Re: The good old days

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Is that a smart bomb?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:10 AM
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Does Blix know about that?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:11 AM
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Has that been declared to the relevant authorities?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:11 AM
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What are that thing's dispersal capabilities?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:12 AM
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That violates a whole buncha UN resolutions.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:12 AM
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See you there, gayatollah.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:12 AM
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Isn't a long cane or shepherd's crook supposed to extend from stage right and yank you into the wings now?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:13 AM
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At 1:12pm, Urinal Standard Time, I surrender.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:14 AM
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Honest, this gas centrifuge is dual-use.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:14 AM
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You wouldn't believe the crater it leaves behind. I think we can safely leave the M off of Mass.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:16 AM
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Hey, a bunker-buster!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:17 AM
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Ogged is banned!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:21 AM
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[redacted]


Posted by: [redacted] | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:21 AM
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You know, at first I thought the men's room / WMD connection had something to do with the menacing properties of the phallus. But then I realized it was about poop.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:25 AM
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nobody has mentioned shock & awe. The collateral damage is much higher than they show on C-SPAN.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:25 AM
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And then I realized it was the phallus all along.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:26 AM
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Standpipe, a lovely two sentences.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:26 AM
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Thanks, text. I aim to please. (Mineshaft, yadda yadda.)


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:32 AM
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From the smell in here, I'd guess that the eruption at the UN oil-for-food program has been massively underestimated!


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:35 AM
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You know, just saying "corruption" would have worked just as well, and the confusion would be less.

Please edit appropriately in your mind.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:36 AM
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On an almost related tangent...


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:51 AM
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We need a containment unit here, asap.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 9:57 AM
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Colon Powell must be presenting his testimony in here.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 10:03 AM
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His favourite mogul, his dream magnate, is, naturally, Rupert Murdoch. He whimpers with adoration about his first meeting in New York, where he is summoned to be sized up for the editorship of the News of the World:

Murdoch drifted in like a ghost, literally creeping up on us without any fanfare at all. I'd heard this was his deadliest weapon, his ability to just appear and scare the daylights out of you. It can be especially unnerving in the loo apparently. I mean, what the hell do you say standing next to the world's most powerful tycoon with your flies open?


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 10:06 AM
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"Show me yours?"


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 10:09 AM
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All human life begins as feces.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 10:19 AM
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This thread seems to have petered out prematurely.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 11:16 AM
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Roger that.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 11:18 AM
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No sense in drawing it out longer than necessary.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 12:02 PM
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re: #24

"This water sure is cold isn't it?"

- or -

(turn to him midstream and say)

"Say, aren't you Rupert Murdoch?"


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 05- 4-05 12:03 PM
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