Pity party in the comments! WOo.
Just so everyone knows, Unf is no longer single.
I thought Unf was married. Not accurate?
At least such is my assumption. Maybe he is single.
Is he bigger than a breadbox?
Why won't he pull the trigger? Commitment issues? Afraid of her response if he asks? (Please let Una's f be a regular reader.)
Err. "Please let Unf's girlfriend be a regular reader of comments."
I think he's fast approaching the moment of trigger-pulling, Timbot.
Is he bigger than a breadbox?
If I make fun of Unf now, in 18 months I'll weigh 300 pounds.
I think you just long for the days when none of us was around. Shit, Ben wasn't even born yet!
Although, to be fair, you and Bob did seem able to craft the exact same amount of content in 4 comments that we now take 100 to generate. Unfogged Classic: it's efficient, but no cock jokes!
none of us was around
Not so. Scroll down on that page to "Boy Meets Girl."
But that was the main point of your post, Chops. And it was wrong. So, so wrong.
I may be wrong tonight, Madame, but you shall always be ugly.
I don't quite know how to feel about the fact that I understand comment 13.
Based on 12 you're a member of the old school, Michael.
ATM. Was that one of the whitest sentences ever?
Yea, verily it is so, dawg.
Somehow, I don't think that this post would have gone uncommented upon in today's environment.
It was a more innocent, quieter time, to be sure.
I think he's fast approaching the moment of trigger-pulling, Timbot.
Given her line of work, that would be an interesting means of proposing.
-a mere two months away from being dumped on my ass
So ... you lied to us?
Just before I got back from that exciting adventure, she dumped me.
Who is Bob anyway? We newbies don't understand the persistence of Vietnamese hoagie-loving hippies on the masthead.
What do you mean "who is Bob?" You mean howcome you know just as much about him as you do about the rest of the bloggers here? You can look at his posts, if you like.
As for whether Bob is still with us, well, his login still works, so you never know.
His posts. Pshaw. I don't have time for historical bloggers. We live in the NOW. I don't even see pleas for him to post, as I see periodically for Unf. It's almost as if you've given up on him too? Bob, show yourself!
So you mean "what's the deal with Bob?" That's a different question entirely. Bob, I think I'm allowed to say, is doing a big ol' career change, and doesn't have time for our silliness. I think he did say that when he gets a bit more settled, he might share the whole story with us. You don't see people clamoring for him, I think, because he pretty much stopped blogging before this became a massive chat room, and because everyone is nervous about adding someone of apparently good character to the mix (though I think he's corruptible).
Well that's reasonable. Sorry for being excitable, Bob. I'm sure you're lovely.
I'm not imagining the Zevon reference in 30, am I?
Didn't we establish that Bob starts posting whenever a woman joins the crew? (Small sample size; results may not be significant.)