Re: A Joy To Have In Class

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I guess there's an argument that if his comment wasn't out of line, yours wasn't. Of course, there's also an argument that he should have hit you with a chair.

(Someday I should tell the story from my short and ill-fated teaching career of how I semi-accidentally whacked a kid over the head with a meter stick for showing disrespect. We did get along much better after that happened, though.)


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 3:52 PM
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"semi-accidentally," LB?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 3:54 PM
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I sincerely expected him to duck -- he, apparently, sincerely expected me not to actually swing. This was in the Peace Corps, in a Samoan school where hitting the kids was the normal disciplinary procedure, so I didn't actually violate any social norms. Felt terrible about it, though.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 3:57 PM
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I sincerely expected him to duck

Now that's funny.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 3:59 PM
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You kind of had to be there. Uili didn't use my classroom as a shortcut from one side of the building to the other after that, though.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 4:03 PM
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If somebody gives you a setup that easy, they are not allowed to be miffed when the laughably obvious punchline is delivered.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 4:07 PM
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I once hit a kid in the head with a frisbee on the playground. I was forced to write an apology note. I wrote, "I am sorry I hit you in the head. I meant to hit you in the legs."


Posted by: Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 4:07 PM
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re: 6 -- then what's with all the criticism of low hanging fruit (and those who can't resist it)?


Posted by: textualist | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 5:30 PM
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I was but a boy, textualist. We are now men.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 5:32 PM
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Apparently, I'm still a boy.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 6:02 PM
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LizardB will appreciate this story. (As I reveal who I am to her, if she hasn't guessed already.)

I talked back to my 12th grade English teacher, Mrs. Laster, who was a formidable Dragon Lady that everyone was afraid of. I had been cutting class, and she confronted me about it:

Mrs. Laster: You're in a fog these days, Cunningham. You have to pull yourself together.

Me: No, I don't. I got into college already.

Mrs. Laster: You think I won't send the college a report of your behavior?

Me: Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I think.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 6:40 PM
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That's funny, ac.


I'm surprised we haven't heard from the apostropher, who I figured for a very talkbackative kid.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 7:05 PM
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What, you're doing reruns now?


Posted by: Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 7:49 PM
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It seems I was kind of a wuss in high school. Backtalk-wise.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 8:00 PM
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It probably won't surprise anyone to learn that I was a backtalker in high school.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 8:04 PM
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I would have loathed being your grammar teacher.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 8:13 PM
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I say that with the highest possible admiration, of course.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 8:27 PM
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I think it's important to note that, Michael-like, I'm commenting drunk.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 8:42 PM
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The story passed into legend, since no one had ever dared to give this woman attitude. Someone a few years below me recounted it to me when we met up in college, not knowing I was involved.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 8:56 PM
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Joe, please say that you were commenting drunk at all times when you enthused about Peeps.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 9:00 PM
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Don't judge me.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 9:03 PM
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Oops. Sorry, Mitch. At least I didn't embellish the second time.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 9:06 PM
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Would it, at this juncture, be moot to point out that your teacher should have said "Ogged, I'm sick of your talking back to me"?


Posted by: Walter Sobchak | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 10:03 PM
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Maybe ogged can still get in touch with him.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 10:28 PM
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That would be the ultimate back-talk, wouldn't it?


Posted by: Walter Sobchak | Link to this comment | 03-23-05 10:44 PM
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Oops. Sorry, Mitch. At least I didn't embellish the second time.

Ah, you misunderstand me. Just as Gary Farber's niche in this ecosystem is "I blogged that s#$t before anybody" , mine is "except for Gary, ogged blogged that s*%t before anybody." Only in this case, I was just reminding you of that ineluctable fact.


Posted by: Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 5:22 AM
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Ac--

You gave Mrs Laster lip? I never even took a class from her, and I was afraid of her. My restrospective respect for you grows.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 7:34 AM
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Having been the most mild-mannered girl for grades 7-11, I apparently became James Dean at the end there. Not sure why.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 7:40 AM
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Senioritis. Having had it for six years myself, I didn't change much.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 7:49 AM
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Backtalk received from students, rather than given to teachers (all dialogue takes place in Samoa -- my ethnicity is a source of comment):

Student: Miss Breath, what are all those brown spots on your arms?

LB: We call them 'freckles' -- they happen when I go in the sun.

Student: They're very ugly. Will they get better?

And then there was the day they threw rocks. Well, one rock. All right, a piece of gravel. But I was traumatized.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 7:58 AM
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To be fair, I'm not Samoan, and I think freckles are ugly. (I kid b/c you're married, and I hurt). But I draw the line at rock throwing, and have since my mid-twenties.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 8:06 AM
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Who said I was crazy about freckles? But my students mocked my pain < swooning, hand to forehead >.

It's interesting living someplace where you're freakishly ugly -- I wouldn't have wanted to do it for more than two years, but definitely an experience.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 8:17 AM
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My high school econ teacher did Peace Corps somewhere in SE Asia, and had a durian thrown at him.

He also has a photograph of himself wearing a sarong he did not know to be intended for women.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 8:24 AM
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I brought back a bunch of ie (Samoan for sarong) from Samoa, and still get a mildly transgressive thrill from wearing them in a gender inappropriate fashion. (Women's tie: tightly wrapped and longer than kneelength, acting as a hobble skirt, with a small knot on one hip. Men's tie: Knee length or shorter with a big puffy knot front and center, presumably intended to indicate the massiveness of the equipment concealed behind it. The men's tie is much less restrictive and more practical, but verboten in Samoa if you're female.)


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 8:33 AM
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It's interesting living someplace where you're freakishly ugly -- I wouldn't have wanted to do it for more than two years\

FL will now speak to the realities of doing it for 30+ years. (Where is Abu?)


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 8:40 AM
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It's interesting living someplace where you're freakishly ugly

I can't imagine that.

The idea that freckles are ugly is weird. I can understand it in Samoa, where having freckles is very unusual, but in the US? Nah.

The best part of freckles is seeing where they stop.


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 1:08 PM
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Or when they don't, Tripp.

I've always thought of my freckles as an example of a huge collective action problem: If they'd just organize, I'd have a tan. It would only cover parts of my body, though, and might look weird.


Posted by: Emma Goldman | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 3:31 PM
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What if they organized into cool geometric patterns? That would be awesome. Or spelled out words. Mood freckles.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 3:33 PM
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I'd have a tan. It would only cover parts of my body

So you'd look like Ogged. Big deal.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 3:38 PM
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I've always thought of my freckles as an example of a huge collective action problem: If they'd just organize, I'd have a tan. It would only cover parts of my body, though, and might look weird.

Sadly, my mother (very fair, Irish, heavy tanner in the 60s and 70s when it was all about baby oil) had this happen. It's not pretty -- kinda mottled.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 3:59 PM
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Freckles are good. They are dynamic while the rest of us make do with static.


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 03-24-05 5:33 PM
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