Re: Guest Post - Footloose

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I feel Heebietake did not adequately acknowledge the awesomeness of the cows.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 6:35 AM
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That's fair.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 6:39 AM
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Those are some truly spectacular cows but was the earworm absolutely necessary?


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 6:58 AM
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No. The earworm is wholly treatable and preventable with low-cost interventions.


Posted by: Opinionated Confused FAO | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 7:06 AM
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I'm sure those cows are very impressive in the flesh (and the keratin) but I'm calling shenanigans on that first photo. The kerning is all wrong.


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 7:13 AM
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wow those are amazing cows!

in honor of the mundari, i offer hornroh performing lioba: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xJFuZD5CvA
balthasar streiff is a hornhorn genius, they performed this piece when we saw them in los angeles a couple of years ago and it was spine tingling fabulous.


Posted by: dairy queen | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 7:31 AM
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was the earworm absolutely necessary

Those are horns, dude.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 7:55 AM
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Cows are great, but they do offer excuses for Hindu nationalists to kill Muslims and capitalists to kill packing plant workers.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 8:11 AM
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And New Zealanders to kowtow to China.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 8:13 AM
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5: What are you seeing that looks wrong?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 8:25 AM
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The guy is way behind the cow but I think they're hoping you'll assume he's standing the same distance from the camera, which would make you think the cow is a bovid of unusual size. That's in photo 1. In photo 3 it's a kid in silhouette but if you don't look closely you could think it's a grown man. Net effect: giant cow. (I may be guilty of projecting my own initial impressions onto the average observer.)


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 8:41 AM
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In other words, it's all a conspiracy in aid of Big Cow.


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 8:44 AM
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Why do you think the guy is way behind the cow? I think he's a little behind the cow, and the cow's shoulders are about level with his chest. This is roughly consistent with all the other pictures, especially the fourth, with the seated man smoking, which gives a depth of field with a whole bunch of cows, all of which are clearly amazing. The child in silhouette is very obviously a child to my eyes, and was at first glance.
The amazingness I'm concerned with is in any case the grace of the animals and size and shape of their horns, not their raw size.
In other words, your brain has been rotted by the monomaniacal steak-size obsession of Big Cow.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 8:56 AM
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13. last Charismatic megafauna will do that to you, every time.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 9:08 AM
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Wake up and smell the coffee, Mossy! You can't handle the truth!

I agree that the cow's shoulders in photo 1 are probably around chest height on the guy, and no question that all the cattle in the photos are among the most charmingly formed cloven-hoofed cud-chewing beasts I have encountered, but don't you think the photo-editors were at least half-hoping you'd go: "Wow - that cow is about as high at the shoulders as a man"?


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 9:26 AM
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I'll confess I put on the tinfoil hat about this one subject (photography) after watching this video (the most efficient place to start is 2 minutes in) about this photo of an apparently very crowded but in fact not as crowded beach in Orange County.

(To be clear, I am in no way sceptical about the case for continued very strong social distancing policies.)


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 9:48 AM
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s/b *probably* in fact not as crowded


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:01 AM
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But are we fancy free?


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:03 AM
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Sure, as long as you 'cut footloose', because in that case you will 'lose your blues'.


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:15 AM
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From the caption on the last cow photo:

Young Mundari people dream of a better life in the future. Most of them only know the outside world through their smartphone screens.

Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:27 AM
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Do they need a laptop?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:28 AM
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20 Dude, I also only know of the outside world through my screens now.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:29 AM
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But have they ever seen a violin?


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:32 AM
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Signing off, imaginary friends.


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:36 AM
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Come back soon.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:38 AM
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22: Yes, but how big are your cows?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:49 AM
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I have a cat, the horseradish in my yard has bloomed (the flowers are understated but pleasant) and I am noticing signs of the neighborhood fox in the yard more often because I'm there more. Little ring of pigeon feathers one day, rawhide chew the next day then gone again. I have been thinking about falconry, also thaumaturgy. Oh and maybe casting the lead keel as a starting point for a handmade wooden boat.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:58 AM
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I know a good website for wooden boat kits. I've never made one, but the web site is great fun.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 11:04 AM
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Also, if storage space is an issue, you can build an inflatable packraft.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 11:07 AM
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Maybe an animal skin coracle is more on topic.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 11:20 AM
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My cows? Huge. My violin? The world's smallest.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 11:34 AM
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I think the photo-editors were at least half-hoping you'd go "Duuude! I wanna dress like THAT guy".


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 11:51 AM
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Also, the various overpaid data scientists around here have failed to say anything interesting about the Mongolian census. You know who you are.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 11:53 AM
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"Data scientist" is kind of 2016. I think we're all deep learning experts now.


Posted by: Blank Stare | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 12:00 PM
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The guy who I used to supervise is now a data scientist. I still don't know that it means aside from "pay me more."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 12:03 PM
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That's also what deep learning expert means.


Posted by: Blank Stare | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 12:05 PM
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Great.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 12:11 PM
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34. Possibly that was last year-- they've now realized that there isn't enough training data. This year, transfer learning specialist.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 1:11 PM
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Mongoloia and cows. My cows!

(Really people, it was right there.)


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 8:53 PM
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32: Cowherd-chic seems to have developed a more electronica vibe to it than in my day. The get-up in 6 and 7 is definitely very fetch.


Posted by: One of Many | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 8:53 PM
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DAD! STOP TRYING TO MAKE 'FETCH' HAPPEN!


Posted by: OPINIONATED ONE OF MANY'S DAUGHTER | Link to this comment | 05- 5-20 10:34 PM
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Article says that the influx of ex soldiers has driven dowries up from 20 to 40 cows but surely they mean bride price, not dowry?


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05- 6-20 12:34 AM
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I can give you anthropology or I can give you cows and I'm all outta anthro.


Posted by: mc | Link to this comment | 05- 6-20 12:57 AM
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42: asking for an ex-soldier.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05- 6-20 7:32 AM
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Nobody is going to give you cows to get you to marry them.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05- 6-20 7:34 AM
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Tell him to keep it in his pants a couple of months. The locusts will eat all the fodder and then he can buy whoever he wants with a pack of franks.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05- 6-20 7:37 AM
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43: I don't think anthropology would be a very acceptable alternative dowry to cows.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05- 6-20 8:43 AM
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We joke, but apparently full-on Táin out there.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05- 6-20 8:43 AM
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