Re: Pickleball

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My cousin spends his winters in Arizona playing Pickleball. I assume he has his reasons.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 5:27 AM
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We played twice last summer. It's... meh. I guess if you used to be athletic but can't run anymore it's appealing which probably describes a lot of boomers. I've been putting considerable effort into getting better at tennis an have improved my rating at least 0.5 in the past year, maybe approaching 1.0. There are so many aspects to work on in tennis that tie together (serve and volley, chip and charge, offensive lobs, doubles strategy.) Pickleball it didn't feel like there was as much variety in what you could do. Also WTF with the score announcing system.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 6:19 AM
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I bet real tennis players feel similar about your lawn tennis.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 6:44 AM
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Is Pickleball something that the big tech companies like Google and Facebook had onsite pre-lay off?


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 6:48 AM
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Brooklyn-based group Club Leftist Tennis

Good grief. Pathetic.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 6:55 AM
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Is it better than Badminton? I remember people putting up Badminton in their backyard, but it was so, meh, and reminded me of the bad parts of volleyball.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 6:56 AM
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I think it's better than badminton because the ball can bounce.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 7:05 AM
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Yes to 2. It's tennis without having to move. I haven't played, but from what I have read they're really pushing the social aspects - the game flattens out differences in athleticism and skill so it's fun to play even with people of different skill levels.

Also 2: so what is your actual rating/level now?


Posted by: chill | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 7:11 AM
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My first encounter with pickleball was in high school gym class. We played it on the tennis courts. I swear until I moved to Utah, where some local doofus has been pushing it as a sport for years, I thought my gym teacher had made it up as a no-skill alternative to tennis.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 7:31 AM
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4: There's a pickleball court and equipment in the Kendall Square roof garden, which is open to the public and not exactly Google, but not exactly not Google either.

It seems nice as an urban amenity because the court is so much smaller.


Posted by: Nathan Williams | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 7:39 AM
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I was 3.5, easily 4.0 now, approaching 4.5 in some aspects of my game.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 8:08 AM
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11: OK, bring a racket to the next unfoggedcon.

3: took a minute. Very focussed joke.


Posted by: chill | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 8:40 AM
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People enjoying things: capitalism run amok!

Seriously, the one thing neighborhood activists seem to hate pickleball for that has any facial validity is that it's a lot louder than tennis. I have no idea if that's true, but I know someone younger than me who agrees it's at a problematic level.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 9:11 AM
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As Tubo points out, in between dinking and pelting me with the ball, three pickleball courts can fit on one tennis court. At amateur level, pickleball is mostly played as doubles, which means 16 players can be pickleballing on a tennis court-sized area at any one time.

Seems like the pickleballers (or maybe the Guardian) need some help with their math.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 9:23 AM
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Further to 12, 3 is pretty awesome. When I went to Hampton Court, I remember seeing the courts. I can't remember whether anyone still plays there now.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 9:48 AM
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I've played pickleball once, and it was...eh, okay. I did appreciate its ease-of-entry: I'm spectacularly physically untalented and was able to participate in games immediately.

I haven't played again. It was a lot less fun than tennis. Also, I play tennis partly for the exercise, and with pickleball I felt like I barely moved at all. Maybe once tennis has thoroughly fucked up my knees (iow, in another few years) I'll try again.

It is a lot louder than tennis! Not just louder, noisier. Tennis balls make a low-pitched, thock-thock sound that is (to me at least) very pleasant, whereas the plastic pickleball is higher-pitched and very clattery. It doesn't help that there are four times as many games happening on the court at one time.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 9:49 AM
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There was a really funny article, maybe in Slate, about how they're trying to translate Pickleball's popularity into televising top-level Pickleball. But it's just boring to watch and full of annoying sounds. Just nothing like watching elite ping-pong, badminton, or tennis, all of which are fantastic spectator sports.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in" (9) | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 9:55 AM
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The average tennis match is played by one and a half people, and four pickle ball games will fit on three pickle ball courts.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 9:56 AM
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That checks out.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 11:59 AM
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There are 17 pickles if you're playing it right.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 12:11 PM
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I'm kinda scared to play tennis after my sister in law started from scratch and popped her calf muscle off or something excruciating and vaguely confusing, which is apparently what all middle aged people do if they haven't ever played tennis, or not in decades, and then try to play.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 12:13 PM
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Popped off? Hopefully the skin held it on.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 12:15 PM
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Tendons and how much they are shit is basically my life right now. And I've never even seen a tennis.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 12:17 PM
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21: My most irritating subordinate just did something like that to himself playing tennis. Not too severe, but he's limping.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 12:50 PM
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But it's just boring to watch and full of annoying sounds

