Re: Twitch

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Enlarge your penis!


Posted by: tweedledopey | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 6:18 PM
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He said he'd be without computer.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 6:50 PM
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mmmm, meaty


Posted by: profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 7:02 PM
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I hesitate to click on your link, PG, for fear that 3 is in response to 1.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 7:10 PM
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Would you like to make more sex? Sure, we all do.


Posted by: Pete "Pipi" Gland-Dabster | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:26 PM
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C'mon, that's a little baroque for you, SB.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:29 PM
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Please 'splain.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:31 PM
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I thought your pseudonym's pseudonym was, you know, gilding the lily.

Unless -- that's your real name!!


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:32 PM
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I thought it would be appropriate to use one of my porn -themed names.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:36 PM
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Not fair. Some of us don't have enough letters for that.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:40 PM
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You're welcome to borrow some of mine. Last time I tried to shed a couple, though, ogged's eyes red-lined the gagoing-o-meter and he called me an impostor. So proceed with caution.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:48 PM
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Len R. Losr isn't the best porn name, I suppose.

Rose Lllrn? You need more vowels.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:50 PM
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Or move to Wales.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:50 PM
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Click here to get Cymru and ke ep going a1l nite!


Posted by: Stndpp Brdgplt | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 9:57 PM
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Len R. Losr isn't the best porn name, I suppose.

Rose Lllrn? You need more vowels.

Like Rrose Selavy.


Posted by: Kriston | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 10:47 PM
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I want one of these names!

Best I can come up with is grop l. frrr -- with the stipulation that I want one of those lines over the o to make it a long o. :)


Posted by: profgrrrrl | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 10:51 PM
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I think I've already annoyed dsquared enough without faking Welshness.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 11:10 PM
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Of course, if you like birds and spell out slow learner, you can have "all wren eros," which I imagine blinking in red neon over the seedy streets....


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 11:13 PM
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NB: Noseflow.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 09-20-05 11:48 PM
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If I use my first and last name, we arrive at this:

Ben W: forgoe fry

Sorry, Ben. No more bacon for you. The spirits have spoken.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:17 AM
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Rearranging my real name (Russ Barnes) yields Ass Burners, which is particularly appropriate here. And at the Mineshaft. Apostropher: Hot Rape Pros.


Posted by: Incontinetntia | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:37 AM
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I have no idea how that non-word got into the name field of the previous comment.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:38 AM
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rearranging my full name (middle name included) yields the following: mannish guy available.

maybe it's true that all "women" posing as such on the internet are actually men.


Posted by: silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 7:50 AM
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Gayer Motel?

Eat Me Glory?

Oral Gym Tee?

El Meat Orgy?

Meaty Ogler?

Merely Goat?


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:00 AM
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I'm afraid the best I can do is .L.


Posted by: L. | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:04 AM
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16: macron.


Posted by: L. | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:05 AM
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Rre 15:

Dans le sommeil de Rrose Sélavy il ya un nain sorti d'un puits qui vient manger son pain, la nuit.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:06 AM
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Halt! Rid zebra!


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:10 AM
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Benjamin w-lfs-n: Jewsnob Onanfilm.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:11 AM
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That may not have been in good taste.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:16 AM
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Fontana Labs = Banana Lofts.

Perhaps the opposite of the mineshaft.


Posted by: silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:28 AM
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That's the upstairs lounge at The Mineshaft.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:30 AM
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But it does suggest "juice knob" and so "knob juice", which brings us by a commodeless, viscous rejerkulation back to goopy liquids and environs.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:33 AM
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Panic broke out when there was an Egg Found at the Banana Lofts. It's strictly bananas-only allowed.

It's a VIP room, after all.


Posted by: silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:34 AM
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Matthew Yglesias = With Gayest Males.

ATM.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:48 AM
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Magic nun henna zen ile bath.

(That's including my middle name.)


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:49 AM
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Tia Maria gets you something you might sing at the moment of climax: Mait Aria.

Or maybe what one hip hop artist said to the other when asked how hard he wanted it: "ram, aaiit."


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:51 AM
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Magic nun henna zen ile bath = I'm a thin, zen, changeable nun.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:52 AM
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So true, really.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:54 AM
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Wow.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 8:57 AM
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You could call your blog "Ace Permuted Gets Reflective".


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:00 AM
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40: Oww

Or, what you say after a too-long night at the mineshaft.


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:01 AM
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I would beware of ac -- although this zen nun thing sounds pretty peaceful,

In Men he hunt, Cannibal Gaze


Posted by: silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:02 AM
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42 - But not at the Banana Lofts, where activities are restricted to knob-juicing only.


Posted by: silvana | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:03 AM
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I'm not sure I'll ever be able to improve on M.C. Weiner.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:20 AM
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Although.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:22 AM
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Ogged's real name is just about useless for anagrams, by the way.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:32 AM
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I've got joc shrines


Posted by: Sam K | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:33 AM
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Apo, I didn't know you were one of the Elect. Now I feel extra special for having seen your nipple.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:37 AM
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Now I can't remember what moved me to tell him my real name.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:38 AM
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A Melody Jar.

Major Delay.

Army Lad Joe!

Mad Joy Earl.

Alarmed Joy.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:41 AM
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Ah, I found it. Ok, that was a good reason.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:41 AM
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You need a real name to post bail for somebody.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 9:44 AM
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41 in re what?


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:08 AM
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In re 38, some deduction, and a pop culture reference. Should I elaborate?


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:36 AM
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Ah. I get the pop culture reference. That did have a familiar ring.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-21-05 11:48 AM
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