Re: Guest Post - The Creation (and Evolution?) of Televangelism

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That was interesting. The guy doesn't seem very sharp, but he's pushing himself hard to understand and communicate. I respect his earnest efforts, but it still seems like there's a lot of... what? Interference from all the lies he's absorbed, perhaps.

Like this at the end:

As an observer of the web and media for the past 20 years, I've noticed that the church hasn't really been involved in the World Wide Web. Because in terms of media development, the church -- the message of evangelicalism -- has always been at the forefront [of technology]. In the early days of radio, the church was ever-present. In the early days of television, the church was very present. In the early days of satellite -- two of the 10 transponders on the first satellite were owned by Christian organizations. So when the Web came along and nobody of the faith went near it, that fact caused me to have an epiphany, if you will. The reason they didn't go to it is because the web is a three-way communication street. It's not one-way. The network is top to bottom, but [the web] is bottom to bottom. It doesn't need any hierarchical approval.

And with Faith Nation, CBN is trying to turn a three-way communication medium [back] into a one-way. And for me that's an artificial use of the web. It's an open door for problems down the road. [The anarchic nature of the web] is a perfect vessel for the holy spirit. But it's not the perfect vessel for a hierarchical anything.

"A three-way communication street"? I'm sure he does better when he's not speaking off the cuff, but it's hard to follow the germs of insight when they end like that. He kinda gets the problem there, but it's not going to lead all that far out of the darkness. But an interesting portrait of, I guess, an incomplete turn from indoctrination to critical thought?


Posted by: lurid keyaki | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 12:28 PM
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Also, and I haven't read the link, of day that the web has been absolutely fantastic for Christian craziness, schism, and so on. He has a very narrow definition of "church", which is hardly surprising.


Posted by: Nworb | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 12:50 PM
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Bottom to bottom is pretty apt.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 12:58 PM
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An interesting comic depiction of someone's religious-right (PMD?) family over time. (The author eventually cut them off.)


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 1:27 PM
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"Three-way" makes sense. It's top to bottom, and bottom to too, and also bottom to bottom - so the congregation can talk back to the minister and also to each other directly.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 1:29 PM
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I agree with 1 & 2 (and 5). I think what he's trying to say makes sense, but I wouldn't recommend the interview for his thoughts about the future of media.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 1:32 PM
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4 is right. Not that I've seen that in my family.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 1:33 PM
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I was surprised by the three-way street, but it can't possibly be worth further discussion.


Posted by: lurid keyaki | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 1:34 PM
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3: Bottom-of-the-barrel to bottom-of-the-barrel communication is definitely a good description of twitter.


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 1:36 PM
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I just assumed he'd been to Pittsburgh, which has so many stupid U-turns it's hard to remember most places nobody drives perpendicular to the center line except at intersections.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 1:37 PM
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The "'what am I doing wrong?' segment" story is affecting: the point being that Robertson didn't want to air anything that might lead viewers to think twice about emptying their bank accounts for him.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 1:44 PM
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Not that that's strange about Robertson, but to think that someone under him was that well-meaning and deluded.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 2:10 PM
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If you remember the time period, somebody like Jim Bakker was probably the comparison for TV preaching. Or that guy with the weird hair who explains why the world will end soon.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 2:19 PM
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I was boggled to learn the other day that there is an evangelical TV network named "Daystar", because in my universe that word only appears suffixed with "It burns!". Cultural distance, I suppose.


Posted by: Nathan Williams | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 2:44 PM
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Jim Bakker is on it. I had never heard of it until I went to look up how to spell his name and skimmed the Wikipedia article.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 2:47 PM
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Jack Van Impie?


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 2:47 PM
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Sorry, Doctor Jack Van Impie.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 2:50 PM
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Assuming 16 is to 13.last, yes.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 2:51 PM
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He probably went to Brown for his Ph.D.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 2:53 PM
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Used to get stoned and watch Doctor Jack, back in the day.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 2:55 PM
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In retrospect, probably not the best way to have spent my youth.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 2:56 PM
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When I sent in the link I was thinking that my impression of televangelists is mostly formed by satire, and looked up the televangelist scene from Repo Man; such a classic.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 3:00 PM
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20: Oh no! NMM to Dr. Gene Scott, who was a favorite source of stoned entertainment for me back in the day. I hadn't realized he was gone, but it was 12 years ago!

I remember watching him open a letter with a $5 donation and ripping the woman who sent it for being so cheap. "If that's all I'm worth to you, then don't bother."


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 3:34 PM
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On deeper examination, the fondness for Trump among the religious right should shock no one; they love a good charlatan.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 4:22 PM
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The guy doesn't seem very sharp, but he's pushing himself hard to understand and communicate.