That's what she said! Did I do it right this time?


Posted by: Twitter CEO | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 12:51 PM
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That's what she said.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 1:52 PM
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I never got into tennis as a kid and found it the most fun when we agreed to play by rules where it didn't matter how many times the ball bounced, just as long as it stayed in bounds.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 6:14 PM
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For a couple of years, I confused pickleball with ga-ga ball. I didn't figure out the difference until the olds I know started talking about pickleball.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 6:20 PM
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The Jewish camp thread is over there.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 6:53 PM
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What's green, floats in a jar, and sings?


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 8:21 PM
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21: it's kind of a thing in one's forties to be totally fine at sports until a ligament remembers it's forty. So condition first!


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 03-24-23 8:41 PM
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Skiing is harder because you have to protect your joints while still looking out for Gwyneth Paltrow.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-25-23 4:35 AM
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OT: If you show a jet pack in the second act, you have to use it in the end of the second act.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-25-23 6:48 PM
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Pickleball looks fun, but I don't see how it's an improvement on badminton, if you can find the shuttlecock.


Posted by: Chris Y | Link to this comment | 03-26-23 11:08 AM
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"Shuttlecock" was the best part of the game when we played in junior high.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-26-23 11:12 AM
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Interesting material science problem to develop pickleballs with a charming noise that doesn't travel. How do you make a tiny thing give off a low pitch? Is there another solution?


Posted by: clew | Link to this comment | 03-27-23 11:20 AM
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My relationship to pickle ball is like my relationship to a new pop star whose rise becomes so stratospheric that I can no longer ignore it, but I still don't know or understand what the deal is. I've only seen it happen IRL once, and that was last week as I biked past a park. I understand that it's to be judged, but I can't tell if I would or should empathize with the judgers because, again, I don't understand anything about it.

Racket sports are my Achilles heel, athletically speaking, so it's all a moot point for me. I like racquetball, because no matter how badly you fuck up, the ball will never leave the court, but I haven't played in 25 years and probably would wreck my knees if I tried now.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 03-27-23 11:57 AM
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9: I'm literally stunned to learn that it's that old. Like, I know your'e younger than me, but unless you went to high school 10 years ago*, this is very surprising to me.

I think literally the first time I ever heard the name was when someone asked if we'd want a court in our rebuilt (not yet) neighborhood park. That would have been 3-4 years ago at most.

*I know you did not


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 03-27-23 12:00 PM
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31: Starting about a dozen years ago, a small group of us started getting together a few times every summer to play hardball. We never had enough for games, or even pseudogames, but we'd take fielding practice and batting practice. As time has gone on, the number available has dwindled due to those kinds of middle aged injuries. Last summer it was just 3 of us.

OTOH, the good news was that when, in 2016, I was able as a season ticket holder to spend an afternoon doing baseball drills at PNC Park, I was actually in decent shape and didn't embarrass myself. The adrenaline rush of being on a big league field, plus doing drills at a high level*, meant that I felt utterly wiped the next day, even though it didn't seem objectively intense.

