Never heard of it before. D'you think they tell cock jokes, too?
Hey -- I just found this over at Prof Goose (complete with a reference to you ... apparently word about unfogged and cock jokes has gotten around?). Does it count as a cock joke?
And can we all just pop open a can of bud at our respective homes, hang out here at the frat party for the evening, tell cock jokes, and call it Drinking Liberally, online version?
Awesome! I'll blog that sucker in just a minute.
I'm kickin' the chlorine with the Swede this evening, but sure, y'all are more than welcome to put your feet up here.
Ogged, the frat party just isn't the same if you're not around.
Give the Swede a kiss for me.
Give the Swede a kiss for me.
You don't even know this woman. You don't know me either, for that matter. You slut.
Gosh, try to help your sex life by encouraging you to kiss the Swede (we know you wanna!) and what do I get in return? I get called a slut?
(Why not a whore? I like whore so much better.)
I don't really want to kiss the Swede, she's not really my type and all. But I'm happy to look at her ass, especially when she asks.
And if you'd said, "Kiss the Swede for me, and send me five bucks," then you'd be a whore.
Then don't kiss her. Send me $5 anyway. Thanks!
thank you, thank you. (But did you see what that meanie suggested to me today? Top comment to this post)
Actually, I think then she'd be a pimp.
I think he meant, "speaking for the guys at the local bars..."
Off to swim!
Would you say that in today's sexual landscape, ogling breasts is the mark of an unrefined redneck, while ogling the ass is the mark of suave sophistication?
The conclusion seems to me to be inescapable.
I knew a Castilian prince (ok, probably not) from Brazil who interrupted his law studies to attend the U of Chicago (where he pursued Literaturwissenschaft because that's where the women are) who had devised a complex rating system for asses. That's all. He had like 10 names, but the first of them was "Cassio".
At any rate, I'm a supporter of the proposition that ogling whatever is declassé! Suave sophisticates don't ogle, they savor or engage in other behavior which seems indistinguishable from ogling but which is described with higher-falutin' language.
You could probably break it out further than that:
Toes - creepy but acceptable
Feet - creepy
Knees - creepy with mother issues
Legs - acceptable, but slightly laughable in all but the young
etc.
Is there a code for women who ogle, too?
indistinguishable from ogling but which is described with higher-falutin' language.
I'm just doing fieldwork for my doctorate in pulchritude analysis, ma'am. Please, go about your business.
PG:
Dunno; that kind of info is probably passed from Sister to Sister, no? My general sense, tho', is that there are Body women ("swimmers body," "football body," etc.), Face women ("pretty eyes," "nice smile," etc.), a few Shoulder women, and that's largely the extent of it.
Sad, really.
What about the PACKAGE women? Don't tell me I'm stickin potatos in my swimsuit for nothing.
How is it that there are these meetings scheduled in Tallahassee, of all places, but not in Atlanta?
At least down there, you can pay folks to take you out in the woods, corner a wild boar, and let you try to stick him with a knife without getting disembowelled.
Of all places, Tallahassee probably *needs* this type of gathering. It gives me hope ...
I do believe I accidently de-spammed one of profgrrrrl's comments. profgrrrrl, pro hgh, you can see why it happened. Sorry, pg.
To make it up to me, I'll let you take me out when I head your way in May.
once again beginning the cycle of setting up a non-date for ogged and pg
You're working on the Chene gang, all right. God, that was lame.
Were you aware that Atrios has linked to us, and I've directed visitors to your "Superkoranic" comment?
Oh jesus. I saw the update, but I didn't know about the link. Great-- just as we hit the bigtime, jealousy tears us apart. Pg, you're the yoko ono of blogging.
Not to worry, I'm totally using pg for blog material.
Boys, boys, we can all share ... make love not war ... etc.
Now, FL, you go delete one of my comments so we can go out too.
You know, I just reread that line of Abu's. I was wrong. "Superkoranic" is the funniest part. I still maintain that the idea of "fellatio power" is deserving of note on its own merits, though.
Michael,
Don't tell me I'm stickin potatos in my swimsuit for nothing.
Remember, the potato goes in front.
On the real: Drinking Liberally is as fun as you make it. Bring some friends.
38 comments to an answer. Thanks Outlandish. But, if I had friends, I wouldn't be going anyway.