Agreed. He doesn't seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer, perhaps; but he does sound genuinely concerned, and I appreciate his efforts.

And this:

For example, if you believe that God rewards good Christians by making them prosperous, and you're not prosperous, you have to ask yourself why. And there's really only two answers to that question. One is that you're doing something wrong -- a.k.a. sinning -- and the other is that somebody out there is taking what rightfully belongs to you and you've got to do something about that. And that's a pretty easy sell to human beings -- we all want what we don't have.

This strikes me as a pretty good account of how a certain strain of American Calvinism, having morphed into an American prosperity gospel, could then be mobilized, via modern media (and now almost content-free, in theological terms!) into a politics of resentment, with Trump as exemplary Christian as its standard-bearer.


Posted by: Just Plain Jane | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 5:20 PM
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Don't drag good ol' Calvin into the prosperity gospel. It's gross but it ain't him (or his descendants), since "God will shower money upon the believers if you just do these three sweet tricks" is pretty much the exact opposite of Calvin. It's just weird American pentacostalism with can-do American nonsense as the whipped cream on top. I blame America.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 6:05 PM
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Currently in Cincinnati. Where is three-way street?


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 6:13 PM
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Dixie Chili's six-way is the best, but anything works for the general concept.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 6:36 PM
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Sex with onions. Mmmm.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 6:40 PM
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26: Please note that I said 'American Calvinism,' and not Jean Calvin, the man himself (he was a serious and learned theologian, but I suspect he may have let loose some forces that were beyond his control...); but seriously, Halford, you surely cannot believe what you are saying here? As if American Puritanism had nothing whatsoever to do with the English and continental European Calvinist traditions from which it had emerged? And as if all of that weird American pentacostalism (a bizarre corruption of the original message of 'good ol' Calvin,' to be sure) had just sprung up like mushrooms from the ground, because of the condition of the American soil or something?


Posted by: Just Plain Jane | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 7:01 PM
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Sex with Swiss people. Mmmm.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 7:06 PM
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Dutch people pronounce "Pabst" weird.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 7:14 PM
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That might be off topic.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 7:18 PM
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Why a Dutch guy is here, I don't know.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 7:52 PM
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The prosperity gospel has a surprisingly complicated theological history, as my stuck-on-a-plane reading of Kate Bowler's Blessed told me. If going through the numbing was-this-a-dissertation history of who taught whom in the evangelical (and non-evangelical!) prosperity gospel lineage sounds like it might be your thing, you'll love the book, including the much less dry final two-thirds.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 7:57 PM
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Maybe he's Pennsylvania Dutch and is trying to pull some kind of Rumspringa short con, Moby.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 7:57 PM
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Nope. Born and raised in Holland. And putting Billy Joel on the joke box.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 7:59 PM
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35: Is the takeaway that basically the entire USian culture is to blame for its upspring?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 8:04 PM
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1: "[The anarchic nature of the web] [...is] not the perfect vessel for a hierarchical anything. "
I think is totally wrong. In the actual social web (Facebook, anyway, and AFAIK for effectively all people FB is the web) filter bubbles hide dissent, lynch mob behavior enforces conformity, and the vast majority of content isn't user-generated, it comes from news outlets.* And user behavior isn't egalitarian: the rule of thumb for social media managers is 1% of users post, 9% share, 90% are passive. In that environment it isn't that hard for a handful of hierarchies to dominate their own chunk of the web.** Which is a long way of saying, 2nd 2.
*eg. FB switched to the news feed interface because UGC just wasn't interesting enough.
**AIUI this is exactly what Bannon did with Breitbart.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 8:11 PM
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It is an interesting piece, and thanks for posting, NickS.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 8:13 PM
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38 - That's the ten-mile view, but like most things it's a lot more complicated than that.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 8:24 PM
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Oh, and I learned that:

the Bible says that God didn't destroy Sodom because of their sexual sins. He destroyed them because they didn't take care of the poor or the afflicted.
Which, remarkably, makes God appear even more of an asshole.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-30-17 8:32 PM
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I don't follow 42, but I am with Halford in the Jean Calvin is Innocent OK Liberation Front.

There is something weird and uniquely American about such phenomena as Mormonism and the Prosperity Gospel. If it owes anything to Calvinism it is not the idea of the chosen person, for Calvinists are very sure that they can never be certain that they are among the elect, but the typology of a chosen people, and of providential history. That comes through the British protestant self-understanding, where Rome was Babylon and we were Israel, to the American one, where Britain is Babylon and the colonists are Israel.

It's not a straightforward story of supercession: there were still British Israelites even while Americans were inventing Mormon fake history. But I think that a racialised version of this belief is a really important element of American politics to this day.