*obviously not pro-level, but comfortably beyond anything I'd ever encountered before. In particular they had a machine set up to do fly balls to the OF, and they were very much like real fly balls, traveling a couple hundred feet and at least 100' high


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 03-27-23 12:09 PM
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What if you did drills on the field of a team that sucked less?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-27-23 12:13 PM
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That's what I was doing with 6 random middle-aged men in Mellon Park.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 03-27-23 12:23 PM
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Heh.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-27-23 12:27 PM
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I play racquetball, can keep a tennis ball in-bounds, I hate pickleball. I know people who like playing, I tried once and just what's the point? Ping pong is actually kind of athletic and takes focus. What's the point of pickleball? Playing is unpleasant because the way the ball bounces is unpredictable and there's no running around or fun tracking where the ball will go next, which is the point of playing a sport with a ball. Pina colada song of games, with the sound coming out of a wii handset. Maybe those people can take up drone racing or something, stop messing up the one place that has a good tennis wall with all the plinky-dinky


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 03-27-23 2:02 PM
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So, it's boomer shuffleboard. It's better than being dead. (Probably.)

I learned about pickleball when a composites recycling center opened in our town. Their first product was pickleball paddles. Then they started making pickleball net kits. Now they make benches and stuff like that.


Posted by: Kaleberg | Link to this comment | 03-27-23 7:59 PM
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Yeah, sitting down is great.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-27-23 8:05 PM
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Former racquetball player who has been an avid P-ball player for the past 5 years or so. Was away from the blog for a few days--probably propitiously but now I am back and stupidly adding my thoughts on the subject to this dead thread. Took it up with my wife (a pretty decent adult tennis player previously) when I retired. So yes, we do fit the stereotype of prior racquet sportsters moving to pickleball as we slowed down, but even more so at the beginning it was a sport we found that we could do together well (we both continued with r-ball/tennis for a while but now are pretty much just pickleball.)

A few quick observation and then an ill-considered response.

Like a number of racquet sports I do think it is not really great to watch. In my estimation the fun of watching high-level play goes as follows:
1)Tennis
big drop off
2)Ping-pong
another big drop off
3)badminton
4) Squash, racquetball, platform tennis, pickleball

In part it is because for many of these at the higher levels the play any deviation from certain set shots/patterns are instantly exploited by a high-level opponent. So to enjoy it you need to really appreciate the nuances the strategies and execution.

Pickleball is quite easy to start doing similar to racquetball and probably badminton.
That has led to rapid adoption an does influence the setups where you just go and mix in. But trust me the differences in skill levels are very evident--but you can still have a game.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 7:47 AM
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Now the ill-considered response part:

Ping pong is actually kind of athletic and takes focus. What's the point of pickleball? Playing is unpleasant because the way the ball bounces is unpredictable and there's no running around or fun tracking where the ball will go next, which is the point of playing a sport with a ball.
may be the most concentrated example of willfully smug Kewl Kidz stupidity and wrongness I've encountered on almost any subject not just a pickleball. Come on, there are standards; be contemptuous with dignity for Christ's sake.

The athleticism is on a par with Ping-pong in terms of hand/eye, quickness etc. And despite being a small court, running fast helps-- a lot (but of course many can not do it). And the trajectories are in fact (and of course) generally predictable.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 7:54 AM
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I watched a video of "elite" pickleballers, and it's completely laughable to say it requires anything like the coordination or quickness of ping pong (or Badminton!). Elite ping pong is amazing.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 7:57 AM
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No, you are a laughably fucking wrong. it is quite similar. Very good athletes (below the top tier of the very best at tennis etc. of course) are playing at the top (not very watchable to me levels). The ball is indeed a bit slower, but as with any high-level ball sport, the need for prep and positioning etc. rwquire lightning fast reflexes.

I know you arrogant fuckholes won't believe me on this one but I am actually right.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:04 AM
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48 is silly. When you're not elite - like, say, me - it feels a lot like ping pong when you're playing it.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:04 AM
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And I certainly agree that elite ping-pong is amazing.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:04 AM
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Levels of play at the very top aside, it is interesting to watch the strengths of weaknesses of the many proficient racquet sports practitioners when they play pickleball. It is generally easy to guess there prior sport. And ping-pong tends to be the one where they seem to have the most natural move--platform tennis as well.

