Re: Kids Today

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The worst part is that the kid's phone really was a piece of poo, and he was playing make-believe and trying to fit in with the other kids.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 1:58 PM
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Times were so much simpler when we could simply whip out our dicks.

Sigh.


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 1:58 PM
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Times were so much simpler when we could simply whip out our dicks.

Yesterday blue balls, today Bluetooth...


Posted by: DominEditrix | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 2:01 PM
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we could simply whip out our dicks.

[whiiiiiip] Can you hear me now?

Maybe you just have a better version than mine, but my dick has always gotten totally shitty reception.

At the Mineshaft.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 2:05 PM
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the kid's phone really was a piece of poo

Did nobody tell him he had to run a waxed string to another piece of poo for it to work? What are they teaching these kids in school today?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 2:06 PM
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but the phone-of-poo came isn't new. Fond memories ...


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 2:07 PM
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what's with Ogged's phone fetish?


Posted by: mike d | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 2:07 PM
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At the... d'oh!


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 2:07 PM
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the older ones are always bigger and clunkier. They can't even fit in your pocket.

ATM


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 2:08 PM
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what's with Ogged's phone fetish?

Fuck that--what's with his prebubescent kid fetish?

(Two posts in two days, people. That's all I meant. Get your minds out of the gutter.)


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 2:17 PM
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prebubescent

Is that a gender-specific variant?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 2:19 PM
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Nice. Fuck.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 2:22 PM
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खाउ आलु पोलेको, खाउ आलु पोलेको

चिक्या जस्तो हुंदैन छोलेको

बल्ल पर्यो निर्माया माकुरी जालैमा


Posted by: पांचु | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 3:11 PM
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Hey, a new guy


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 3:13 PM
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Man, someone posts with a gender-neutral handle and everyone just assumes it's a guy.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 3:17 PM
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The text of the comment makes it pretty obvious.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 3:30 PM
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"poo" ?

Runny green shit, I'm disappointed at the scatological lexicon of today's youth.


Posted by: mikez | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 4:27 PM
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पांचु :

I think you meant "लैमा्यउ " there.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 4:32 PM
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Anyone know what language that is? Thai? Sanskrit??

Anyway it's the coolest-looking Viagra spam I've ever seen!


Posted by: Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 4:41 PM
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It's Mandarin Chinese, Mills. I thought you had lived in China?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 4:43 PM
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Viagra Indic!


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 4:43 PM
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I think it's one of (Asian) Indian languages, as pretty much all the google hits on paachu are for Indian sites.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 5:08 PM
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That's what I said, only in fewer words and with a bonus cock joke.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 5:12 PM
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i'm pretty sure it's Sandskrit, which i thought was just for Hindi


Posted by: mike d | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 5:15 PM
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Hindi and Sanskrit are both languages. Devanagari is the script used to write them.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 5:24 PM
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SB angry! Attention must be paid.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 5:27 PM
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Appease me! Or I'll eat a stable full of teensy ponies.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-10-05 5:35 PM
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