You sir, have not been getting much lately. I mean 'show me the rope'?? Or 'my companionship will be add to the items'??? 'on the equal intellectual ground'. Holy shit, this is either a Nigerian scam artist trolling for rich and horny bloggers, or a stunningly stupid student impersonatress hoping to trick an intellectually equal sucker into meeting on the ground.
You are not competent to answer any of these ads alone, so please call me if you feel you must.
Show me the rope, baby! You don't know Fontana. This girl is perfect.