But if you're a member of the chosen people, yet find yourself working in Babylon without any health insurance, you're going to know on some level that you deserve a miracle.


Posted by: NW | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 2:16 AM
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POOR AND AFFLICTED OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH! YOUR RULERS CARE NOT FOR YOUR SUFFERING! BUT FEAR NOT, FOR I AM WITH YOU! I SHALL IMMOLATE YOU WITH A RAIN OF RIGHTEOUS FIRE! AND THERE SHALL BE NO MORE TEARS IN YOUR EYES!


Posted by: OPINIONATED GOD | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 2:37 AM
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I'd literally just got to the bit in "The Rules of the Game" where Jackie Fisher explains to George V that, given they have both the Straits of Dover in the south and Scapa Flow in the north, it is perfectly obvious that the British are God's chosen people. A sort of geostrategic version of the Prosperity Gospel.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 2:43 AM
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43: Prosperity gospel types are also huge all over the developing world, no?


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 2:47 AM
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46: I thought that was a US export. Are there home-grown versions?


Posted by: ydnew | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 4:50 AM
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47: Well there's this, for one. Founder converted from Catholicism by a Canadian Pentecostalist; but even if the taproot theology is uniquely American, I still think it's a stretch to say the entire movement is uniquely American; a bit like saying Buddhism is uniquely Indian.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 5:00 AM
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I retroactively ban 48 last.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 5:06 AM
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Most Buddhists are Hindu.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 5:12 AM
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Most Buddhists are atheists with Chinese characteristics.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 5:15 AM
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Yeah, basically 43. Worth noting that there are in fact unpleasant right-wing Calvinists in the US, most prominently in Western Michigan, but those guys are still no-dancing, no-parties-on-Sunday types and have very little to do with the believe and get rich mode of the prosperity gospel people (and of course the mainline descendants of Calvin in the UCC Congregationalists/Presbyterians have zero to do with PG either). There's certainly some connection between prosperity gospel and traditional Protestsntism in some super broad sense of you zoom way out, and obviously the US's great tolerance for weird new Christian cults plays a role, but to the extent the prosperity gospel people have a geneology its via 19th Century pentacostals who explicitly broke with Calvinism, so hard to blame old JC (not that one) or his followers for the prosperity gospel.

I see the prosperity gospel people as modern hucksters who just took advantage of an obviously potentially successful niche, allowing people to think they could get rich through trying this one weird trick which happens to be what God wants. I mean, obviously that's a scam (and there's a good case that it's pretty much the antithesis of Christianity, certainly the antithesis of Calvin's thought) but it's not hard to see why it's an attractive doctrine to a lot of people given how people live in modern industrialized/post industrialized countries. Not much connection with anything earlier.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 5:18 AM
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I think we should just assume that during WWII an America soldier met a guy from Vanuatu and after a few beers one came away with the idea of a cargo cult and the other the prosperity gospel.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 5:57 AM
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I'm going to do that instead of reading snarkout's book.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 6:03 AM
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It's shorter.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 6:17 AM
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If I knuckle down I might finish this weekend.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 6:23 AM
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That will give you time to learn the difference between Missouri Synod and Wisconsin Synod Lutheranism. I think it has to do with what goes in a proper cheese ball.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 6:33 AM
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I dread to think what that dispute led to in Switzerland.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 6:57 AM
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Despite being an atheist, I once while drunk ranted that Prosperity Gospel-type Christianity should be stripped of the title Christianity. The people I went to church with, as a kid, were so nice, and my pastor was a perfectly helpful and kind person. I know that mainline Protestant denominations are attracted to ecumenism, but they should declare war on the fundies, and cast them out of the church as frauds.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 7:00 AM
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I think the mainline Protestants all have formal declarations of faith, and the fundies don't qualify under any of them anyway.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 7:06 AM
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I could go ask. There's a bunch of them right around here.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 7:07 AM
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Totally agree with 59, btw. Just being a pedant.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 7:09 AM
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As a heathen, although I appreciate the broadness of the Nicene Creed (in today's context, at least), looking at it line by line, the majority seems to boil down to canon-establishment in the "Our god is bigger than your god" vein. There's a few lines implicating ethics and values on the ground ("for our sake he was crucified", "the forgiveness of sins"), but they're pretty vague.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 7:54 AM
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What? It's very specific, theologically speaking.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 7:58 AM
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Yes, it's very specific on the crucifixion and resurrection and Jesus is the best and all that. Useful if that's the big thing your heretics are questioning. But how did Jesus want us to live? Forgiveness, okay, salvation, great, but what is implied by that? Go back to the Bible, I guess, but then you have the same old problems of material and interpretation. So I'm not sure how useful a summary source it is for fundamental ethical divergence like the prosperity gospel's. I'm there are other creeds, but they'll be less universal.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:07 AM
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I think the mainline Protestants all have formal declarations of faith

I'm a heathen myself, so I'm not reliable on this, but I think for some important strands of mainline Protestantism, they explicitly and precisely don't have this -- historically each believer is supposed to work out their own understanding and beliefs individually. Here's a link from the United Methodist Church describing itself as not a 'creedal church': http://www.umc.org/what-we-believe/why-do-we-say-creeds .

