Re: Friday WTFuckery

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Stars of the forthcoming Coen brothers comedy, Burn Before Pleading.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 8:05 AM
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Yes, they make fun of "monologuing" in The Incredibles


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 8:34 AM
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I'm very glad this is unwinding in the background, but enough other stuff has been going on that I guess I wasn't planning to pay much attention until I saw another indictment.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 8:57 AM
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The characterization seems correct; "busted" seems premature.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 9:08 AM
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Maybe "exposed"?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 9:14 AM
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Too soon.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 9:23 AM
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I guess I was akso happy to see my entirely negative opinion of Wikileaks confirmed.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 9:24 AM
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Prediction: Trump is the first president to complain that the turkey he pardons didn't publicly thank him sufficiently.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 9:30 AM
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"Other presidents, past presidents, like Obama, they would usually just pardon one turkey. Not me. Me, I prefer to pardon a lot of turkeys. We're talking big-league pardoning here. So in addition to this turkey here, I've sent the Justice Department a list of turkeys who I, Donald J. Trump, am giving a full and unconditional pardon for all past actions, including but not limited to those during the 2016 presidential campaign."

Attached list:
Tom Turkey
Gobble McGobbler
Jared Kushner
Paul Manafort
Michael Flynn
Donald Trump Jr.
that other guy turkey with the funny name whose phone I used when texting Putin


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 11:24 AM
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I think Mueller must have high number in the "how many times did Mike Pence a substantive lie about something he knew" pool.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 11:34 AM
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I do think that Jared/Don Jr. will be the pardon/fire Mueller line. (Possibly Flynn or someone else if he thinks they could bring him down.)


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 11:36 AM
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Eats, shoots, and leaves Ohio.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 11:56 AM
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Who among us has not fucked Senator Bob Taft in an Ohio hayloft, let them cast the first stone.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 2:12 PM
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People in Ohio brag about strange things.


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 2:18 PM
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I wonder how many other governors of Ohio have fucked somebody in a hayloft? I bet lots, since houses were rare there until 1978.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 2:28 PM
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People used to think of the upper midwest as basically "old factories, pleasant, reasonable hicks" but it's been clear for a while now that the better stereotype for the region is as a bunch of jamokes who love raging blowhards. There's a reason why Trump did particularly well there.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 2:31 PM
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Before he became President, Gov. William McKinley used to be known as Ol' Hayloft Fucker.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 2:31 PM
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The judge linked in 12 is a running as a Democrat, so maybe he has a special connection with Trump voters.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 2:32 PM
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17: Only because "Old Hickory" and "Old Kinderhook" were both taken.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 2:33 PM
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That's what I mean. The blowhard-loving jamokes are a cultural thing, not just political. Trump won special affection there just by virtue of being an obnoxious blowhard.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 2:34 PM
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His picture scream "sexual dynamo". I'm sure he's being nothing less than strictly honest.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 2:46 PM
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jamoke

I thought this was an NYC word, so I looked at what Google depicts for the word.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 2:58 PM
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Young Higgins!


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 2:59 PM
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It took me a second, but 23 is completely right.


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 3:03 PM
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Shit. He died last week.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 3:11 PM
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He wasn't even really English. I didn't know that.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 3:15 PM
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He learned his accent in Ohio.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 3:17 PM
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Stupid Wikipedia won't tell me if Higgins was Robin Masters.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 3:25 PM
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He had noted that his English fans were often disappointed to learn Higgins was actually "'a Texas hick".


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 3:29 PM
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Probably another hayloft fucker.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 4:44 PM
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I guess I was also happy to see my entirely negative opinion of Wikileaks confirmed.

You and me both. I've been arguing online about Assange (he has always struck me as creepy and rapey, and just deeply unsavoury, and not the sort of man to be trusted with or for anything at all) with various and sundry lefty internet friends for the past few years; and I guess I now feel somewhat vindicated.


Posted by: Just Plain Jane | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 4:54 PM
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I had Assange wrong. It seemed like he was doing the Lord's work for leaking crimes of the US military, but somehow that morphed into becoming a Russian double. I don't even mind that he harbored a grudge against Hillary for the shit she pulled when she was at State - she earned that - but colluding with the Trump campaign was a bridge too far.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 11-17-17 7:40 PM
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Ohio's legislature has more problems than the Supreme Court.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-18-17 3:57 PM
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they make fun of "monologuing" in The Incredibles

Kids today. Ebert first noted this as "the talking killer," and now it's either "evil gloating" or "monologuing." (Can we banish all French spelling from English? Freedom verbs and freedom nouns, please.)


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 11-18-17 8:21 PM
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Aka The Evil Voice .


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 11-18-17 8:41 PM
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en tren de monologuer


Posted by: faux accent | Link to this comment | 11-18-17 9:08 PM
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I have no time to catalogue the errors in ogged's proposal


Posted by: NW | Link to this comment | 11-19-17 12:24 AM
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en tren de cataloguer


Posted by: faux accent | Link to this comment | 11-19-17 12:47 AM
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No-one's done NMM to Malcolm Young?

