It's really hard to form a nuanced opinion on agricultural policy.
Hi. I'm Kayley. I could also have been Jenny or Kelly or Lindsey, but I am Kayley. My middle name is Marie or Nicole and I am blonde.
Scrolling back three paragraphs:
by Taylor Kay Phillips
Hmmm. From the author page:
Taylor Kay Phillips is a writer and comedian originally from Kansas City, Missouri. She has written for Reductress, The UCB Theatre, The Belladonna Comedy, and others.
Methinks this is somewhat informed by personal experience.
Whoever wrote this is fit for a job as a writer on Saturday Night Live.
Not only is she fit for it; she deserves it.
I don't get SNL. On the few occasions I've seen it it's been desperately unfunny.
SNL: High on our own supply since 1980!
9: Does that mean you think it was good for the first few years? I have a memory of watching it with my sister (I was about 15, she was about 20, and this was about 1978) and I said I didn't get what was supposed to be so funny about it, and she explained to me that you had to be high to really appreciate it.