At which point it gets a little confusing figuring out what makes you a Methodist versus being not a Methodist, but that's not my problem.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:09 AM
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63: The Nicene Creed is accepted by most (not I think all) formal churches, but all the churches have other, more detailed declarations about other things, which they don't agree on. Again, this is pedantry; all those statements presumably are concerned, as you say, mostly with theological infighting, not actual morality; but in terms of the theology, I don't think any of the evangelicals formally qualify as Christian.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:11 AM
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66: I'm not reliable either. It depends what you mean by "mainline", too. I was thinking of the established European churches and their descendants: Catholic, Orthodox, Lutheran, Anglican, etc. Methodists don't fit there, but under your (correct) usage they do.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:14 AM
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; but in terms of the theology, I don't think any of the evangelicals formally qualify as Christian.

I think this is nonsense. I mean, if you want to look at individual people and say that they fail to live up to Christian ideals so badly that you don't want to say they qualify as a Christian, I wouldn't do that as a non-Christian myself, but I suppose you could.

But as far as I know anything about explicit theological claims, the evangelical churches aren't wildly far off mainline Protestant churches -- the huge, glaring political and social differences are either irrelevant to theology or come from fairly minor differences in emphasis.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:16 AM
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I think snark's book covers this but the prosperity gospel has taken hold pretty hard in black churches, which I find kind of baffling but I don't really get a vote. (I mean seriously Creflo Dollar is so super gross but has the best possible name for the job.) At the church we go to that's mostly along the lines of "I was about to have my power turned off but then a check I'd been waiting for for months showed up just in time, amen." I don't know if it feels different when there isn't meaningful prosperity involved, but it still makes me sad and scared.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:17 AM
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I don't think there's much doubt Evangelicals count as Christian. They're not LDS or anything.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:19 AM
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Though a friend who used to be a mainstream black Christian (if one whose general response to all complaints was that you need a joint and an orgasm ASAP as opposed to prayers) is now SUPER into reiki and how the universe holds exactly what you need when you need it and your energy just needs to align and accept it and maaaan is that at least as bad.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:21 AM
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70: I think praying for money to pay the utility bill is pretty different from prosperity gospel stuff.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:21 AM
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but in terms of the theology, I don't think any of the evangelicals formally qualify as Christian

Based on violating what, precisely?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:22 AM
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Also, I think of Methodist as mainline Protestant. There are just so many of them that I don't think you can blame them for having somebody named after their founder shoot a man for snoring.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:24 AM
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I have a deadline so shouldn't be joining in, but I think you're wrong in 73, Moby. Yes, the leaders of the prosperity gospel churches are pure fraudsters, but the people who join them are often poor and in debt. Praying for money to cover the utility bill because God cares about you as an individual and wants you to flourish is just a few steps down the economic ladder from praying for a new Porsche for the same reason.


Posted by: Ume | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:28 AM
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I don't think that it's very meaningful to say that the prosperity gospel people aren't "Christian" as a matter of "doctrine" -- I mean they will tell you they believe in Christ and why not believe them. But it's pretty clear that many of their beliefs, and most importantly the belief that God will shower you with wealth if you follow simple steps and that wealth is evidence of God's favor, are 180 degrees from any even quasi-plausible reading of the Gospels or most Western church doctrine, whether Protestant or Catholic. That's not a question of "theology" exactly, it's basically taking the core tenets of the religion and doing exactly the opposite thing.

But it's also not the first time this has happened, see e.g. the Crusades, where somehow the point of the Gospels became to conquer Jerusalem and kill a shit-ton of people. And you'd still call the Crusaders Christians. I basically think of the prosperity gospel guys as deeply misguided guys who have a worldly anti-Christian philosophy with Christian window dressing. In general, that's not historically unusual, it's just that our fine historical moment produces Joel Osteen and Creflo Dollar instead of Guy of Lusignan.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:33 AM
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What Ume said. And I should clarify that the pastors at the church we attend live simply and aren't getting rich or even middle-class off the church, still work day jobs. But there's also this idea that God wants you to be happy and will provide for you and hmmmmmmmm I'm not really okay with that. But I also don't go to church anymore because Lee does sometimes, so it really doesn't matter. People definitely believe they can manifest love and success through religion and maybe I shouldn't be such an Eeyore about it.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:34 AM
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Wikipedia Mainline Protestant definition, which matches up pretty well with how I was using it. It's a more socially coherent than theologically coherent grouping within Protestantism.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:35 AM
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Link-fail. Here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mainline_Protestant


