Re: Twitter Redeemed

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And of course the Canadians got there first.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 4:27 PM
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Perhaps.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 4:34 PM
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We have a Mexican sushi joint in town callec Japañero's.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 4:41 PM
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I had a kebab with pico de gallo for lunch today.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 5:48 PM
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Long Beach used to have, maybe still has, an Oriental Mexican Fish Market and Video Store.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 6:10 PM
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Where's Shatner when you need him?


Posted by: Wrathful | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 6:26 PM
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This is progressively a thing, I think.

Chi'lantro


Posted by: Criminally Bulgur | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 7:20 PM
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I want a pierogi filled with shawarma and bacon.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 7:58 PM
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I want a munchy box, and I only heard of them an hour ago.


Posted by: clew | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 8:12 PM
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A munchy box filled with low-hanging fruit.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 8:23 PM
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That's clearly for younger people. I routinely eat fries, wings, and onion rings. But that was just gross.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 8:28 PM
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Just an awkward name, not a blended one, but the new local Persian place is at the top of my list to try once Lee goes back to work and I let myself hang around her neighborhood in safety. The great Mexican place is a block or two from me, and (luckily for us if not for the state of local culinary affairs) a river runs between.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 8:32 PM
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By far the most common non-Italian restaurant I've seen in Italy is Japanese. No mashup names but some of the dishes appear to be typical Italian meats arranged like sushi.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 8:34 PM
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The hairy plums are low-hanging fruit, and I can get ahold of those.



Posted by: clew | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 8:38 PM
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Wagers on how old Anthony Weiner will be when he sends his last dick pic? Like, 81, right?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:13 PM
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That's only 9 in dick years.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:14 PM
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15: Depends how long he lives. He's obviously never going to stop.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:18 PM
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"Don't much like quitters son."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:21 PM
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That's on a giant sign on the way through Omaha with a picture of John Wayne. Usually I just make a lung cancer joke.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:22 PM
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What is 18 trying to say? Everyone in Omaha is a quitter?


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:25 PM
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That everybody in Omaha who has something bad happen to them has only themselves to blame because they lacked grit.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:28 PM
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It's really a bit Calvinist for Omaha, but if you've got the money, why not.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:29 PM
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17 "Weiner's death bed dick pics shocker"


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:33 PM
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Now I'm wondering if 15 was in response to the incident a couple weeks ago where he was catfished by a right-winger, or if he did it again more recently.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:34 PM
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Weiner and Trump locked in a room together, a single cell phone between them.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:41 PM
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There's a 12 step program but the first step, admitting you are powerless against your own penis, makes you want to take more pictures if it.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:55 PM
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Trump obviously never got past step 1 at all.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 9:59 PM
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Neither did Weiner.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 10:04 PM
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Nominative determinism.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-28-16 10:21 PM
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There's at least one halal Mexican joint here. Most of the rest are actually Chilean, run by the descendants of refugees who fetched up here after 9/11 (Kissinger version).


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 4:14 AM
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I want a pierogi filled with shawarma and bacon.

In the cooking contest I lost the other night, the winning entry was pierogi with dosa filling (I think masala potatoes) served with South Indian-style green beans. I didn't have the beans but the pierogi were great.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 8:10 AM
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I only eat green beans if they're done very well and other people are looking.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 8:14 AM
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Anthony Weiner is single again.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:10 AM
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the winning entry was pierogi with dosa filling (I think masala potatoes)

Like... a samosa?


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:14 AM
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It's like a burrito.


Posted by: Opinionated Anthony Weiner | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:20 AM
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Also, I know some people do deep fry a pierogi, but think of them as being sauteed and soft in texture. I think of a samosa being crispy.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:21 AM
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Samosas are indeed crispy.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:23 AM
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I don't actually go to Indian restaurants, so it's good to have the confirmation.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:26 AM
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Here to help.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:28 AM
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I don't actually go to Indian restaurants

You can also sometimes get samosas in Portuguese restaurants for reasons of historical imperialism, but they're not as good as the Indian ones.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:29 AM
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Samosas with Portuguese fillings? I'd try those.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:31 AM
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"Mystic Samosas"


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:33 AM
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Anyway, I'm one for appreciating the best in all cultures, but only in a abstract kind of way that doesn't impact how I live.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:34 AM
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Mossheimat has both Portuguese and Indians in abundance, but I've never heard of P-samosas. I think very few of them come from Goa, so.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:43 AM
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Alas, the Portuguese somosas I've had (in Lisbon) have been extremely boring and under-flavoured.

