The nice thing about Pittsburgh is that I'm less fat than most of the police. And that during covid I could still take a walk whenever I wanted.
Not anymore. Suburban visitors kept thinking they were sex toys.
This whole thread: https://twitter.com/changxche/status/1516623587465043971?s=21&t=3H87uh5AYC3b2_pjxzxrCQ
"Please curb your enthusiasm for freedom" is my new favorite slogan.
"Please curb your enthusiasm for freedom" is my new favorite slogan.
Didn't anybody read to the end of the article? Or is Unfogged no longer a penis loving blog?
One bulletin that annoyed many people concerned a foreigner with an abnormal erection who had to wait fifty hours in a quarantine hotel before he was sent to hospital. He missed the optimal time for surgery but the doctors managed to save the penis. The hospital then boasted about its excellent care, inciting locals who had been denied treatment because of Covid. There's a mix of xenophilia and xenophobia here. Amid the jeers, Shanghai has won another nickname: Edinburgh. In Chinese, aidingbao means 'penis loving city'.
As is tradition, I only read the post.
Did "save the penis" mean that it's still attached?
It would be hilarious if it didn't. "Here you go!"
We've all got at least one penis in a jar around the house.
Taiwan seems to have decided to go the New Zealand route and open up.
They are open to abnormally erect penises.
I think the moral of the story is that if some disease that spreads more easily than COVID or is more fatal happens, huge numbers of Americans are going to die. There's no way a shutdown of the kind that China has done could happen here until after the corpse piles are big enough that people can see the reason directly.
The One China policy is about reattachment.
This probably goes in the education thread, but I sure hope today's youth learn the tale of how someone named John Wayne Bobbitt lived a life not unlike you would expect to be lived by someone whose parents called a baby "John Wayne". I'm not sure what exactly I learned, but it was a lot.
"Amid the jeers, Shanghai has won another nickname: Edinburgh. In Chinese, aidingbao means 'penis loving city'."
Which is why Heroinopolis is the preferred term
Seriously, every anecdote in that article seems evidence of China being about the rudest country in the world (which tallies with personal experience)
Seriously, every anecdote in that article seems evidence of China being about the rudest country in the world (which tallies with personal experience)
When I was in China one of the biggest culture shocks was the complete lack of queuing. Completely uncivilized. Everyone needing to enter/buy/etc just forms a giant mob all pushing toward the entry point.
So covid hospitalization is up by infinity percent in my county. There are 72 this week.
It's not yet bad enough that the police are calling me fat.