It's the fake nose that really makes the story.

This part's even weirder:

Hannah said she did not know where her mother got the false nose but that she "always has it with her."

The current President of Lithuania once had exactly that job at the EPA.

"If you see a Republican following a teenager, it might not be a sex crime. Trump-Pence 2020."

I'm pretty sure this is the disguise she used.

Now that's going to follow me around the internet like neb's pants or Halford's horse mask.

The fruit isn't even hanging anymore.

5: that is certainly what I pictured. What else could it be, green warty witch nose? Pinocchio nose? Elephant? I'm enjoying imagining these.

I was picturing one like the guy who sang "Humpty Hump."

4 made me laugh out loud.

And then I wept for the sad and squalid demise of an idea that was once called "America."

3: Disappointingly, it's the former president of Lithuania - he stepped down in 2009.

4: "We call it the Not All Hasterts rule."

It is really something that Republicans in the house are poised to do harm to children by following a rule established and named for a convicted sex offender who preyed on children.

Is the just the general Republican corruption thread? Trump's D.C. hotel got an average of $559 a night last year. How much of that cost is a basically a bribe?

All of it? I have a hard time imagining any other reason someone would stay there.

I don't know. Lots of Gulf types would like the decor.

Motives may be hard to disentangle in those cases, it's true.

Sure the room price is high but they probably have a good deal on the pay per view porn movies.