Re: Old Town Road

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The whole idea of segregated charts is odd to me.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 6:38 AM
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'cos you aren't from a slave colony.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 6:41 AM
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Minaj has a group of internet trolls attacking her or doing her bidding?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 6:41 AM
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I think.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 6:41 AM
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I don't think the original version of "Old Town Road" sampled Bily Ray Cyrus.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 6:51 AM
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Billy Ray is kind of an outlaw, since selling your daughter to Disney isn't something that would be legal in a just society.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 6:53 AM
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1: Do you mean segregation by genre? Isn't it to help radio stations figure out what songs they should play?


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 6:55 AM
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It was weirder when the R&B charts used to be called the "black charts."


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 7:06 AM
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Only a barbarian would print a chart in blue.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 7:17 AM
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5: The original version of "Old Town Road" did sample Nine Inch Naiils.

8: Not "black". The industry called them "race records". Actually after checking Wikipedia, at first they called it the "Harlem Hit Parade" chart, but then switched to the more neutral "race records".


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 7:17 AM
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I distinctly remember listening to Casey Kasem's American Top 40 countdown on mornings (or maybe it was Rick Deez?), and every show, towards the end he'd say "And topping the black charts this week....."

Maybe it was a distinct period in the '80s, after race records and before R&N.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 7:22 AM
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R&N -> R&B


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 7:22 AM
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According to Wikipedia, authoritative source of all known information, the chart was named "Hot Black Singles" from June 1982 until October 1990.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 7:27 AM
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Also according to Wikipedia, they merged it with the pop charts eight days after JFK's assassination but split it out again 14 months later.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 7:30 AM
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I don't think the original version of "Old Town Road" sampled Bily Ray Cyrus.

Wait. So Billy Ray Cyrus just inserted himself in this weird story, without any intrinsic connection?

Also that makes the ejection from the country charts not quite as insane as I was picturing. So in the original, Lil Nas X is singing the country stuff?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 8:33 AM
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In December 2018, a day after the original version's release, Lil Nas X tweeted out that he wanted Billy Ray Cyrus on the song

That was probably what got Billy Ray Cyrus's attention originally.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 8:39 AM
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14: The music industry has been woefully underrepresented in JFK assassination conspiracy theories to date. At last we have an opportunity to remedy this.


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 8:52 AM
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"Put your left foot forward, back and to the left".


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 8:58 AM
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I did a karaoke version that has a quarter million views on YouTube https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=87i2wVJqfWI it isn't a particularly good song to sing at karaoke though


Posted by: Lemmy caution | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 11:25 AM
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I'm impressed by the horses in the machinima (is videogame-as-movie still called that?) but anxious that they never seem to get walked or rubbed down or have their feet checked.


Posted by: clew | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 11:59 AM
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Never look a .gif horse in the hoof.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 12:44 PM
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"The whole idea of segregated charts is odd to me"

My local library had a segregated DVD section - the "Black Films" genre was defined as "any film of any genre whatsoever that has a black actor above the title". So, Much Ado About Nothing, Blade, The Colour Purple, Beverley Hills Cop and Othello all counted. The shelf also wasn't labelled so it took me a while to work out what the common factor was.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 3:32 PM
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22: Video Amaericain in Baltimore (closed years ago) had some creative names for their sections. "Before we called them 'disfunctional'" (family dramas), "Donna Reed's worst nightmare" (Reform School Girls and suchlike exploitation movies), and my favorite; "Regular guys...in over their heads" (just what it says).


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 4:04 PM
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22 is amazing. DVDs and not Betamax cassettes? What on earth do you think was the rationale? Was it someone's misbegotten effort to attract "certain borrowers" to that shelf, and then, like, expand their horizons (I know you've seen Othello 20 times, but have you thought about Blade)?


Posted by: lurid keyaki | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 4:15 PM
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They both have a woman getting stabbed, assuming vampires have gender in a way that we can understand.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 4:49 PM
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Some motherfuckers are always trying to segregate uphill.