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:35 AM
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That God cares about you as an individual is definitely in the Gospels, as is the idea that God will take care of your needs. The idea that you get to determine your needs and that those needs might include a luxury automobile are both pretty firmly condemned.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:36 AM
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It's as if you don't even care about Janis Joplin.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:37 AM
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69, 71, 74 &C: I've been speaking sloppily. My original 60 was in response to Walt's 59:
mainline Protestant denominations are attracted to ecumenism, but they should declare war on the fundies, and cast them out of the church as frauds. [emphasis added]
I think Walt (and LB, Moby, Minivet) was using "the church" to mean "Christian" broadly defined, where I pedantically took it to mean a church as in an established church (RC, Anglican, etc.). Those churches have detailed declarations of faith to which (AFAIK) evangelicals (and other established churches) do not adhere. My position is, evangelicals don't belong to any established church, and therefore can't be cast out of it; whether they qualify as "Christian" broadly defined I don't know and won't argue; though my hunch is they don't, for the reasons Halford gives.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:38 AM
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Right, disagreeing with 81.1 and .2 are me not being a Christian, not weighing in on what Christians themselves should do.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:39 AM
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83: I think when you say "evangelical" we'd be more likely to say "non-denominational." There are lots of evangelical doctrinate Christian churches.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:40 AM
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And I think some non-denominational churches aren't evangelical. But I get confused between Evangelical and Pentecostal.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:41 AM
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Okay, but you're kind of fighting the counter-Reformation there. That is, there are plenty of Protestants who don't belong to any established church of the kind you're talking about, and some of them are nice (to put it childishly) and some of them are nasty (likewise). Looking at prosperity theology and connecting it to not being a member of an established church seems really unfounded.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:42 AM
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and maybe I shouldn't be such an Eeyore about it.

I'm going to start a neo-pagan Eeyore worship cult. We'll gather together and whine. Part of the service will involve restoring the tail.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:43 AM
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The Episcopal (Anglican) Church, typically, has multiple, long, and somewhat inconsistent declarations of faith (not quite sure what this means, but I think I know what you mean), while at the same time not much caring if anyone does or does not believe in them or conforms to them (or even has ever read them). So there's that.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:43 AM
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IYKWIMAITYD.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:44 AM
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And again, Methodists. Long existing, respectable, socially liberal, not systematically associated with prosperity theology. But non-creedal. I'm pretty sure UCC is the same, I'd have to look up Congregationalists but I think they're also in the same tradition.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:44 AM
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90 to 88.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:44 AM
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Further to RH's train of thought, it's probably a good thing that Christians no longer immolate each other for heresy, but if you abandon the concept of heresy, you also de facto abandon the concept of orthodoxy. So you're left with "Christians are people who call themselves Christians", which is fine, but not all that useful for separating the sheep from the goats. Much, much better that autos da fe, but still. It means that Hong Xiuquan with his claim to be God's younger brother Alf was as good a Christian as the Pope or Fred Clark, because he said so.

Essentially the category of Christian has been largely emptied of meaning and I'm going to make a fortune by touring the United States preaching that Donald Trump is possessed by the Holy Ghost.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:48 AM
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The Methodist church in my hometown split apart, because of some social issue. I had already left town, so I didn't get the details but it probably involved homosexuality. I know that the bulk of the congregation, following the lead of the dad who wouldn't let his son play "Highway to Hell" on the stereo while we drove to swim meets, left and started a new, non-affiliated church.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:51 AM
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93.2: There are many preachers doing just that. Try saying he's the Antichrist. It's more likely correct and you'll have less competition.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:52 AM
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93: I keep on getting stuck on Methodists, but unless you're going to write them out of Christianity, a version of Christianity without heresy has been around since at least the eighteenth century. This isn't modern fuzzy-mindedness, it's a long-existing tradition.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:52 AM
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93: The most generally accepted definition is probably the Basis of the World Council of Churches: "a fellowship of churches which confess the Lord Jesus Christ as God and Saviour according to the scriptures, and therefore seek to fulfill together their common calling to the glory of the one God, Father, Son and Holy Spirit." So members have to agree that Jesus is God (so excluding, e.g., Quakers and Unitarians) and believe in the Trinity (excluding, e.g., JWs and Mormons).


