I've found that the best way to ensure that I post is to announce that I won't be posting for a while. Then the posts just roll right out. Not sure why that is. Maybe I should announce that I won't quit smoking.
She's gonna tell you to get off of her eventually.
I was totally going to make a play for you, but then your clingy boyfriend ruined that plan.
(First I thought you were offering to buy the apostropher a drink for hilarious 3.)
Ogged, I'd buy you a drink too, and I totally dumped my clingy boyfriend.
Ogged doesn't drink. Except the rare occasion when he does.
Funny, I don't expect to be posting much either. If only it got *me* dates.
5: That's right! I'm well aware of women's helplessness in the face of the raw sexual charisma that inevitably accompanies blogebrity. Why do you think I came to Chicago this weekend, anyway? I'm one step ahead of you, ogged.
boo. well, give us an email if you're free for a bit this weekend. i'll buy you lots of booze. and you can retain your anonymity if you like. just wear an awesome mask.
I'll do that. It's a bit of a busy weekend, but it would be fun to have a get together. (You don't mind if I just start deleting all of Tom's comments, do you?)
I'm not sure what good it would do, seeing as I'm already banned.
And I'm well ahead of Tom. I sent my girlfriend far away from the likes of Ogged—almost out of range of the Internet!
I wouldn't have believed that claiming that you could "send" you girlfriend anywhere would be the wisest move as she moves to a country thick with porn-mustachioed men was the wisest course.
porn-mustachioed men
I don't think there's any escaping Fontana Labs.
Recent experimental evidence suggests that a porn moustache becomes inescapable at about 6.5 Jeremies, a limit Fontana's is known to exceed.
I read 18 and realize that w-lfs-n really isn't checking in on us. Fuck to oboe.
I, on the other hand, just felt sorry for you.