Posted by: OPINIONATED BLADE | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 6:13 PM
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24: my guess is that they had other ethnic groups represented in the form of foreign language sections - there was a Hindi section and a Chinese (I think Cantonese) section IIRC - and they also had a black literature shelf, so they thought they ought to have a black film section too.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05-28-19 6:55 PM
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I'm less surprised that the 4th grade boys are all yelling the song now that I see a repeated line is "you can't tell me nothing", a 4th grade boy anthem if ever there was one.


Posted by: X. Trapnel | Link to this comment | 05-29-19 2:20 AM
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So, what was the even shorter #1 song in 1965?


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 05-29-19 4:22 AM
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29: Henry VIII by Herman's Hermits. How could you forget?


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 05-29-19 7:02 AM
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I'd forgotten it was so short. In my head it seems interminable.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 05-29-19 7:27 AM
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31: Yes, they had to drag it out to make it last a whole minute and a half.

Second verse, same as the first...


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 05-29-19 7:38 AM
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32: A little bit louder, a little bit worse!


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 05-30-19 9:47 AM
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A week or two ago they released a mini-film of it with high production values and it's delightful. Our entire family watched it on our big TV before Queer Eye.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 05-30-19 4:06 PM
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I still haven't listened to Old Town Road but in my head canon it's a remake of Uncle Dave Macon's Way Down the Old Plank Road


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 8:24 AM
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remake s/b cover


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 8:49 AM
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It's a video, so I think it counts as a remake.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 9:07 AM
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30: I am shocked to discover that was a pop song, and not just a kid's campfire song. Also that singer is so impish and adorable, but also boy were standards for humor lower back then.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 10:13 AM
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What's really surprising to learn is that "When you're sliding into first, And your pants begin to burst," was first recorded by Paul Revere and the Raiders.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 10:37 AM
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My God, there are people buying tickets, in 2019, to see Herman's Hermits. Oh, whoops, Herman's Hermits Starring Peter Noone. How old do you have to be to find him impish and adorable right now?


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 11:02 AM
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(OK, yes, I'm going to the Robert Plant show later this summer. Really, though, that's a way different kind of thing. Right?)


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 11:03 AM
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not impish


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 11:45 AM
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Younger than the Rolling Stones.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 12:11 PM
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38. It was a music hall song from 1910.


Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 1:02 PM
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"Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter" is now stuck in my head.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 4:19 PM
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And now it's stuck in mine too. Thanks.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 5:19 PM
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When you are climbing on a wall and you feel something fall.


Posted by: Paul Revere | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 6:16 PM
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When you're warning of the British and the farts won't ever finish.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 6:23 PM
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When you wake up in the morning and you fall on the floor and make a 40 yard dash to the bathroom door.


Posted by: Paul Revere | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 6:41 PM
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When you're blogging in the pm and you feel the pressure of a bm.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 6:59 PM
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With the Sons of Liber'y and you're feeling kind of drippery.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 7:19 PM
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When you wake up late for school and your lying in a pool.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 7:34 PM
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When you're enjoying the orchestra, but you've been eating the olestra.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 7:43 PM
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I'm so glad I never did a study where the main dependent variable was poop leaks.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 8:08 PM
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It'd be worse if it were the independent variable.


Posted by: dalriata | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 8:49 PM
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"Listen, the randomized trial is the peak of medical science. It's how things like vaccines are tested. Now, that coin shows tails. Are you one of those anti-vaxer, flat-earthers or are you going to shit yourself right now?"


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 1-19 9:07 PM
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47-53 THAT'S AMORE


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 06- 2-19 3:23 AM
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When the British troops are due, so you make it number two.


Posted by: Real Paul Revere | Link to this comment | 06- 2-19 6:06 AM
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57: On behalf of the estate of Dean Martin and all of the good people of Steubenville, "Different song."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 2-19 7:17 AM
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Applause for 58


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 06- 2-19 8:49 AM
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When the poop hits your eye like a big chocolate pie...


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 06- 2-19 9:52 AM
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When you're riding to Concord
And you know how to pronounce it properly so it will fit with the theme of this thread


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 06- 2-19 11:04 AM
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Concordia?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 2-19 11:34 AM
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