Patriots fans respond:
Now my man from up north, now he got the law
It's solid as a rock and crazy salt
No jokes, I'm not playin, get his folks
Desert Eagle his dick and put 'em in a yolk
Or maybe Democrats respond this. I don't know. It seems relevant.
The coin toss was the best part. That kid didn't even try to flip the coin. He was only seven but you know he did it on purpose. He was liking the Eagles this year and figured "why not?". Everbody just pretended like he didn't do it. But now he has to face his punishment, no more ceremonial coin flips for him.