Tennis players styles are the strongest for singles (but which is in fact only about 5-10% of the play.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:08 AM
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Levels of play at the very top aside, it is interesting to watch the strengths of weaknesses of the many proficient racquet sports practitioners when they play pickleball. It is generally easy to guess there prior sport. And ping-pong tends to be the one where they seem to have the most natural move--platform tennis as well.

Tennis players styles are the strongest for singles (but which is in fact only about 5-10% of the play.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:08 AM
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Levels of play at the very top aside, it is interesting to watch the strengths of weaknesses of the many proficient racquet sports practitioners when they play pickleball. It is generally easy to guess there prior sport. And ping-pong tends to be the one where they seem to have the most natural move--platform tennis as well.

Tennis players styles are the strongest for singles (but which is in fact only about 5-10% of the play.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:08 AM
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I'll believe 50, it's like beginner ping pong before you learn about spin with a bit more running. I get the appeal, I enjoy low level ping pong, but it's really not the same if you're anything but a beginner.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:09 AM
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willfully smug Kewl Kidz stupidity and wrongness

with some editing, this could go into a deck of slogans for mouseover text.

How about
willfully smug insights to open the third eye


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:09 AM
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I feel like Badminton hits the sweet spot of being fun as a total beginner and also being fun to watch.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:10 AM
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We had a ping pong table when I was growing up. It was high enough level that you needed to be about 8 to be tall enough to play.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:11 AM
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There is also the fact of which sports attract the truly best athletes, and among racquet sports that is probably tennis, followed by badminton and ping-pong (certainly in some parts of the world). Generally commercially and culturally determined. So yeah the top pickleballers are generally people who would be journeyman-level tennis players. I think the same goes for platform tennis and the indoor court sports.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:13 AM
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There was a tennis tournament where Linda Ronstadt and Minnie Riperton played. Please let me know when either Cardi B or Li Saumet touches a whiffleball.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:22 AM
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Whiffleball was fun.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:23 AM
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Squash is a weird case. I think the top squash athletes are also very good, but it has such strong class associations.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:23 AM
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In high school I had a lot of fun playing racquetball with my dad and brother as a pickleball-esque way of finding a sport where none of us had real skills but where we could have a great time running around and being roughly evenly matched.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:25 AM
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I prefer playing games where the ball can bounce. Tennis, 4-square, pickleball over badminton, volleyball, frisbee golf.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:35 AM
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Is squash just hoity-toity racquetball? They seem basically the same (as a commoner I've only ever played racquetball).


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:36 AM
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64: 4-square! I loved that in elementary school! It should be revived as a sport for old folks.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:38 AM
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Oh man, I was so into 4-square (and it's 2-player version with two squares each) as a kid. We set up a court in our bedroom! (With 99-cent balls, not the heavy kickballs that would break stuff.)


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:40 AM
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And tetherball!

I'd like to say tetherball counts as a bouncing sport, because of the bounce induced when the ball is moving slow enough that maybe it could bounce on a taut rope. But in my heart of hearts, I know that doesn't occur.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:42 AM
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60: So far I can offer Sugar Ray Leonard and Emma Watson as a team at CBS lame Celebrity tournament. Jamie Foxx is apparently quite good.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:42 AM
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Squash is more difficult than racketball and has more room for skill, mostly because the ball is deader which lets you make more skillful shots.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:43 AM
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67: The rules for that were byzantine, right? I don't remember the details, but I do remember the rule that the person in the first square got to call out the rules.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:44 AM
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68: Big elementary school playground energy. At some point our school boundaries changed and I recall on the playground the first day of school some kid complaining re: some tetherball rule "That's not how we did it at Case." Which of course was met with, "well' you're at Fairlawn now, bud." A small but poignant "new kid" moment which left me (silently of course) completely empathetic.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:46 AM
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68.1: Thanks heebie! You're bringing back memories of my glory days as an athlete!


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:46 AM
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70: But once again from playing it a bit I learned that there were generally only a very few strategies/shots that would ever work against very good players--so it became refining the minute details of those. Not generally my cup of tea. (Of course that hurts me somewhat in pickleball/racquetball but at my level of play both of those offer a lot of options for most situations if you execute it reasonably well.)


