Re: Science Fair

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Pokey has the best experiment.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 8:39 AM
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Any leftover deer die and become resources in the following round

Is it just me or is that really morbid for elementary school?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 8:41 AM
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Well, they're really children, if that helps.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 8:45 AM
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"What are you teaching your third graders in science?"

"Of the inevitability of death and how we're all both food for worms and eating food grow from nutrients liberated from the corpses of our forebearers."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 8:48 AM
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Small children are really morbid, though. They're fascinated by death. It's only adults who have problems with it and we try to stop exposing children to it not for their benefit but for ours; because we don't want to hear people so much younger than us prattling on and on about death all the time.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 8:52 AM
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Pokey also did a project, which did not even make it to the school fair, for basic failure reasons

Humble-brag alert! That's a great science project, and a sad commentary on modern schooling if it was not recognized as such.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 9:03 AM
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If you had a big enough plastic bag, you could weigh the sky.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 9:05 AM
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There are just so many deer around my neighborhood this winter. I guess because it is colder than usual so they're coming into yards to get more food? I don't know because they look healthy and other winters when I saw lots of deer they didn't look so good. The one I saw after Snowpocalypse looked so bad I thought about putting it down before realizing that my neighbors would be upset and that I would then I have to deal with a dead deer that nobody would want to eat.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 9:19 AM
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So this is why you're supposed to be careful about how kids use plastic bags.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 9:22 AM
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So, Galileo was wrong?


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 9:29 AM
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I'm going on the assumption that since heebie is always right her children are always right too.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 9:30 AM
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My theory about Pokey's teacher is that lots of the other kids were demanding attention and needing help, while Pokey was so happily self-sufficient the teacher ignored him.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 9:34 AM
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From what I know of Pokey's teacher, she's very hard-working and cares deeply, she's a bit green, and she is pretty uncommunicative with parents who are themselves uncommunicative. So I'm not worried, but I have zero details to flesh out what happened.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 9:38 AM
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Is it possible Galileo was so convincing that nobody checked him until now.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 9:46 AM
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Galileo is known for having his views accepted immediately.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 9:48 AM
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It all depends on whether you trust that anonymous person that waited at the bottom of the Tower of Pisa.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 9:55 AM
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Related: Maybe E=mc^2.00000000001 and that's why Chernobyl happened.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 10:00 AM
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15: I'm not counting the years before plastic bags were invented.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 10:08 AM
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18: Related: I originally assumed the Google Doodle today was for the inventor of the toaster.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 10:14 AM
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The toaster was invented independently by two separate cultures, once in Mesopotamia and also by the Mayans. The Mayans never made much use of it because they didn't have wheat.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-26-18 10:19 AM
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You could make a pretty good approximation to a pop-tart using tortillas. I reckon the Mayans fail the imagination test.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 01-27-18 3:47 AM
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The tortilla isn't rigid enough to pop-up.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-27-18 6:38 AM
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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SKIMP ON SACRIFICES.


Posted by: OPINIONATED HUN HUNAHPU | Link to this comment | 01-27-18 6:46 AM
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I'm watching Midsomer Murders instead of Broadchurch because the little boy was too close to home. Barnaby is kind of a shitty detective. He just waits around for enough murders to pile up that all the suspects are killed.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-27-18 7:03 AM
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"Once you murder the suspects, whoever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the culprit."


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 01-27-18 7:14 AM
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We're nearly halfway through Beau Sejour.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 01-27-18 7:17 AM
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