Re: fakebook bullshit

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Link needs a colon.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 9:13 AM
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1 I'm sorry to hear that. Can they even transplant those these days?


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 9:18 AM
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2 - Very hard to find a Hylian donor these days.


Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 9:26 AM
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Get stuck with a Goron one and before you know it you'll be shitting bricks.


Posted by: dalriata | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 10:22 AM
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OP last: Never. It doesn't work like that anymore.


Posted by: roger the cabin boy | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 11:05 AM
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Also how 'bout this raid on Michael Cohen's office, right? When does the dam break and apolitical people feel a shock and everything is crashing down?

When Trump is charged or it affects them personally, I'd guess, whichever comes later. Fun fact: Nixon's approval rating never dropped below 20 percent, and Fox News didn't exist back then. I realize apolitical isn't the same thing as supporting the president, but still.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 11:13 AM
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I am very suspicious whether Rosenstein, Wray, and other Trump appointees are really part of this effort as the last few days have implied. My fear is Mueller, like Comey before him, is mentally infected by the need to treat congressional Republican attitudes as valid by default, he knows they will trash anything he reports, so he sees it as better to avoid that outcome and therefore is gearing up for a massive rugsweep.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 11:32 AM
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7 might be right, and that would be extremely depressing.

I choose instead to believe the apparently bipartisan consensus that Mueller is a straight shooter with a real commitment to the rule of law, a species that has been fully eradicated from the ranks of elected Republicans but may still survive among career public servants. The scale and brazenness of corruption on display has to shock anybody who's not a committed partisan, so I'm hoping that's where Mueller is.

I mean, the president's frequent statements that the DOJ exists to protect him personally, that if he'd known Sessions wouldn't kill this investigation he never would've hired him, that there's been no obstruction *except for his fighting back against the investigation* -- this is just what he's said in public!

And the fact that he's already indicted 19 people and gotten several guilty pleas strongly suggests he's not engaged in a cover-up...


Posted by: Osgood Yousbad | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 11:57 AM
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I don't know that a white guy starting a BLM page or raising money means it's necessarily a fraud, but if he's taken $100k and done nothing with it then fuck him.
I'm guessing Trump is so deep in organized crime and money laundering that Mueller knows his reputation is shit if he doesn't play it straight. Eventually it will all come out, the question is whether it's now or 30 years from now.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 12:14 PM
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$100,000 is barely anything in terms of white-people being frauds.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 12:18 PM
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I've heard that a white male can be so bad at relationships that it costs $150,000 just to keep one former sex partner from talking to the press.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 12:23 PM
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YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?


Posted by: OPINIONATED MEDEA | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 12:35 PM
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I don't even know which Tyler Perry movie that's about.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 2:56 PM
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I've heard that a white male can be so bad at sex that it can be worth $150,000 to keep one former sex partner from talking to the press.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 3:24 PM
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Can God create a white male so bad at sex that He would have to pay Himself $150,000 to suppress the evidence?


Posted by: Robert Halford | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 4:51 PM
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Let's wait to see what comes out if Weinstein goes to court.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-11-18 4:55 PM
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In retrospect, it seems blindingly obvious that, even leaving aside fake news, tools which make it easier for everybody to learn what everybody else is really thinking would lead to massive conflict.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 5:08 AM
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Poul Anderson wrote that as an SF story back in the 1950s.


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 8:28 AM
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This is just for your amusement:

West Coast niece has begun preparation on her bah mitzvah. It's rattling my mom, who believes that she'll be brainwashed and become extremely religious and proselytizing. I am not worried about that.

East Coast Brother mentioned yesterday that he's terrified he'll be invited to the bah mitzvah, and I didn't know how to make sense of that, so I started asking him questions. It tumbled out that he thinks West Coast Brother is absolutely crazy. ECB says, "Our grandparents and greatgrandparents worked very, very hard to separate themselves from Judaism. Why on earth would we want to undo all their hard work and progress?!"

I questioned him further, and apparently anti-Semitism looms larger in his mind than any other potential benefit from an organized religion. Specifically, you want to give your kid every possible advantage so they can go to the best college and optimize their future very tightly, so you shouldn't burden them with any possible angle for prejudice, like a Jewish identity.

I questioned his narrow view of what constitutes a good life but didn't pick a fight over it. AIN'T HE CRAZY?!


Posted by: Ladybird Johnson | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:20 AM
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Is "bah mitzvah" a thing or the best typo ever?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:22 AM
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Something typo ever. I even did it several times, didn't I.


Posted by: Ladybird Johnson | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:23 AM
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Also, ECB seems kind of nuts. It's not like antisemites are checking to see how people with Jewish ancestors are self-identifying.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:24 AM
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Is the bah mitzvah the hippie transgender version?


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:24 AM
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23 is what I was wondering.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:26 AM
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"bas mitzvah" would work, because it's better "bat" and "bar".