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:50 AM
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Dead thread awoken achievement unlocked--and during the time I was to be preparing for a week+ out-of-town. Now, can I get in a quick Age of empires session before the wife gets home...


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 8:52 AM
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I liked 4-square a lot. Another playground game I loved was called "handball," but when I look up handball online the game described is different and sounds much more difficult. Our version had a large freestanding wall, and was played with a large, slow, bouncy ball, which you would bounce off the ground and the wall with your hands.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 9:59 AM
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a) we called 4square piggy bounce out. Yes, bringing that back would be good, maybe set up outside dispensaries.
b) Jamie Foxx was really good in Collateral, as was T Cruise


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 10:10 AM
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Like a number of racquet sports I do think it is not really great to watch. In my estimation the fun of watching high-level play goes as follows:
1)Tennis

Tennis is really the best of all sports to watch on tv. Soccer has a similar graphic quality and on-screen visual beauty, but there's not enough action so it's not as consistently engaging.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 10:28 AM
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Having recently attended my first professional tennis match in person, there's so much more than what you see on TV, especially in doubles which they don't even like to televise much. Just the interactions of the ballkids is hilarious, then you add in some drunk Aussies in the stands yelling shit and it's like a party where everyone has to suddenly shut up every 30 seconds or so.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 10:52 AM
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38: Right? I hadn't heard of it again until we moved to Utah and it turned out some dude had been trying to make pickleball a thing, so the university had some courts. And then about three years ago people started playing. Now they're all over the place and it is the sport of unathletic teambuilding exercises.

I can imagine it as a high speed technical sport. Lots of 'new' sports start off with low levels of competition until someone figures out the exploit.

The Calabat was coming home earlier this school year with daily reports about the recess foursquare matches, which were always hotly contested and controversial.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 11:12 AM
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In grade school, we made a game of collecting rocks. It went by volume and there weren't really rocks, so we started counting chunks of pavement that had broken off. Then we started digging/breaking up the sidewalks.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 11:20 AM
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71: I think 4-square is like poker, in that you can play "dealer's choice" with elaborate rules, or you can choose one normal set of rules.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 11:41 AM
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Yeah, Tennis is one of the best spectator sports, either in person or on TV. Especially good right now when you get to watch Carlitos.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 11:42 AM
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Andy Roddick on Pickleball: https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/126tda4/andy_roddick_on_upcoming_pickleball_exhibition/


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 12:07 PM
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Another playground game I loved was called "handball," but when I look up handball online the game described is different and sounds much more difficult. Our version had a large freestanding wall, and was played with a large, slow, bouncy ball, which you would bounce off the ground and the wall with your hands.

Our version of this was called Butt's Up. You had to catch the ball with one hand (usually a tennis ball or raquet ball) and throw it back to the wall (without it bouncing on the way to the wall). If you failed in either of those endeavors, you had to run and touch the wall before anyone else got to the ball and hit you with it. If you got hit with the ball, you got a letter towards spelling BUTT. Then once you were a butt, you had to stand with your hands on the wall, facing the wall, and everyone got to hit you with the ball. But only once per person, because we're civilized.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 12:15 PM
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The fuck?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 12:29 PM
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Sorry. I meant to type "That's an interesting game" but autocorrect kicked in.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 12:32 PM
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We played that game but we called it suicide because the beat strategy was to avoid trying to go after the ball at all. If you did you were asking for it.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 12:42 PM
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64: I've never actually played "real" golf (only miniature or "putt-putt"), but I'm pretty sure golf balls do bounce.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 12:48 PM
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Some people yell "bite" to convince them not to bounce, but that doesn't work for me. I just hit the ball into water.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 12:52 PM
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85: At my son's school, this game is called 'red butt.'
When I was a kid, we called it 'wall ball.' It was a less vulgar time.