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93 - I wouldn't go quite that far. You don't need to reestablish the Inquisition or delve deeply into theology to understand that the prosperity gospel stuff (defined well by 81) is not really compatible with Christianity. You just need an extremely superficial reading of the gospels that even a 6 year old can understand. So, while it probably doesn't make sense to call them "not Christians" it's pretty easy (for me) to think of what they're doing as not really Christianity.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:54 AM
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I didn't realize Quakers didn't agree that Jesus was God. I guess that explains why they're on the crappier kinds of oatmeal instead of the good ones.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:55 AM
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But 97 is pretty much the definition I'm familiar with.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:57 AM
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85: Okay! Substitute terminology as you see fit, until I make sense.
87: I am totally refighting the Reformation, because I'm reading Iron Kingdom (thanks for the rec, Halford).
To your point: I'm saying all prosperity churches (substituting "prosperity" for my previous use of "evangelical") are non-established churches. That's a modest claim, and solely a correlative one. If there are counterexamples I'll modify "all" as needed.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:58 AM
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Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.


Posted by: Opinionated Albigensian Crusader | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:03 AM
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First, you're using 'established church' really weirdly. I've only seen it used to mean a particular relationship between church and state, like the Church of England. The sort of thing we are specifically not allowed to have in the US. But you clearly don't think that, because you're talking about the US where there are no established churches in that sense.

You're using it to mean bound to a particular set of declarations of faith? What the United Methodist Church called 'creedal' in the page disavowing being a creedal church? Or something else?

Second, and I'll be more certain of this once I know what you think 'established church' means, I don't think the relationship between being an 'established church' and prosperity or other repellent theologies works in either direction. I think you'll be able to find Lutherans, e.g., advocating prosperity theology.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:06 AM
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This would be a good opportunity for somebody to use "antidisestablishmentarianism" for a purpose other than to comment on its length. Doesn't happen often.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:08 AM
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I was also surprised to learn that the Quakers don't really consider themselves Christian at all, but googling suggests that they don't. "The Quaker way has deep Christian roots that form our understanding of God, our faith, and our practices. Many Quakers consider themselves Christian, and some do not. Many Quakers today draw spiritual nourishment from our Christian roots and strive to follow the example of Jesus. Many other Quakers draw spiritual sustenance from various religious traditions, such as Buddhism, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, and the nature religions." OK then. From their official website. I wonder who argued for including the "nature religions" and am hoping it was a surly 17-year-old wiccan.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:09 AM
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Why surly?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:12 AM
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Hostile, tense Quakers are inherently funny.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:13 AM
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hoping it was a surly 17-year-old wiccan.

Negasonic Teenage Wiccahead.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:14 AM
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I guess they just don't like Jainists either.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:18 AM
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99, 105: I'm probably misremembering why the Quakers weren't WCC members, as it seems they have finally joined it a few years ago. The individual Quakers I've known have all been very universalist, but of course people like William Penn and George Fox did explicitly preach the divinity of Jesus.


Posted by: Ume | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:22 AM
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And William Penn got a hotel named after him.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:26 AM
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I think snark's book covers this but the prosperity gospel has taken hold pretty hard in black churches

I just sent Heebie a link to another piece* which references that fact, and I'll be curious what you make of it.

* which is long and complicated enough that I think it makes sense as a separate post rather than just linking it in comments, but I could just post it in this thread.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:28 AM
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111: And a huge forest.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:30 AM
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Plus a zoil.


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114 made me snort.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:34 AM
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103.1 I'm using "established" to refer to those churches officially established in Europe, in the sense you give; plus the congregations of those churches in the US (eg. Episcopalians).
103.2: I hold that all prosperity churches are not established churches. If you show me the Pope or Lutheran World Federation endorsing a prosperity theology I'll abandon the claim entirely; if you show me the odd individual or congregation I'll modify "all" downward.
Methodists are not established under my definition and have no bearing on the argument.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:34 AM
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I knew I shouldn't have joined this discussion as it's sent me all the way down the rabbit hole to find out how wrong I was. Turns out there's a US/UK difference. The Friends General Conference in the USA has been part of the WCC from the start, in 1948, but British Quakers decided not to be part of it because they didn't agree with the use of a credal statement.


Posted by: Ume | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:39 AM
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Presbyterians count, as the American arm of the Church of Scotland?


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:40 AM
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107 Richard Nixon?


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:44 AM
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118: Sure. Are they prosperity gospel?


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:45 AM
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Anyway, they're, like the Methodists, not committed to doctrinal uniformity, so if you google for Presbyterian prosperity gospel, you get a fair number of pages opposing it, but also things like this essentially endorsing the proposition that God will materially reward the faithful in this world.

Really, I don't understand why you're talking about 'established churches' as a meaningful category at all in this context.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:46 AM
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How many established denominations are there?

