If we shared our downers and they shared their uppers, everyone could be normal in both countries.

They export opiates too.

A good portion of OD deaths are people with both downers and uppers in their system.

A good portion of OD deaths are people with both downers and uppers in their system.

No really, I mean it.

I guess I shouldn't give medical advice based on my untested drug algebra.

3 was for the downers and 4 was for the uppers

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Islamic State in West Africa Province (ISWAP). ISWAP, however, ejected Shekau in August 2016 because of his ruthlessness, excessive use of takfir (excommunication) against Muslims, mistreatment of Muslim women and children, and megalomania.

How can you mistreat megalomania?

And I realize that there careful use of commas means my joke was technically out of bounds. That's some good copy editing.

10: I like that there comment, which could not have been improved by copy editing.

There s/b they're.

9: Indulging it?

12: This here reader disagrees!

All hail the Oxford comma.