They don't really do microaggressions. Just aggressions.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 10:35 AM
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"colourful UK slang", maybe I should have written.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 10:36 AM
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Or possibly convinced
him of the wrongness of his philosophy
through reasoned debate.
Who's a wild-eyed fantasist now?


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:05 AM
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I thought the Scottish Yes voters were all sheepishly looking at their feet in silence, now that the hypothetical Scottish government has to slash 90% from its budget due to reduced revenue from the North Sea fossil fuels.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:06 AM
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The J.J. Abrams Spock wouldn't be such a pussy.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:09 AM
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Murdering Scalia at an invitation-only hunting guest ranch primarily for Republican operatives is the functional equivalent of murdering Hitler at the Eagles' Nest. Not theoretically impossible but goddamn difficult to pull off.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:14 AM
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hunting guest ranch *in West Texas*.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:14 AM
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Which is why you send a goddamn Vulcan.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:16 AM
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18: That's why they hired a dead Vulcan.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:17 AM
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Poison-tipped umbrella in Washington DC would be far easier to pull off. (To be clear I am still enough of a romantic about the law to think that killing any federal judge is a very very very very bad thing and worse than any possible benefit you could obtain from it, even putting aside the moral absolutes about not killing people generally.)


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:17 AM
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And that, sir, is why you'll never make it as a screenwriter.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:19 AM
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24: Or a Generalissimo.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:22 AM
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22.last Given that you can effect far great political change in our system by offing a SCJ, I've long wondered why someone hasn't seriously tried it before.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:25 AM
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24 to 23.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:28 AM
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22.first They'll be looking for ricin. And since the Ruskies got sloppy they'll be looking for alpha emitters too. Hard to be an assassin these days. Gotta have a long game and wait for the cigarettes and gabagool to do their work.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:30 AM
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It might not be Obama. Republicans more interested in electoral outcomes than governing might also be interested.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:33 AM
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25: US politics mostly hasn't been that violent. I think it's only the pre Civil War period that saw frequent assassinations in some states. Given time that might well have reached (or will reach) the scotus.
(I stand very much to be corrected.)


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:36 AM
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Kevin Williamson is a nat of sorts, yeah, but of the socialist* variety, rather than the SNP variety.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Williamson_(writer)

He was behind Rebel Inc, which was influential at one time. Published Irvine Welsh, and loads of others.

* or libertarian, depending.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:49 AM
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Dietrich kept on trying to get the us gov't to develop poison hairpins and secret compartment lingerie to hide knives etc so she could defect to the Germans, seduce and then assassinate Hitler. One of many reasons to include her on my all stars short list of girl-/boy-friends. She comes right after vlado perlmutter I think.


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:53 AM
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31 needs to be a movie.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 11:58 AM
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In diametrical opposition to the OP, I give you Paltrow:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBtAN9viPb2/


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:04 PM
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She's no Hedy Lamarr, but a superhero teamup movie with those two would be pretty good.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:04 PM
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34 to 31,32. Paltrow's not invited.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:06 PM
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What US state had frequent assassinations?


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:07 PM
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The website the Nimoy/Scalia theory came from is pretty amazing in general.


Posted by: MHPH | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:09 PM
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25. Of officeholders at what level? There have been more assassinations and attempts on Presidents since 1900, much less since the Civil War, than before. I don't know of any on high-ranking judges, though.

Before 1900 are Lincoln, Garfield, and I think a failed attempt on Jackson (too lazy too look it up).

After 1900 are McKinley, Teddy Roosevelt, Franklin Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy, Ford, Reagan.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:10 PM
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37: Definitely true. I just browsed their "Lies of Big Science" category and came across the headlines "The Healing Power of Potatoes Can Ward of Facebook Mind Parasites" and "Are You Not Having Enough Sex Because of Chemtrails?"


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:16 PM
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of = off


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:17 PM
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I don't think I've ever had chemtrail-related sex.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:19 PM
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42: How would you know?


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:25 PM
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42: Why do I keep replying to myself today? I blame chemtrails! That and leaded gasoline.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:27 PM
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36, 38: IIRC Kentucky and Kansas. I was thinking assassinations tied directly to partisan politics, which excludes nutjobs like Oswald. Way out of my expertise though.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:34 PM
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the functional equivalent of murdering Hitler at the Eagles' Nest. Not theoretically impossible but goddamn difficult to pull off.

The Allies had a credible plan to do exactly that, Operation Foxley. Was never carried out, obviously, supposedly because by early 1944, the Allies suspected winning the war would be easier with Hitler remaining in power and continuing to make boneheaded command decisions.


