Re: There Are Two Kinds...

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Would you like a rake and a yard?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 7:05 AM
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Thanks for the visual aid?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 7:54 AM
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Also: per cultural narratives, are the latter predominantly male?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 7:56 AM
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The riders are predominantly male, so yes, but I've been bounced by the ladies too, IYKWIM.

Thanks for the visual aid?

Listen, pal, I knew that if I didn't provide a picture, ajay, or some other cantankerous clown, would ignorantly google up a photo of the new seats and say "Those don't look sufficiently contiguous to enable the bounce you describe. I question your story, your manhood, and your honesty."


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 8:07 AM
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I wondered about rail transit in Chicago. Until my recent visits, once by Amtrak, I hadn't realized it was served by such an extensive intra-city regional rail. I knew the El was there, but I didn't realize you could get 50 miles out of town.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 8:13 AM
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4: I like "The hardest-working paper in America." I hadn't seen that before; gives it a kind of James Brown vibe that suits the Sun-Times, just as "All the news that's fit to print" suits the NYT.

On the other hand, my local newspaper is a bit too self-important and melodramatic: "Democracy dies in darkness."


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 8:14 AM
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I dont have this problem because I am not scrawny.

On a related note-- what is worse in your seatmate's earbud speakers, trap or metal?

There are three separate people with Tourette's who occasionally cohabit a train car with me in the morning.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 8:39 AM
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Not an issue in London as people avoid sitting next to other people to the extent possible, or, in the alternative, all the seats are taken by the time you board.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 9:14 AM
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On a related note-- what is worse in your seatmate's earbud speakers, trap or metal?

I go on a regular three-mile run on a heavily-trafficked course near my house. On any given evening there are one or two people who carry around radios or mp3 players attached to tiny speakers. I don't care if it's trap or metal or Rachmaninoff,* everything sounds run-ruiningly terrible when it's dopplering at you or away from you on tiny plastic amplifiers. Do these people not know about earbuds?

*This doesn't include the guy who bikes around with a ghettoblaster on his handlebars playing the Stylistics and Brenton Wood, that guy is awesome and every time I share the track with him is a blessing.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 9:33 AM
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ghettoblaster

Does one still use this term?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 9:47 AM
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I wondered about rail transit in Chicago. Until my recent visits, once by Amtrak, I hadn't realized it was served by such an extensive intra-city regional rail. I knew the El was there, but I didn't realize you could get 50 miles out of town.

Yeah, you can go all the way to Joliet or Kenosha, WI. The Metra system is pretty great. Also the Electric train line that goes from the Loop past University of Chicago to the South Side is part of the Metra system for some reason instead of being part of the El.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 9:50 AM
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Does one still use this term?

In the unlikely event of my encountering one, what else would I call it?


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 10:10 AM
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Boombox describes the same thing more neutrally?


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 10:13 AM
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boombox maybe.

The battery-powered bluetooth speakers that are the contemporary replacement, I don't know if these have a generic name yet.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 10:14 AM
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Let me be the first to suggest Boombox.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 10:15 AM
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It's a reference to this movie, where Apollo from the original Battlestar Galactica literally blasts the ghetto.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097426/


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 10:17 AM
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That movie came after the term "ghetto blaster" had been widely used. Karen Finley of all people recorded a single in 1988 including an oft-sampled clip of her saying "Drop That Ghetto Blaster".

I didn't realize British people had never heard "boombox" before and exclusively use "ghetto blaster" and think it's a neutral and objective term. Strange.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 10:44 AM
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17 - Yes, I was there at the time. I feel like "ghettoblaster" was a neutral term but maybe that's because I used it (of course, since I am so in touch with the ghetto it would therefore be automatically OK). It would be interesting to see what word they use in the original "Breakin'." Maybe like LL Cool J, just "radio."


Posted by: RH | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 10:53 AM
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17: Karen Finley made me think -- naked woman with chocolate performance artist? Is that right? A villain from the golden age of vilifying NEA grant recipients?


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 11:01 AM
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A villain from the golden age of vilifying NEA grant recipients?

Have I recommended (former NEA Director) Jane Alexander's Command Performance: An Actress In The Theater of Politics here? I stumbled across it in a used book store last year and found it surprisingly interesting.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 11:15 AM
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Ghetto blaster sounded fine to me back in the eighties -- like, I think (although I'm not certain) that someone carrying one would have called it that and not perceived it as meant to slur at all. But it does sound bad now, and boombox works just as well.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 11:17 AM
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19 Yams.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 11:26 AM
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I didn't realize British people had never heard "boombox" before

Unless they played Toejam & Earl


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 11:58 AM
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Once them seats get pounded down flat and hard this problem will go away.


Posted by: lumpkin | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 8:29 PM
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We don't have ghettos the way you do. We used to, but these days Notting Hill is full of millionaires.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 1:56 AM
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I just took the subway in China, and was impressed by how clean and high-tech it was. Also, they had a sign warning against manspreading.


Posted by: J, Robot | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 3:05 AM
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My recollection of subways in Beijing was that they were jammed all the time. The idea of an empty seat of any sort was a fever dream of luxury. Also, if you open up some empty space by manspreading, someone will stand between your knees. Maybe two someones.


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 5:56 AM
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I don't do well in crowds for long periods of time, so I've just avoided Beijing.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 6:02 AM
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Moby has retreated to the Shaolin monastery to perfect his wushu but will emerge if the prople need him


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 6:17 AM
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