Said M-ing would be preternaturally in time, too.

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Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 11-19-17 6:10 AM
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I'm just seeing now that their elder brother George Young died just a few weeks ago, he was also a musician though not in AC/DC.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 11-19-17 8:20 AM
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re: 40

Yeah, he produced most of their records, and had quite a run of hits that he produced or wrote for or with other people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanda_%26_Young


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 11-19-17 8:30 AM
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I figured that in Malcolm's honor at least one church would blare "Hell's Bell's" from its recorded bell system in its steeple, starting out as regular bells and proceeding to ROCK. But no evidence as yet. If I were a priest that would be my top priority.

Also, a friend noted and I hadn't known, he's responsible for the guitar break in basically all 80s hip-hop (Rock the Bells, etc.)


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 11-19-17 9:08 AM
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Hell-themed segue into:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuureXcbddY

and then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEPmA3USJdI



Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 11-19-17 5:46 PM
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A little while back, I think I was talking here about not being able to find the article that showed how problems with retail had a heck of a lot to do with being larded up with debt by private equity financial engineering. I found it:

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2017-retail-debt/

Challenging but reasonably sound underlying businesses. Debt loads premised on neverending boom times. What could possibly go wrong?

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Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 5:23 AM
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I thought it was my fault because I'm now old enough where I don't really guy anything except to replace something which broke or got soup stains.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 5:52 AM
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44: That story is so what I want to be true that I find it hard to believe.

I have worked back office in retail, and know other people who've done the same. They are genuinely incompetent. My wife once had a temp job where they hired 100 people to work 2 months to do something she said that she could have written a Perl script to do in a couple of days.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 6:03 AM
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Though the map has an arrow drawn to Pittsburgh and nowhere else.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 6:03 AM
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I admit to finding the retail world particularly baffling. Like why do so many stores sell vaping stuff. How aren't they all immediately undercut and run out of business by stores that sell other stuff and thus can split the overhead among more products? And don't get me started on the store that just sells only honey and other bee-made things. I wish them well, not just because they replaced a vaping store, but I don't understand the business plan.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 7:07 AM
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How aren't they all immediately undercut and run out of business by stores that sell other stuff and thus can split the overhead among more products?

Presumably the vape stuff is higher margin than the other products. There is a question as to why they aren't undercut by other vape stores. I suspect they are, and the two vape stores on my high street are going to be one, or none, in short order.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 7:10 AM
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But if the margin on vape stuff is higher, why not just shrink down the rack with the candy bars and put it into a regular convenience store? It doesn't take up much room.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 7:12 AM
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Franken's done.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 7:23 AM
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48 and 50 seem unanswerable to me. I think GY is right in expecting to find 0 vape stores on his high street by Easter, but what is happening seems to me to be:

1. Vaping is still new enough to be trendy and vape stores provide an environment where vapers can admire each other;

2. Probably these companies are running on loans (which is suicidal for microbusinesses of any kind), and they've raised the loans by pitching the novelty to bankers and angels who have been convinced that they are in some way different from a traditional tabacconist. Because the bankers in question haven't a clue what vaping even is.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 7:26 AM
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Nobody doesn't have a clue what vaping is because everybody who vapes does it as conspicuously as possible.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 7:30 AM
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At least in the UK, they do. Every convenience store/newsagent sells vape stuff. But, assuming sufficient footfall, a shop whose average margin is 20% on vape stuff is going to do better than a shop making 20% on vape stuff and 2% on milk.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 7:32 AM
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Then why did grocery stores even bother selling milk since they could just sell cigarettes?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 7:38 AM
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Because of the sufficient footfall part of the sentence.

My sense is that these vape stores do not, in fact, have sufficient footfall.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 7:43 AM
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This very evening I walked past a young man ostentatiously blowing a vast cloud of white smoke into a laundry where he appeared to be employed. I couldn't smell it, so I assume he was vaping. Because I need something new to hate.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 7:46 AM
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This bus driver pwns Moby.
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Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 8:01 AM
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I don't know what "footfall" means in this context, but I've seen people vaping who use wheelchairs and I've also seen lots of them who just kind of shuffle along instead of walking with a decent stride.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 8:01 AM
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58: I'm now level 37.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 8:03 AM
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Does count unless you have the corpses swinging from your handrails.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 8:05 AM
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+n't


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 8:06 AM
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The bus drivers here are pretty strict about the "no corpse" rule.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 8:07 AM
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That's why you drive your own. Pwned, bro.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 8:08 AM
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I don't even do well with a car.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 8:20 AM
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53 Is so true.

In retrospect I should have put 51 in the comedy thread.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 8:23 AM
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66.1 Like literally in your face true. I'm amazed that early vaping proponents thought that kind of antisocial behavior would get the rest of us to accept it.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 11-20-17 8:25 AM
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