Ogged, you're a goatfondler. And I mean that.
I remember thinking, as I watched the second Twin Tower crash to the ground, "We're all warlock goatfondlers now."
how should it be taken if I called a fellow a sodomite emperor?
a sodomite emperor of the cretin toddler-fuckers?
Whoa, text, let's moustache one epithet at a time.
I thought this called for a link from the mineshaft, but it's not exactly SFW. It could be pasted, if people don't mind.
In that case, a moustachioed warlock goatfondler -- would that be an insult? By the law of moustaches it would have to be. But it has a very "hail good fellow" sound to it.
In that case, a moustachioed warlock goatfondler -- would that be an insult? By the law of moustaches it would have to be. But it has a very "hail good fellow" sound to it.
I see no contradiction here. Often, the antonym of a word is used in place of the original word itself. In the 80's, you might recall, "bad" meant "good", and in some cases "exceptional".
This is an interesting feature of the moustache theory, but more generally relating to the concept of "opposite": thing (a), and thing (a) with a moustache, can be both the opposite of one another and the same. Thus, applying a moustache to a compliment simply adds another dimension to the compliment, making it simultaneously insulting and complimentary at once.
This strikes me as a real September 10 conversation.
Shouldn't it be "M.F. wizahd cocksuckah" in order to be down with the street?
"...wizahd cocksuckah"...down with the street
Or, as spoken by Mayor Quimby.
Joe, you moustachioed warlock goatfondler, you've got it.
Brilliant Joe D in 10. (13 too in response to 12.) I think we should collaboratively write a text on the theory of the moustache (to be edited and approved by text) and then submit it to a major journal.
Shouldn't it be "M.F. wizahd cocksuckah" in order to be down with the street?
Guess it depends on what street you live on, John. Everybody would stare blankly, then edge a few feet away here in NC.
A .txt file is NSFW? I ask because I'm at work, see.
I clicked it anyhow. Only marginally worse than about 1/2 the comment threads here.
It's SFW as long as your cows can't read the words on the screen.
Hey, I know I'm from the South and all, but I don't bring my cows to work with me.
Then whom you ork down yonder?
There was some kid in a movie or on a tv show who would use 'wizard' as an adjective of praise like that, but I can't for the life of me remember who it was.
I think he was some sort of sidekick to the main character.
I've always found it difficult to communicate with the vacant-eyed NC street.
I'm sorry, does everyone else really take a look at Gandalf and think, "yessir, I'd like to go down on that?" Because I certainly don't and while I agree with the principle of this suggestion, the execution is rather . . .not working for me.
Warlock might work better were it not for the rhyme.
I've had difficulty communicating with streets of all varieties, though I am generally sloshed before attempting such, and must be, in order to attain the proper proximity.
It is not the streets who are vacant-eyed, but the speaker.
Saheli, you cretin toddler-fucker. With a moustache.
yeah, okay, and I *really* don't like the t-f one either. I think I'll come back tomorrow.
I'm sorry, does everyone else really take a look at Gandalf and think, "yessir, I'd like to go down on that?"
"Wizard" is not a noun here, though.
And even if it were, Gandalf (who is not the only wizard), would be going down on you.
Has anyone figured out when this slash was written?
In the books, Eomer is kinda interesting but not all that; the movie, though, cast a total hottie for Eomer and thus expanded his importance. So either 1) this slash-dotter is responding to the hotness of the Eomer of the movies or 2) this slash-dotter is a much keener reader than I.
Sub-possibilities of 2): the slash-dotter was unwilling to contemplate Ent-on-Wizard or Hobbit-on-Wizard rape.
Oh, and I feel tainted by having read and contemplated this despicable, despicable link, natuerlich.
You don't even want to know what Rhadagast the Brown is into.
Ent-on-Wizard
I think that may have been slyly alluded to here.
Spotting a pair of old reigns hanging on the wall, Eomer quickly retrieved them.
He appeared to have selected Queen Anne (1702–1714) and Emperor Norton (1859–1880). "Yes, you'll do nicely", he thought to himself.
I hear that Friedrich Wilheim II was also into teh alternative lifestyles.
Man, I totally should have used Catherine the Great or Lucrezia Borgia. Though I guess the latter didn't really have a reign.
"Wizard" is not a noun here, though.
Right. "Wizard" functions as an intensifier, like the "stone" in "stone dead", while "cocksucker", like the "killer" in "killer ride", functions as an adjective. Come to think of it, "stone killer" (note, has nothing to do with killing stones) would be a decent PG version of the phrase under discussion.
I'm increasingly attracted to "warlock suck-cock." It sounds like the sort of malformed word that turns up in the less good fantasy work.
Ent-on-Wizard
I think that may have been slyly alluded to here.
Wasn't there some hot ent action going on in the Evil Dead movies?