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Become a carnie.

Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 11-23-05 9:58 AM

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Take up mime. First thing to learn to mime: "I don't know what I'm doing. Help!"

ash

['Responsible. Heh heh.']

Posted by: ash | Link to this comment | 11-23-05 11:08 AM

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"Eenie Meanie" ought to have been a title for a post about the Nanometer Silver Cryptomorphic Condom.

Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 11-23-05 11:16 AM