Posted by: Salty Hamhocks. | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:43 PM
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When I asked my mother about a plan for a perfect murder, she suggested a curare-tipped icicle inserted above the hairline. Very hard to detect. With four teenagers and a seven-year-old at the time, I'm surprised she didn't use it herself.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 12:59 PM
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At a hunting ranch with high security, you might have to use an ice dart and a blowgun. Trickier.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 1:02 PM
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Bleefing Kansas was a thing, but more about massacres than assassinations. All the territorial governors lived through office.

I haven't checked on Kentucky.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 1:36 PM
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Bleefing Kansas

A truly novel sex act.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 1:44 PM
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I'm not at all sure I want to know what "bleefing" is, and thankfully, urbandictionary is blocked at work.


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 1:59 PM
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Bleefing: Unusual spelling for the purpose of introducing a ligature.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 2:10 PM
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And here I thought the No was about UK exiting EU. So many ways to break up.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 2:11 PM
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Speaking of ligatures gone wild. Check out the new logo for the Metropolitan Museum of Art.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 2:13 PM
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that leonard nimoy thing comes from an unfunny "satire" site


Posted by: lemmy caution | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 3:16 PM
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54: I was kind of hoping that the Met logo did too.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 3:25 PM
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You know you've bleefed Kansas just right if you don't leave lasting ligature marks.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 4:17 PM
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55. That's a horrible logo, made even worse by their old one being kind of cool.


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 4:23 PM
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Are none of you people familiar with In re Neagle, 135 US 1 (1890)?


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 4:32 PM
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58: I was not. The Wikipedia entry on that case is small and boring, but fortunately I noticed the decedent, David S. Terry, described therein only as "a disappointed litigant with a grudge against Field", had his own entry, and that entry makes for great reading.

Terry was killed apparently about to attack a US Supreme Court Justice, Stephen Field, but he himself had thirty years before been Chief Justice of the California Supreme Court, and Field had been his successor in that same position in 1859 after Terry killed someone in a duel, was acquitted, and went off to fight for the South.

More juice here.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 4:54 PM
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The factual description in Neagle is amazing. Terry was already pummeling Field when deputy marshal Neagle shot him.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 5:00 PM
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https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/135/1/case.html


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 5:00 PM
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And the someone Terry killed in a duel was a US Senator.

Why isn't there a movie about this?


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 5:04 PM
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If I recall correctly, the chair of a gathering of UK/EU financial types that I was attending at the time announced, the day after the last election, that it was time "to give Labour and Scotland a good kicking."

My takeaway, as always: "British people: hilarious, awful."


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 5:07 PM
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I thought the Scottish Yes voters were all sheepishly looking at their feet in silence, now that the hypothetical Scottish government has to slash 90% from its budget due to reduced revenue from the North Sea fossil fuels.

You hyperbolize, but, for an actual frame of reference, the Government of Trinidad and Tobago is cutting everything by 7% due to the fossil fuels crash. This has troubling implications for my Government of T&T swag collection.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 5:09 PM
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Plus also, you know, human tragedy.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 5:10 PM
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On this trip from Fresno to San Francisco, Mrs Terry grossly insulted Judge Sawyer, and had her husband change seats so as to sit directly in front of the judge, while she passed him with insolent remarks, and pulled his hair with a vicious jerk, and then, in an excited manner, taking her seat by her husband's side, said: "I will give him a taste of what he will get by and by. Let him render this decision if he dares,"--the decision being the one already mentioned, then under advisement. Terry then made some remark about too many witnesses being in the car, adding that "The best thing to do with him would be to take him out into the bay and drown him."

Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 5:55 PM
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59: That "more juice" link (an eyewitness account of the history of the SF Vigilance Committee) is fascinating. I particularly loved this the final line in this quote:


Billy was called upon to surrender. He told them that the first one that put his head above the floor would be a dead man, and knowing the desperate character they were dealing with, they thought best to retire and get instruction from the City Attorney, who told them they had a right to take him dead or alive, whereupon they proceeded to arm themselves with rifles and stationed themselves on the second floor of a building on the opposite side of the street from the St. Francis on Dupont street, and when Mulligan was passing one of the windows the police fired. Mulligan dropped to the floor, dead as a door nail. He was turned over to the Coroner and has not been seen on the streets since.


Posted by: Dave W. | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 5:55 PM
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There ought to be an edit of Taxi Driver with no voiceover. Why is that not already created?


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 02-18-16 7:54 PM
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Of officeholders at what level? There have been more assassinations and attempts on Presidents since 1900, much less since the Civil War, than before.

