That's scary. Almost as scary as this.
But not even in the same Halloween party as this.
Now this is a post that makes me happy. It reminds me of this:
Dark and lonely on a summer's night.
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L my land lord
"Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Whitey's on the moon)
The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Whitey's on the moon)"
Yes, Sweetie, Mommy's Heard of Gil Scott-Heron.
Matt W:
That's good!
SCMT:
All time best SNL skit? Perhaps...
Also, I've got an ARM, you bastards.
baa, you're breaking my heart. About the mortgage, I mean.
But you can hedge against an interest rate rise, can't you? (Though, I assume, people don't; I assume hedging would usually leave you in a slightly worse spot than getting a normal loan would. Hmmm.)
Oh, and the best SNL skit of all time might have been Jesse Jackson as the host of the game show "The Question is Moot."
Depending on when you got that ARM, Yglesias mocked you today.
Jesse Jackson reading Green Eggs and Ham was awfully funny, but their send-ups of the Gore/Bush debates were nothing short of amazing. (Strategery. Lockbox.)
That was a quality episode. I also liked the "tippy turtle" cartoon.
As far as the mortgage goes, weep not! Based on the numbers I ran , even if my ARM increases to the maximum every year, it only becomes an NPV-negative decision (vs. fixed rate) in year 8-9 of my mortgage. I'll be living in the Cayman Islands as Dr. Nguyen Van Thuc by then.
One of the best full episodes, though, was the Patrick Swayze episode. It featured:
1. One Ton Of Fan Mail
2. Hans and Franz, with Franz (I believe) dreaming of Patrick Swayze taking him away on a white horse
3. The Chippendales Skit with Chris Farley
4. Other funny things
Apostropher, wherever you are, someone just did a trackback to this post.
So did you do something to fix it or did it magically heal itself?
Isn't it your job to [redacted by ogged], ogged?
Well, be happy. My site appears to be getting steadily sicker - and not in the way that I like. I may have to switch hosting companies. This has gotten ridiculous.
I'll just pretend I didn't see that Mary Kay thing up there.
I thought that was common knowledge.
It's only been a week, but Site5 seems like a pretty great host.
I don't think so, Ben. If I've mentioned it in the past on the blog, my apologies.
There was a comment by, I think, SCMT for which I'm now googling frantically.
I wonder if Bhoutros Bhoutros-Ghali has called up ac's friend recently.
I found it, but now I'm not sure if I should link to it. Suffice it to say it didn't show quite as much information as I thought it had.
I wonder if Bhoutros Bhoutros-Ghali
For God's sake, don't use his real name! He means, uh, Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje.
About the only thing I was sure about concerning your job was that it somehow involved you having a high level of familiarity with different types of office desk chairs.
I must have read the same thing Ben did, because I had a serious hunch that ogged was in the cosmetics industry.
That seems much sadder, to pine for Bhoutros Bhoutros-Ghali. But perhaps someone, somewhere, is doing this.
Ogged, you dick, you told me you paid cash for that pink Caddy.
Oh, if only my Bhoutros Bhoutros Bhoutros were in my arms again...
I have led us astray. Bhoutros is Boutros. Darling Boutros, forgive me.
Bhoutros is Boutros.
And the Koran is the Qu'ran and Ghadafi is Qaddafi. I think you're on safe ground.
All those Muslim names look the same to you...
Pity about Harry Potter and that poor drowned girl. That Chappaquidditch is the Devil's game.
Yes, by ICDSoft. I will say this, though: their support desk is lightning fast and their rates are dirt cheap.
Should we leave a permanent "juxtaposition" thread up for you, SB?
That's okay, I'll get a room.
31, I think. See, "golly" and "Ghali" sound similar, so it was, like, you know.