Re: C'mon, Smile

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I hate it when people ask me to smile.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 11:58 AM
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People ask you to smile?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:02 PM
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If you wore an iron mask, as I suggested yesterday, people probably wouldn't ask.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:04 PM
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An indication that SB is a woman?


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:12 PM
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Ogged, didn't you?


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:14 PM
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Quite right about the iron mask. Also I could pin notes to myself with refrigerator magnets. What's not to like, really.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:24 PM
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I think of SB as a Tiresias. I could see an iron mask going with this.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:29 PM
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I think of SB as a Tiresias.

The question is, is SB Tiresias as a man, or Tiresias as a woman? Can we keep a pair of coupling snakes around, just in case?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:33 PM
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Why use a refrigerator magnet when for ~$10 you can get a rare-earth magnet with greater than 100 pounds of pull?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:34 PM
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Ben, stop interrupting our flights of fancy with practical details.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:36 PM
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Paul Theroux she* ain't, thank God. Note the Rasta-themed T-shirt -- no wonder they're so nice over there.

*Susan, the ostensible topic of this thread. Let's have a little thread-discipline here, guys.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:38 PM
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Sufficiently creative persons would have seen both 8 and 9 as fanciful flight furtherances.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:39 PM
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Sufficiently sharp persons would have seen 10 as ironic.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:43 PM
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Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers pwned joo.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:44 PM
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anti-Semeet!


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:56 PM
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That was a very lovely post. It reminds me of some of the stories about the depression when there was a distinction between a hobo and a bum.


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:56 PM
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I'm talking to Susan right now—she says Tom Hilde's an Aggie? Is that so?


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:56 PM
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That's not right. He's an adjunct at Maryland or something IIRC.

(Uh, I shouldn't be the one guiding this post off the rails. Back to Susan! Lovely writing indeed.)


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 12:59 PM
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You're annoyed that he might be disgracing your alma mater?


Posted by: matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 1:02 PM
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there was a distinction between a hobo and a bum

A hobo is a migratory worker; a tramp is a migratory non-worker; a bum is a non-migratory non-worker. These are technical terms of hobology. If you don't believe me you can look it up.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 1:03 PM
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But didn't hoboes go 'on the bum'? I mean, not just when they were being tossed off trains.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 1:05 PM
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slolerner,

I believe you. I even said there was a distinction. Nowadays everythings seems to fall under "homeless."


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 1:06 PM
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Uh, maybe? I think you've just shot past the limits on my knowledge of hobological terminology.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 1:07 PM
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I gotcha, Tripp; I was just supplying some unneeded erudition where none was requested.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 1:08 PM
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A structure-preserving map on itinerant laborers is thus a hobomorphism.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 1:10 PM
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Although the OED includes an entry for "homeless" as a class of person in 1809, the OED entry for homeless as a class of person dates only from 2004, which leads me to believe that "homeless" is almost certainly a recent neologism intended to thwart the casting of such aspersions as "bum" would imply. Like how "jungles" are now all "rain forests" and "jungle gyms," "play structures."


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 1:12 PM
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19: Something like that, something like that. Aren't you aligned with one of those season spoilers?


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 1:18 PM
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We're all spoilers, saith Easterbrook (scroll way, way down to "Texas: Land of Poor Sportsmanship"). Gig 'em!


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 1:23 PM
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About Susan's post - I think there's an inverse relationship between charm and efficiency. Charm is what you use to get things done instead of well-run government, or businesslike, rationalized procedures. Charm and/or bribes.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 1:23 PM
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I regret rehashing an old discussion, but I'm intensely curious: Ogged, in what way was this post not earnest? Or is earnest self-expression not in itself a sufficient condition for indicating personal earnestness?


Posted by: andrew | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 3:53 AM
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Well, it's funny, which I don't associate with earnest, and it doesn't seem to reach for more or greater meaning than is there in the story itself.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:40 AM
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