Posted by: MattD | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 1:23 PM
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Contemplating some of my churlish hyperbole on my 400 mile drive, I will walk back 49 a fair bit. Definite overstatement by me. .. but directionally correct. ..,

Als looked up top speeds of balls/shuttlecocks in various sports and holy heck I had no idea that badminton is the fastest; over 200 mp h recorded! (Knew it was very fast, but not that fast.)


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-30-23 5:49 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Tennis:

https://twitter.com/BenRothenberg/status/1641953020219990018


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in" (9) | Link to this comment | 03-31-23 6:43 PM
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Maybe Pickleball is just as fast? I've never seen it.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 7:55 AM
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10 best Pickleball points of the year...
https://youtu.be/26t3Jwu-6vg

It almost never manages anything like the aesthetics of tennis, but in its best moments it does resemble a slower version of ping-pong. Like Table Tennis, shots around the net are the most aesthetic moments. What it reminds me if more than anything else though is Wii Tennis.

For comparison here's the best 10 Table Tennis points from a year:
https://youtu.be/dokC3iGTmSw


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 8:55 AM
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That's pickleball?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 8:58 AM
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I think the similarities with Wii Tennis actually explain a lot. Wii Tennis is super fun, so Wii Tennis plus a light workout has obvious appeal.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 9:07 AM
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I was pretty good at Wii Tennis.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 9:08 AM
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Apparently elite Wii Tennis runs into a button mashing problem though, making it look a bit less like Pickleball.

https://youtu.be/3VJRaykRtrc


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 9:13 AM
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I looked at the top 10 pickleball points video and I can't remember if I finished watching the first of the highlights before closing it.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 3:30 PM
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The 5th best Table Tennis one (starting at 3:33) is amazing. There's an interesting balance in that list between great rallies and great individual shots, and 5 is just one shot.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in" (9) | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 4:24 PM
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79: I saw Martina Navritalova place doubles live after she had already retired from singles. It was incredible.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 4:53 PM
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I just learned who Chris Pine's dad is.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 5:31 PM
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The ping pong highlights are impressive. The #1 rally is pretty astonishing.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 6:35 PM
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It's wild how far away from the table they can get in top level ping pong.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in" (9) | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 6:51 PM
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105: Yes. The basements where I played ping-pong never had nearly that much room


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 7:13 PM
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Stupid eight- foot ceilings.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 7:21 PM
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Here's 10 points of Badminton:
https://youtu.be/6RqND3BAf1A

I think it's a bit less visually appealing than Tennis or Table Tennis, but all the jumping is kinda fun.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 8:16 PM
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Honestly, all of these get really repetitive.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 8:20 PM
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They lack the chemistry you get watching Chris Pine and Michelle Rodriguez.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04- 1-23 8:28 PM
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95. The camera angle in those table tennis clips is weird. Makes it look like they're playing on a coffee table.


Posted by: Chris Y | Link to this comment | 04- 2-23 3:33 AM
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There's probably a question to which "Asa Hutchinson" is the answer, but I'm not sure what that question is.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04- 2-23 8:57 AM
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100: Yeah, per me even in my overly defensive churlishness it is not at all a good sport to watch.

However, is one is so inclined there is an Agassi/McEnroe:Chang/Roddick pball thing on ESPN righr this very minute.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 04- 2-23 10:03 AM
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112: Which Republican gave a semi-reasonable response to the indictment. Of course that alone effectively caps his support in the primary at 3%.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 04- 2-23 10:19 AM
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Speaking of Agassi cashing in, back around 2010 I saw an exhibition tennis match at MSG between Agassi and Sampras after they retired. It was not close because Sampras still has a hell of a serve which goes a long way when they've both lost a lot of their athleticism.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 04- 2-23 12:21 PM
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Thread dropped off the front page but I found this one entertaining in the contrasting styles.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 04- 3-23 9:10 AM
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That's delightful.

I do think a bunch of the joy with ping pong is how crazy the spin is. The left-to-right break of his last couple shots before the winner are remarkable. You can really just see the ball swerve in ways that you don't see in many other sports (though shout out to wizard Luka Modric).


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in" (9) | Link to this comment | 04- 3-23 9:21 AM
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