- Catholics
- Church of England/Anglicans
- Church of Scotland/Presbyterians
- Lutherans/Evangelische Kirche
- Dutch Reformed (assuming here but they have a monarchy)

Anyone else?

If you broaden it beyond Christians you get

- Shia Islam
- Sunni Islam
- Shintoism
- Theravada Buddhism (Thailand)
- Mahayana Buddhism (Nepal)
- Hinduism (I think formally non-established in India, but pretty close)

Anything else?


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:47 AM
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121: Let me help.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:48 AM
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What about Calvinists in Switzerland?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:49 AM
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Eastern Orthodox.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:51 AM
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And Judaism in Israel. And (nearly?) all of the Orthodox Christian churches.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:52 AM
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123: So, just that they can't be 'cast out of the church as frauds' because they're generally not members of any church that's set up for casting out?

If that's all you were saying, then absolutely, I have nothing to disagree with there. (But still note that e.g., Presbyterians are an established church that isn't really set up for the casting out either.)


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:54 AM
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126 - oh right. Duh.

121 - I don't think 121.1 is fairly read as prosperity gospel. Seems to me that he is simply saying "be aware of and acknowledge blessings" while being careful not to make prosperity-gospel like promises. You can probably find some examples of rogue sermons but it's pretty far afield (I think) from the Presbyterian Church in America (which is itself split in two big branches, certainly the PCUSA abhors prosperity gospel, but I think the right-wing PCA does too).


Posted by: RH | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:54 AM
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Shintoism is officially disestablished.


Posted by: Ume | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 9:59 AM
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127: That really took an amazingly long time.


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Yeah. I think what threw me so far off track was your connection of 'established church' with 'church that has a central authority that can throw people out'. There's no necessary relationship between those two things.

But that people preaching prosperity gospel are mostly (maybe universally? I can't think of a counterexample) not doing it as authorized by a central authority in their denomination? That seems absolutely true.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 10:06 AM
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There's a Wikipedia page which suggests some big errors in 122. Nepal was a Hindu kingdom. Apparently Tuvalu (not the Netherlands) is the only country that officially establishes Calvinism in its Constitution. But the list misses a lot of places like Germany, which don't have a single state religion but a lot of more or less de-facto state-supported religions that are effectively established. And also leaves off Scotland, which surely has a Calvinist established church by any reasonable definition.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 10:09 AM
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Presbyterians are an established church that isn't really set up for the casting out either.

Maybe not for casting out, but they haven't been shy on the schism front - the great Disruption of 1843, for example, left its mark on pretty much every town in Scotland.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 10:11 AM
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Although apparently the Church of Scotland has been formally officially disestablished since 1921.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 10:13 AM
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Scotland, which surely has a Calvinist established church by any reasonable definition.

The Kirk is the national church of Scotland but, I believe, it's not an established church - the Crown has no authority over it.


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134 - Yes [scans Wikipedia], formally dissestablished in 1921, which also resolved the lingering remnants of the great Disruption of 1843, by allowing most of the various Scottish presbyterian churches to merge, since the splitters had objected mostly to state interference with the operation of the church.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 10:18 AM
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Highly recommending Ai Weiwei's deeply moving and humane documentary Human Flow. If it's playing near you go see it.

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Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 10:19 AM
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Transylania's ruling dynasty for about 100 years was Calvinist. That has nothing to do with this thread, but it seemed worth mentioning since it's Halloween.


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 10:23 AM
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Using "established" to refer to any american churches is ridiculous and unsalvageable as a concept.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in" (9) | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 10:56 AM
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137: Either that or the next Star Wars.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 10:57 AM
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139: Give me six years.


Posted by: Opinionated Roy Moore | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 10:57 AM
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OT: Just now a co-worker made me take out the second space after a period ending a sentence. I should have fought it, except we were writing to a character count.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 11:10 AM
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Said the archbishop to the synod.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 11:17 AM
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Oh, Christ. "Established" churches, in the LB sense, which I accept, are state churches. It is a nice point whether the RC church is established in Ireland, or several other countries where the constitution mentions it, or mentions xianity. But it's a special case because it is an explicitly multinational organisation in which the Pope reserves the right to appoint all the bishops. In properly established churches, this right is not extended to foreigners and is in some cases explicitly reserved to the state. That's not secularism because the state is assumed to be Christiain. Membership of the church is necessary for full cistizenship. So it is rule by the laity. Of course, Calvinist churches do not have bishops.
By this definition, let's see: England, Scotland, Wales (until 1922) Norway, Finland (until recently), Denmark), Sweden (until ?2001 but until ~1860 leaving the church was punishable by banishment, and until 1947 there was a short list of denominations to which a Swede could legally belong); in Germany there's a church tax collected by the state; Austria, don't know; orthodox countries, all established. Holland several state-supported churches. Vatican City, proper, full-on establishment.
Methodists in the UK are definitely credal. Baptists, congregationalists, presbyterians, all have creeds, although the older ones will go out of their way to deny that other kinds of Christians (Catholics, eg) are in fact Christians.
There are elements of the prosperity gospel which go against the letter of the broadly accepted Christian creeds, and the whole thing goes absolutely against the spirit of it, as I understand it. BUt I would say that was more broadly true of the megachurch movement in the USA as a whole. I don't know enough to be specific about which groupings. The Vineyard churches are an interesting hybrid.
It looks to me as if MOssy is actually operating on a class basis: "Established" churches are waspy ones. The black churches of the USA again I don't know enough to be dogmatic about. Some are orthodox Christian, some are shitfaced crazy.