I wonder if the same is true in the UK? Off the top of my head, in the 19th century there was one successful assassination of a PM (Spencer Perceval) and one attempt on the monarch (someone tried to shoot Victoria RI); in the 20th century no one's tried to kill any of the monarchs, and there have been two attempts on prime ministers (T******r 1984 and Major 1991). There must have been others in the late 19th century, that was Peak Anarchist. They managed to bump off the head of state of pretty much every other European country.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 2:17 AM
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Oh, wait. George V, by his doctor. But that was more of a mercy killing in order to meet press deadlines. Not sure it counts as assassination.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 2:19 AM
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For the US, there are notable peaks in assassination frequency around the turn of the 20th century and in the 1960s. (Lincoln is sort of a special case, and the same might be said of Garfield.) McKinley and Kennedy were definitely associated with general trends of increased frequencies of political assassinations.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 2:44 AM
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53 , 57 What a horrible logo indeed. It's new director/CEO/president logo disease. Got a new director so s/he feels he's got a mandate to drop a million or whatever on "refreshing the brand". And it's always shit.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 3:16 AM
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Got a new director so s/he feels he's got a mandate to drop a million or whatever on "refreshing the brand". And it's always shit.

So true.

http://www.napoleon.org/en/essential_napoleon/symbols/index.asp


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 3:38 AM
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I don't like the old logo but the new logo is worse.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 4:36 AM
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73: Symbol of immortality and resurrection, the bee

The symbol of what now?


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 6:34 AM
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73. There has been a trend over the last decade (maybe longer) away from "busy" logos like the old Met one and the Napoleon one. If Napoleon were around today he'd probably do a stark, Google-like "NAP."

The reason is technical. In the old days of printing you got a designer to make you a "sig cut" of your logo, but if you wanted it in various sizes, they had to be made separately, because hand-made.

Now they use Illustrator or whatever, and size the logo up or down as needed. However, logos with fine details don't size up or down well and so you have to pay the graphic designer to tweak the new resized one, which of course costs money.

So more and more logos are redone so they can be resized and still look good without being redrawn. (To be fair I first got this explanation a least a decade ago, and maybe Illustrator and other programs in its niche can do the necessary post-resizing tweaks now. IANAGD.)

The new Met one still sucks, though.

Apparently Shepard Fairey has done a logo/poster for Sanders. It is an abomination. If I were Sanders I'd sue.


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 6:41 AM
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If Napoleon were around today he'd probably do a stark, Google-like "NAP."

Or just a single upper-case "N", as it has on his tomb.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 6:52 AM
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75: The Merovingian king Childeric (deposed, as you will remember, by Pepin I) was buried in a robe fringed with golden bees, which were disinterred and sewn on to Napoleon's coronation robe. I am a bit baffled by the resurrection thing too. Bees are generally associated in heraldry with hard and diligent work (obviously) and in Greek mythology with Apollo and prophecy.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 6:58 AM
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I think it's less the individual bee than the beehive that was the original symbol for resurrection, for obvious reasons. And then later becomes bee via synecdoche.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 7:04 AM
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76.last: Ack! So ugly!


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 7:04 AM
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I just looked up the Sanders logo because I hadn't paid attention to it before. Why would you try to associate Sanders with Pepsi?

I don't really have strong feelings about Pepsi, but it seems like a weird choice even if you had to choose among soft drinks.


Posted by: MHPH | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 7:14 AM
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79: ah, that makes sense. Thanks.

Why would you try to associate Sanders with Pepsi?

He's the choice for a new generation?


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 7:20 AM
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CLINTON: The original and best

SANDERS: The choice for a new generation

CRUZ: Made in Scotland Canada from girders congealed whale sputum the negative emotions of eight million Americans given physical form formic acid, putrescin and unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine

TRUMP: What's the worst that could happen?


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 7:23 AM
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Why would you try to associate Sanders with Pepsi?

PepsiCo used to own KFC, so it's a subtle nod to the fact that when Bernie is installed as Lifetime Leader of the Socialist Revolution, he plans to go by the name Colonel Sanders .


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 7:26 AM
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84 is just so damn beautiful.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 7:28 AM
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Well done 83 last.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 7:31 AM
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I don't mind the new Metropolitan Museum logo, and I usually hate any movement away from 70's grandma style. But the old one was too busy.


Posted by: RT | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 8:14 AM
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82-84 were all surprisingly good. Oddly Trump is his own 80s advertising slogan.


Posted by: RT | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 8:16 AM
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Speaking of funny comments, where's Moby? Did I miss news, or is he just presumably busy?


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 8:42 AM
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Oddly, my first thought on the Met logo is it looks a little like a typeface you'd see on a print magazine cover some years ago. The old logo isn't great but I like it's just having an M. In protest, next time I visit I'll pay less than the suggested donation.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 9:37 AM
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90.last Don't pay anything! It's a scam.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 9:58 AM
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I'm still pissed they tried to renegotiate their sweetheart deal with the city (and with Bloomberg's approval) and tried to make entrance fees mandatory even though they pay the city nothing for that magnificent building.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-19-16 9:59 AM
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