Re: I Get It Now

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Jebus, some guys got all the luck. I recently snapped my arm in half(literally in half , no jokin'), just below the shoulder & dislocated said shoulder at the same time in a banister-sliding stunt gone awry. My physical therapist was a middle-aged man of few words. Basically, he would give me some exercises or hook up some electrodes & leave, returning only at the end of the session.

The only upside, I guess would be, that being Canadian, it didn't cost a dime -- & that my therapist didn't touch me... that wouldn't have been so "nice".

on the down-side, I have yet to find a way for MSI to pay for sex...


Posted by: raff | Link to this comment | 04-19-04 5:35 PM
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a banister-sliding stunt gone awry

middle-aged man of few words

Hope you feel better, but boy did you get just what you deserved.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 04-19-04 5:38 PM
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Ouch. Insult to injury.

I don't think anyone truly "deserves" a 30% loss of mobilty in one's arm just for a harmless stunt (ok, not exactly "harmless", & perhaps "stunt" is the wrong word)... particularly if you're a guitar player.

...just sayin', is all...


Posted by: raff | Link to this comment | 04-19-04 6:36 PM
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Oh man, I was just kidding raff. That "banister-sliding stunt gone awry" was so understated, I couldn't let it be. I do hope you're better soon.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 04-19-04 6:41 PM
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No worries... I didn't mean to be harsh.

I'm probably just testy since the band I was in at the time fired me because they figured I'd "hold them back" while I recuperated & went through therapy for 2 months. Nice guys...

...Anyway, I'm new to your site(via the Decembrist), but I like what I see. Truck on.


Posted by: raff | Link to this comment | 04-19-04 7:07 PM
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You might find us a bit lowbrow, coming from the Decembrist. But he'll never take the time to offend you personally.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 04-19-04 11:39 PM
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Wait, I thought that you paid prostitutes, not for the sex, but to leave once it was over with.


Posted by: Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 04-20-04 6:23 AM
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Yeah, it's nice to be touched. Beyond nice, though, I'm convinced it's a basic human psychological need. We're oh so recently separated from other apes, who maintain peaceful social structures largely through reciprocal grooming.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-20-04 7:25 AM
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Adam, famous folks pay them to leave, the rest of us pay them to stay a while.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 04-20-04 7:47 AM
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This reminds me of a conversation making the rounds at a party I went to a year or so back: "If you had to have sex with some animal, other than a fellow human, which animal would it be?"

Ogged was a very popular answer for straight guys.


Posted by: Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 04-20-04 8:23 AM
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Ooops, meant to put the above comment in the post just below this . . .

Damn.


Posted by: Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 04-20-04 8:26 AM
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Reminds me of the first time I went to a 'salon' instead of a barber. I got tipped back, shampooed, and then a scalp massage. It was all sweet until the bill.


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 04-21-04 2:11 PM
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