Re: Young children of immigrants

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3- and 4-year-olds can learn immigration law well enough to represent themselves in court

All those parents who brag about what their kids can do at 3-years-old drive me nuts.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 8:04 AM
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If this catches on, how long before law schools switch from the Socratic method to the Suzuki Method?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 8:08 AM
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But we're still working on the "cooperating with other children" thing.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 8:10 AM
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Looks like we've found a Supreme Court nominee that the Republican-controlled Senate would actually approve!


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 8:11 AM
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I have a pamphlet, if anybody is interested. "How to avoid the horrors of the modern world by seizing on peripheral points."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 8:11 AM
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I saw that pamphlet. What on earth were they thinking when they chose that typeface? And the color combinations? Terrible!


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 8:20 AM
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"Seize the horror firmly by the horns and vault over its back while it passes harmlessly beneath you."


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 8:21 AM
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These assertions are so, so, bizarre that I can only assume (hope?) they have been taken completely out of context or otherwise totally mischaracterized.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 8:22 AM
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8: I know it seems crazy, but Texas really does have detention centers for nonviolent undocumented workers, often full of refugees fleeing violence. It's almost unwelcoming.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 8:26 AM
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How Many 5-Year-Olds Could You Defeat In An Immigration Tribunal?


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 8:34 AM
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Can we get the detainment camps recategorized as abortion clinics? Bring 'em up to code or shut 'em down.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 9:47 AM
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Yeah, law schools have never been very good at teaching that one.


Posted by: Trivers | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 10:11 AM
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8 -- it's more like the guy got forced into a reductio ad absurdum of the government's position on this issue (children don't need appointed counsel in immigration proceedings to comport with due process), and was way too dumb to figure that out but dug in harder. Incidentally,not figuring out that kind if trap means that you are definitionally a shitty lawyer.

In fairness, many immigration lawyers (on all sides most definitely including government lawyers) and judges are stunningly incompetent. Some seem to be barely literate.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 10:15 AM
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In fairness, many immigration lawyers (on all sides most definitely including government lawyers) and judges are stunningly incompetent. Some seem to be barely literate.

So, you are saying that a 3-year-old could probably take 'em.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 10:38 AM
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Some three year olds, yes.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 10:43 AM
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I would think a weeping 3-year old would be more effective than the most finely hewn legal argument -- or at least more likely to keep the immigration judge awake.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 10:50 AM
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I would think certain 3-year olds are liable to get the whole family deported.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 10:53 AM
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For a more cheering take on immigrant children, here is a review of a book about kcom lairt high here in SF: http://www.nybooks.com/articles/2016/03/24/solving-the-mystery-of-the-schools/

Also much deserved scorn thrown on Cory brooker and zuckerberg.


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 11:39 AM
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The Calabat would probably do very well in court by baffling opposing counsel with non-sequiturs. Or announcing that the judge called a recess so that "he wouldn't pee in his undies."


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 12:59 PM
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Ha! Go calabat! I think I owe you a video link, dancing kid for dancing kid??? Everything has been so deranged for the last few months, I am completely lost here.


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 1:18 PM
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How many three-year-olds do you think it would take to overwhelm the average immigration lawyer?


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 03- 8-16 2:46 PM
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17. A lot younger than that, apparently.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 03- 9-16 8:05 AM
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When we had our first set of CPS investigations last summer (because yay, ask children in school to report any abuse or neglect they've experienced after the child abuse prevention puppet show but don't bother asking them WHICH mom was involved with that and if it's perhaps the one whose rights were terminated for just that behavior and then you were adopted, but wevs) they decided Selah was too young to interview, but she insisted on talking to the investigators at great length about Batman. I hope they took good notes.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 03- 9-16 8:43 AM
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I can't keep track of the different reboots and series myself.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03- 9-16 8:45 AM
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23 so wonderful. V good friends' child now about 6 mos old, can't wait for the nonsensical long convo stage. Small children you are close to but who are not your own are so delicious. Much pleasure so very much less work!


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 03- 9-16 9:43 AM
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These detention centers are atrocities.


Posted by: Trivers | Link to this comment | 03- 9-16 7:50 PM
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