Well, if you're just going to steal the other guys' ideas...
are you sure you're not actually quoting giblets' evil negaverse twin, mutton?
Do you have any specific objections to the policies here enumerated? They sound vastly better than anything I've ever heard from either party.
I guess I'm not really a "swing voter," though. I was probably going with the Workers Revolutionary Party no matter what.
What's with the tax breaks for the childless? I was sort of hoping for the social services paid for by the contributions of other peoples' kids, myself, but I suppose we could follow the Italian model.
Oh, wait, I'm taking this almost halfway seriously. My bad.
Looking at this more closely, what's great is not just the totality, but that adopting almost any single element would wreck a campaign. Sweet.
Also, did you notice that one of the contributors was Walter Cronkite?