Here, however, is a white Englishwoman with a recipe for black pudding somosas that I think I want to try.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 9:55 AM
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Damn you, Chris Y, for linking me that recipe when I don't have a kitchen to cook in.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 10:08 AM
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Can you get black pudding there?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 10:09 AM
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Doubt it, but moot point. I think I'll send that recipe to my dad, he'll be all over it. He can do great Portuguese stews as well, so he can fulfill the potential of the pamosa.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-29-16 10:17 AM
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There are two Mexican-Asian fusion restaurants in my neighbor. 6 months ago or so one of them closed, and a completely different Mexican-Asian fusion restaurant opened in the same spot. It's not too surprising because there's definitely going to be some kind of take-out food in that spot (i.e. on a corner, fairly small, one block from a college), but still, what are the odds? This is not a heavily Mexican or heavily Asian neighborhood.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 5:20 AM
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Do they serve spring mole?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 5:32 AM
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That actually sounds pretty gross. I don't think mole was meant to go with cabbage.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 5:41 AM
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Speaking of not very good, does Asia (excluding the Near East) just have shitty desserts or have I had bad luck?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 5:51 AM
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I have to ask you people because I think it might be rude to ask the person who brought in the candy from China.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 5:59 AM
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50/51: I don't know. I'll check later this weekend. I'm definitely going to one of them soon and maybe both. Cassandane is taking Atossa to visit the grandparents for the week. I'll actually probably be eating more healthily than expected because a neighbor is going out of town and gave me some produce that would spoil before she got back, but I'll still be eating a lot more takeout than usual. (I get the pun, but it's as good an excuse as any to brag about having the house to myself and completely living the bachelor lifestyle for a week.)

52: Mango sticky rice must be Asian and isn't shitty. Is that considered the Near East?


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 6:00 AM
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Sticky rice doesn't sound like its going to replace a chocolate chip cookie any time soon, but I'll admit I've never had it.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 6:01 AM
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A good gulab jamun can be very good, but tbh I find most south Asian sweets OK but a bit samey, and I don't much care for Chinese sweets. I don't think I've ever eaten e.g. a Thai dessert, or a Vietnamese one, or a Malay one. What are they like?


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 6:06 AM
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I don't know. That's why I asked. I've mostly had Chinese sweets and my thought is that after 3,500 years of written history, they should really be doing better than a mooncake.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 6:09 AM
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Maybe the dumplings were so good they didn't see the need to try very hard. Bean paste and fuck you if you didn't get enough of the pork to be full.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 6:19 AM
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Yes, in general east Asian desserts suck, and Asian candy is Russian roulette. There are exceptions; I personally love sesame balls, and there's a giant doughnut from Guangzhou (not a youtiao) that is nominally a breakfast food that's pretty good. Thailand has waffles with green custard which is fairly bomb, and the Vietnamese have stolen French cuisine and thus make creme puffs and such. The Cambodians do too, but they're not as good at it. Laos has bananas.


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 6:42 AM
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Thanks. It's good to know that somebody hasn't been holding out on me.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 6:49 AM
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And that trying new things probably isn't worth the effort.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 6:58 AM
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Traditional Japanese confectionery (wagashi) looks amazing but isn't to everyone's taste: Japanese sweets and desserts in general are based on on rice dumplings, red bean paste, sweetened soybean powder, green tea, and black sugar syrup. Anmitsu is a good starting point for Westerners, especially if it's served with ice cream.


Posted by: Ume | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 7:11 AM
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Oh, there's good candy, it's just a high stakes game finding out which. Green tea Kit Kat, for instance, is quite tasty.


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 7:15 AM
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There are so many more Japanese varieties of KitKat than green tea (over 200 and rising), and they change regularly as Nestlé makes both seasonal and local variations. The weirdest one I've actually eaten was roast sweetcorn, but I have yet to try wasabi or edamame or purple sweet potato (which I bet is really good) or hojicha roasted tea flavours.


Posted by: Ume | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 7:23 AM
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Roc Islanders really like baking but aren't very good at it. Their first rule seemingly is 'When in doubt, add custard.' Which is admirable! But not exactly fine confectionery. Indian sweets are the best.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 7:28 AM
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Still, not worth it on the risk-reward ratio. Saving mental bandwidth by reification of my stereotype.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 7:29 AM
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I would say fine, more for me, but burfi isn't the most fungible of goods.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 7:30 AM
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Every year right after Eid-al-Fitr my mom's Muslim students would bring her left over sweets from the festival, as she was a teacher and well respected in the community. There were all sorts of sweets from India and Pakistan, all weird colors and flavors. Some were off the hook delicious and others were more of the "why did you let me put this in my mouth?" variety.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 7:37 AM
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68 is true on all counts, my mom is also a teacher. I found avoiding the more garish colors was a good rule.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 7:42 AM
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Just like a country club before the Supreme Court fixed it.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 7:45 AM
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Bing soo (AKA patbingsu) is generally good.


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 08-31-16 9:42 AM
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