Re: Guest Post - This story stinks.

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"Marmalade dropper" is new to me too. (I have no memory of the purported American equivalents "muffin-choker" or "cornflake-choker" either.)


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 9:32 AM
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My mom told me about this story. Apparently they are making a big deal out of it in Israel.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 9:36 AM
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I think this is why you need soap when you shower.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 9:42 AM
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There's their story, the airline's story, a purported passenger on Twitter backing up the airline... pretty murky at the moment. I could imagine there being a smell that groupthink assigned unjustly to the couple?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 9:47 AM
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"Marmalade dropper" comes from Bill Deedes, once editor of the Daily Telegraph. I thought the American equivalent was "Hey Martha". In any case, it's a story that disrupts the peace of the breakfast table.


Posted by: NW | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 9:54 AM
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I thought it was some kind of fetish.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 10:01 AM
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I thought the American equivalent was "Hey Martha".

I get the concept; I don't recognize this term either. Maybe all these terms' usage is sharply limited to media.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 10:05 AM
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American equivalent phrase: TK


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 10:36 AM
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I once interviewed Ric\hard Stall\man at a table in the open air, conscious throughout of a vague discomfort and a vile taste in my orange juice which increased whenever the breeze dropped. When we rose at the end, I realised that his feet had been free as in sockless and shoeless too, deployed very close to me underneath the table, and of a pungency which could have emptied an airliner in minutes.

It's odd how you just don't register the possibility of someone smelling that bad in a normal social environment.


Posted by: Brute of the Beast | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 10:39 AM
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The problem with this story is that there's nothing to talk about. Either the guy smelled bad enough for some reason that the airline employees were being reasonable, or he smelled fine and they were just being randomly anti-Semitic (or out to get him for some other undisclosed reason). And there's no way to figure it out from the story.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 10:39 AM
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The problem with this story is that there's nothing to talk about

We can't let that stop us!


Posted by: Kreskin | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 10:40 AM
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10: You've neglected the possibility that he and his family are crisis actors.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 10:43 AM
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10: it's almost like it's terrible journalism that doesn't actually cover the story properly.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 10:44 AM
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9: [insert famous rms video here, which I will not do so that nobody horks up their marmalade]


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 11:11 AM
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I don't want to blame the victim, but I can't imagine a journalist refraining from attacking a domestic airline for treating a passenger unfairly if the were any evidence.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 11:14 AM
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5: "'Ere, Doris!" is supposedly the NOTW/Sun version of this and the official explanation why they historically like features writers as editors. Basically, a crude, pre-analytics form of the optimisation-for-engagement strategy.


Posted by: Alex | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 2:09 PM
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The smelliest group of people I have encountered have been the Amish, but thankfully they don't fly. Have never noticed stinky Mennonites.


Posted by: J, Robot | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 4:45 PM
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Amish fly. I've seen it.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 4:47 PM
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Honestly, I didn't check to see if they identified as Amish. I just assumed because of the clothing they wore.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 5:17 PM
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They also take Greyhounds.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 5:19 PM
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That's why you always lock your dog to a lamp post when you're in Lancaster, PA.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 5:21 PM
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Amish fly

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Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 7:39 PM
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Funky cold rumspringa.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 7:52 PM
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They definitely take Greyhounds, but if you've seen them in the airport chances are good that they were Mennonites.


Posted by: J, Robot | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 8:50 PM
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Next time I'll ask.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 8:54 PM
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It probably won't happen again. It was just the one time. I've probably taken half of the flights I'll take in my life.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 8:58 PM
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23: I love you mobes.


Posted by: alameida | Link to this comment | 01-28-19 9:17 PM
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25:

"Are you guys Amish?"

"Yes."

"Strange. You don't smell like it."


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 01-29-19 2:23 AM
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Amish fly

It has buttons rather than a zip.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 01-29-19 2:37 AM
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Rather than Moby's 23, I immediately flashed on Dumbo.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 01-29-19 3:42 AM
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27: Right back at you. Great to see you.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-29-19 5:56 AM
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I really love Wikipedia's table of "Use of technology by different Amish affiliations"


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in" (9) | Link to this comment | 01-29-19 7:41 AM
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"Bulk Milk Tank" = Amish band name?


Posted by: Kreskin | Link to this comment | 01-29-19 7:52 AM
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22 was meant to be a setup. Glad Moby followed through.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 01-29-19 4:28 PM
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It was a good set up. Lots of ways to go from there.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 01-29-19 4:34 PM
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