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:27 AM
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better s/b between


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:29 AM
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Is the bah mitzvah the hippie transgender version?

IT IS NOW!

I'm trying to figure out if I say "bah mitzvah" in my head, and I don't think I do? I think I think bat? Who knows. These days I constantly have a niggling feeling that I'm getting something wrong that I can't place.


Posted by: Ladybird Johnson | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:29 AM
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Anyway, East Coast Brother is totally right. I'm all about self loathing and wandering round-shouldered away from the wind-blown ashes of the past.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:31 AM
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It does weird me out a little that what I think of as an ordinary level of Judaism doesn't seem to be generationally stable. Like, I grew up around a lot of Reform Jews who went to Hebrew school, and were bar mitzvahed (less often bat mitzvahed), and celebrated the major holidays, and were sort of vestigially kosher-ish at home while not being really seriously kosher. But the ones I know seem to mostly be raising their kids as completely secular. Not that this is a bad thing, particularly, it just feels peculiar to me.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:32 AM
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People must still be performing Judaism around here. My neighborhood has two yeshiva schools (boy and girls) plus a school for not-yeshiva Jewish people.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:37 AM
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There's probably more than two yeshivas, but only two that are like, school-school.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:39 AM
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There was a guy who, I'm told, was Jewish but not raised very Jewish. While still a child at home, he surprised his parents by becoming very, very, very Jewish. Skip a few years and he gets on the TV by becoming the first (or best) Jewish Prepper (preparing for the end of the world, not Sabbath). Then, he jaywalks right in front of me with all his kids in tow despite the fact that there was nobody behind me and he could have just waited and it was too wide of a street to jaywalk with small kids. Then he becomes the Republican nominee for mayor in a moderately-sized city named after a British prime minister from the Whig party. Then he moves to Israel. Then the general election in which he was running happened. He didn't tell anybody he left the country, selling his house and taking his family with him. A local reporter just happened to notice.

I'm not sure what the point of this story is.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:57 AM
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The point is, East Coast Brother is right.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 10:02 AM
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Only if WCB jaywalks.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 10:04 AM
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My siblings and I did not have b-mitzvahs. We all married "out of the faith" except that my sister made her spouse-to-be convert to Judaism. Their two children had b-mitzvahs. My sister's older child just got married to a young man of Lebanese and Mexican ancestry, who was raised in the Greek Orthodox faith. The wedding was officiated by family friends and combined elements of both their religious traditions. I suspect they plan to have children eventually, and I'm curious to see how they will handle the religion question.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 10:53 AM
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Making your spouse-to-be convert and then leaving them at the altar is the ultimate power play.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 10:58 AM
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a moderately-sized city named after a British prime minister from the Whig party.

Walpole, Massachusetts?


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 11:02 AM
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I would have bet you made that up.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 11:11 AM
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I just saw a notice from Facebook and I see that that Facebook uses "their" as a singular, gender neutral pronoun. I think that means it is settled and I can go on about my life as if I backed the right horse in that debate.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 6:37 PM
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"Move fast and break pronouns."


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 6:42 PM
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Next step, make "their" only singular and the plural "theires".


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 6:48 PM
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Don't even joke like that.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 6:56 PM
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I can't control the future. Just see it.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 6:59 PM
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32: The Palmerston Beach Story


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:12 PM
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Round here you meet someone named Gladstone and they'll probably be from the Blackfeet nation.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 04-12-18 9:39 PM
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I see that that Facebook uses "their" as a singular, gender neutral pronoun.

FACEBOOK: Uses "their" as a singular pronoun
JANE AUSTEN CHARACTERS: Use "their" as a singular pronoun
FACEBOOK: Very interested in the details of everyone's relationships
JANE AUSTEN CHARACTERS: Very interested in the details of everyone's relationships
FACEBOOK: Distressed by relationship with a wealthy but insensitive young man
JANE AUSTEN CHARACTERS: Distressed by relationship with a wealthy but insensitive young man
FACEBOOK: Subject of detailed scrutiny and questioning by lots of unpleasant old people
JANE AUSTEN CHARACTERS: Subject of detailed scrutiny and questioning by lots of unpleasant old people


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 04-13-18 1:43 AM
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Round here you meet someone named Gladstone and they'll probably be from the Blackfeet nation.

The Blackfeet, a Native American nation known for their intricate beadwork, complex oral tradition, support for Irish home rule and scepticism about the value of tariffs on agricultural products.

I notice another crossover: Gladstone was known as the Grand Old Man; the Blackfeet chief is Earl Old Person.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 04-13-18 4:03 AM
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Reader, you have 1 notification: They married them.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04-13-18 4:22 AM
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48 is great.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 04-13-18 4:50 AM
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Relationship status: it's complicated by the decline of the landed gentry


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 04-13-18 5:00 AM
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