Can we do it in real space but fake time, please?
I want to know where Labs gets his information about the size of the readership.
This better not conflict with the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con.
Joe, I can only assume that you're making fun of Science Fiction, and on behalf of Gary Farber, I rebuke you mightily.
Nah, it's a reference to The Simpsons making fun of Science Fiction.
I think it would work ten times better with two more syllables. "Tri-coun[ty]-bi-mon-sci-fi-con", say. "Coun" pronounced "cun".
I want to know where Labs gets his information about the size of the readership.
That would be the enormous, hand-stretched readership, right? Maybe it's strap-on feet he needs.
I suggest some conveniently located public bathroom.
How about this?
"Unfogged the Broadway Musical: Come for in-joke #14, stay for the size of the membership"
It can't be at The Mineshaft, because The Minshaft already serves a different purpose. It's the Unfogged counterpart to "Drinking Liberally"; rather than lefties getting to know each other better over drinks, lefties get to know each other better over hot man-on-man action.
Do they call it the oil well in texas?
Here in North Carolina, it might be the Tar Hole.
In Minnesota, it might be the Giant Gaping Strip Mine with Bonus Asbestos, um, Hole.
Or the Ice Hole, which has a ring all its own.
Florida: Sinkhole.
North Carolina: Tar Hole.
D.C.: Capitole.
Iowa: The Cornhole
New Mexico: Carl's Bad Caverns
I guess the Show Me State doesn't even need a pun, but you can still meat me in St. Louis.
I suggest some conveniently located public
bathroom.
The bathroom: Shithole.
at this point, I think I'm just coming up with holes. I'm stopping.
Illinois - Bass hole
New Mexico: Carl's Bad Caverns
Bravo!
Wisconsin - Badger den
Minnesota - Gopher broke
Chicago - El hole
The Chunnel sounds really dirty.