Posted by: NW | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 12:45 PM
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OK. I take back Sctoland. But the Kirk still sees itself as the spiritual wing of the Scottish nation.


Posted by: NW | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 12:49 PM
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You fucked up. You forgot Tuvalu.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 12:50 PM
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But (thought following typing) I think a reasonable definition of "established" is some mixture of the following

1) Supported by taxes collected by the state
2) having a formal political role in the constitution
3) with office-holders appointed by the state
4) conferring legitimacy through coronations or equivalent
5) membership necessary for full political participation
6) judgments of its courts legally enforceable

The church of England gets in under 2,3,4 and 6

OUtside the Vatican, I don't think there's any Christian country where 5 is still formally true

some of th taxes under (1) are voluntary, which is interesting You can opt out but most people don't.


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146: I cannot take seriously a country clearly named after a Van Morrison song (which, OK, he may not have got round to writing yet)


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To quibble pedantically with 103.last, I'm not sure you'd find that with Lutherans. AFAIU, conservative Lutherans are more likely to be orthodox doctrinal Lutherans and reject any non-Lutheran influences to theology or liturgy. The most extreme won't even sing hymns written by non Lutherans. I doubt you'd find an embrace of free-wheeling prosperity gospel. Not that it detracts from your larger point.


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This is a minor aside, but I feel like Lutheranism is the uncanny sibling to Anglo-American protestantism, not all that different in appearance, but just different enough you can't use it as an insert for generic American protestantism. I remember a million years ago on a different blog someone using the example of contemporary Christians not necessarily being doctrinally literate, and gave the example that it would be plausible to have a Lutheran who didn't know who Martin Luther was. Whether the larger point held I don't know, but I was too distracted by how blindingly wrong the example was.

I also have a problem with academics in my field who use protestant as a shorthand for "certain varieties of 20th-century American Protestantism."


Posted by: Buttercup | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 2:00 PM
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OT: The best is a kid who hates peanut butter cups and it's Halloween.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 2:55 PM
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Martin Luther never tasted peanut butter or chocolate.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 3:12 PM
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However it's cold.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 3:23 PM
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One of my neighbors has taken up hoarding.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 3:25 PM
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Somebody paleo is passing out Slim Jims.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 3:41 PM
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There were some established state churches in the US, even after the Constitution was ratified. Ok, maybe MA is debatable but CT definitely.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 10-31-17 8:57 PM
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144 last: No, I'm counting Catholic and Orthodox too.


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Mossy, you're right and I didn't spot that.

Also, I think Thorn's friend in 72 is an inspiring example of the primacy of practice over theology. Imagine if every theology library were scored on the TF scale -- will this book do more for me than a spliff and an orgasm would?


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Second 158 last.
The question of churches against demographics is interesting. Prosperity churches presumably include big numbers of both rich and poor, of all races; whereas what I'm calling established churches I'd guess track mostly with ethnicity (where eg. English, German, Polish, Nicaraguan are all ethnicities).


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Imagine if every theology library were scored on the TF scale -- will this book do more for me than a spliff and an orgasm would?

That would probably get you thrown out of the library.


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It would be more comfortable to run the test at home.


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158.2: She usually says J&O, in case that helps!


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 11- 1-17 6:10 AM
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Tibial-femoral scale?


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It would be more comfortable to run the test at home.

Also some of us have, in our younger days, sworn "not to bring into the Library or kindle therein any fire or flame, and not to smoke in the Library" and I choose to believe that this applies not only to the Library but to all libraries, as all libraries are merely outgrowths of the one Library.


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Maybe if you put your other books outside for the duration?


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Apparently Jerry Falwell is going to stay all-in on Trump, as noted in this
remarkably on topic story which is totally free of dinosaurs fucking cars.


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