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In one of those tapes, he talked about how the risk of getting a sexually transmitted disease "is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider."

I like the ones who don't get STDs.

Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 8:10 AM

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Awesome.

Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 8:14 AM

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Thus finishing his grand survey,
Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!

Posted by: J Swift | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 8:14 AM

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The couple's son, Barron, was born the following year.

Barron!? I'd expect Earl or Count at least, probably Archduke.

Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 8:16 AM

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I think 'King of the Romans' is traditional.

Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 8:55 AM

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Oh sweet Christmas crackers, I bet we could get rich quick selling "Donald Trump INRI" crucifixion T-shirts.

Cruz and Rubio for the two thieves, or Hillary and Bernie?

Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 9:12 AM

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I'll settle for a picture of Ivanka lovingly washing Donald's feet.

Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 9:35 AM

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I'll settle for a picture of Ivanka the Mexicans lovingly washing Donald's feet.

Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 9:47 AM

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"Mister Trump, this next question is for you: What is truth?"

Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 9:52 AM

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Me. Also the way and the light.

Posted by: Donald J. Trump | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 11:00 AM

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Huh. Christie endorses Trump.

Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 11:25 AM

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Oops. I thought this was the politics thread.

Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 11:26 AM

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All threads lead to Trump.

Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 11:35 AM

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It's just Trumps all the way down.

Posted by: Trivers | Link to this comment | 02-26-16 11:52 AM

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9. Isn't it Trump who is supposed to ask what is truth? And not to stay for an answer?

Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 02-27-16 5:42 AM

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13: All Trumps lead to deaths.

(Yes, I'm bored.)

Posted by: JoB | Link to this comment | 02-27-16 2:33 PM