Geez, and I thought you were, you know, counting them out, like a referee...is it too late to nominate the blog for a Koufax award for most cock jokes?
Do we have any competition?
What am I, chopped liver? And of course, we're both just cannon fodder for wonkette in that battle.
Oh, I was thinking Unfogged with apostropher in the comments--we couldn't do it without you, Mr. Johnson.
Funny. Michael heard a ref counting out a fighter. I heard a band leader setting the tempo just before a song started.
At least Michael's made some sense.
See, I heard one of those military marches—you know, "Sound off / One, two / Sound off / Three, four," but I wasn't going to say that.
Wonkette! I haven't read her in months. You wouldn't think a blog could be all cock jokes, but I guess it helps to be a cute woman.
On a related note (to the post, not to cock jokes) is this post by Roy Edroso.
Oops! Grishaxx, I accidentally deleted your comment (all those damn xx's). My apologies.