Re: What, No Platinum?

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Too much swalled gum makes your poo gum-speckled.


Posted by: tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 6:09 PM
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I had a dog once who ate a box of crayons and shat little rainbow-colored wax sculptures around the yard.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 6:12 PM
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You people make a joke out of everything. This stuff rulez.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 6:14 PM
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This stuff would only be fun if you were shitting on a trail in a national park or something. Confuse the tourists, excite the scientists.

Glad you're done parenting that newborn for the day apostropher. You know, I almost mentioned in this post that by posting it, I was taking up the slack for you.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 6:17 PM
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Wasn't there some sort of drink with gold flecks in it that was all the rage for a while? Did it have any effect on one's elimination?


Posted by: profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 7:25 PM
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Goldschlager profgrrrrl!

It's decent too, the stuff I had was really pepperminty tho, like 10,000 Redhots at once.


Posted by: Andrew Cholakian | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 7:31 PM
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I thought it was cinnamon flavored?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 7:58 PM
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yes cinammon hell.


Posted by: tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 8:01 PM
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I knew there was a reason why I stuck to boring old g&t.


Posted by: profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 8:11 PM
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Because you cant distinguish betwixt cinnamon and peppermint?


Posted by: tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 8:27 PM
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I ate Fugu with gold flecks on it when I went to Masa. Didn't think to examine the, uh, consequences though.


Posted by: unf | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 8:33 PM
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first erectionblogging, now poopblogging. Ogged, though I may not be able to accuse you of good taste, you are a pioneer.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 01-13-05 9:37 PM
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And everyone always says you can't polish a turd.

Well, Sir, perhaps now you can!


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 01-14-05 8:23 AM
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Brings new meaning to the phrase:

"That crap costs a shitload."


Posted by: tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 01-14-05 9:25 AM
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