Re: Vacation Advice

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Disney World is cleaner.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 9:55 AM
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Well that settles it.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 9:56 AM
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Maybe even whiter.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 9:58 AM
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The cleanliness thing has been a Disney selling point for years but I hope by "crowd control" he meant the lines for rides and not something else.


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 10:10 AM
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I think the animatronics are more lifelike, too. And it has Captain EO.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 10:12 AM
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Oooo. Is Captian EO still happening? I might have to check that out one day.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 10:13 AM
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Oops, no more Captain EO. (Warning: linked page has spoilers.)


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 10:15 AM
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I'm pretty sure Captain EO has been, er, mustered out. Maybe even a Section VIII.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 10:16 AM
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Jinx.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 10:17 AM
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I liked Flash Mountain while it lasted, but then again, I would.


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 10:19 AM
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I hope that, after the fall of the Berlin wall, both Democrats and Republicans, in the spirit of bipartisianship, can agree that Disneyland was right to keep the dirty hippies out.


Posted by: JoeO | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 10:31 AM
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I just realized I've been violating jinx ettiquite for the last two days. Unfortunately, pointing it out and abjectly apologizing can only exacerbate the error.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 11:44 AM
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Oh, we're not taking that seriously, are we? Come back, Standpipe Bridgeplate!


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 11:46 AM
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Howdy.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 11:53 AM
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Does that coworker know you at all? Cause judging from your online persona, you'd bitch the nonstop while you were there. If they even let you in. (not sure how far they extend that crowd control)


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:16 PM
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If they even let you in.

Oh, they'll let in any of us, alright. Then we'll bitch the nonstop about the incorrect spelling.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:29 PM
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I like "bitch the nonstop." I'm putting it on the shelf beside "fuck to oboe."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:30 PM
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Ah, but "bitch[ed] the nonstop" is a potentially meaningful phrase - it could mean, for example, that a pilot screwed up a non-stop flight. "Fuck to oboe" does not have that virtue.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:40 PM
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But "bitch" does not mean "screw up", and, without prepositional assistance (eg "bitch out") is not transitive.

YOU LOSE TIM


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:42 PM
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"Fuck to oboe" does not have that virtue.

Au contraire, mon frere. Depends on what you put on the stereo for panky accompaniment now, doesn't it?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:43 PM
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Or, if the oboe is on the other end of the bed as you and your partner, it could be a command.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:44 PM
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I'm telling you, those high reeds put the swing in my schwing.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:46 PM
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If, say, every thrust moved you and your partner a bit closer to said reed.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:47 PM
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Double reeds, eh? Kinky.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:49 PM
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Double reeds

sounds like visually scanning Orwellian language.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:51 PM
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Double reeds, eh?

Awww, yeah. Donna and Rex, baby.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:53 PM
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Bitch: Definition, Synonyms and Much More From Answers.com

v.tr.

To botch; bungle. Often used with up.

I guess I'd argue that often implies not always. Bitch.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:55 PM
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What's kinky is fantasizing about sibling incest, such as having a sister-lust, or a Frère-Jones.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 1:59 PM
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Bitch means botch. I did not know that. Somehow BotchPhD paints an altogether different picture.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:00 PM
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Nice.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:00 PM
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30 was to 28.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:01 PM
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That's a new one on me too. And boy howdy is Standpipe Bridgeplate banned.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:01 PM
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Wait, "bitch up" is regularly used when not preceded by "smack my"?

859 times, apparently.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:02 PM
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having a sister-lust

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:02 PM
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Ogged appreciates me, I can tell.

(Thanks, Joe.)


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-16-05 2:09 PM
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