I question your judgment.
Boy, you really weren't enjoying that thread, were you?
I am not going to let my goat be got.
That, my friend, is a fatty-boombalatty. Damn.
Instead of crying in your ice cream, try Mournful Oatmeal.
I'd need to see the new Wacholder from behind to judge properly, but I suspect I'd find the new one hotter than the old.
7 - yes, especially if tanned and oiled as in the old shot.
Given that 2D pictures effectively add 10 to 20 pounds, she's gone from borderline anoxeric to very very thin.
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What the fuck does "goes ninezero" mean? Wacky Californians.
What is wrong with you people? Rachel is hottt. I'd need to see the old one from the front to be sure, but I suspect I also like the new one better.
Also.
Do women have goats?
Ogged doesn't seem entirely comfortable with this reconciliation.
I think you're wrong, Ogged. She's more tanned and shiny in photo 1, making light reflect off her in flattering ways. Photo 2 seems to be framed to focus on her stomach, so it's impossible to judge proportions. And that's an ugly bikini.
Argh, I see on preview that others have made all my points. I'm posting this anyway, so there.
I'm with the rest of them: the new chyck is better. But, then, I don't share ogged's fascination with gender ambiguous figures.
He's only trying to goad you, Weiner.
I am a member of the school which believes ogged now possesses the goats of anyone who discussed differences between the two pictures.
I agree with JM that the bikini in the new picture is really ugly.
Her stomach does look a bit pudgy, but pale skin maximizes flaws in a way that tanned skin doesn't.
And it's not fair to compare a front shot with a back shot.
All of these points have (more or less) been made already, but I didn't see them coming from a female commenter.
All of these points have (more or less) been made already, but I didn't see them coming from a female commenter.
What's Jackmormon, chopped Daughter of Perdition?
OK, so here's my take:
I prefer pale to tanned and oily anyway. Also, in general, front views to back views. And in this picture you can see that she's very pretty and has a nice smile. The bikini doesn't provide push-and-thrust action, but not everyone can be Queen of England--that's the way they're supposed to be. Her midsection does not look like a rigid machine-tooled surface but I refuse to count that a flaw.
chopped Daughter of Perdition
I like that.
And what's more, she looks like she's undergoing orangutan gene therapy.
J/m, I hope you'll join me in being cast into outer darkness, where I just bought a 2-bedroom condo.
she's undergoing orangutan gene therapy
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
She doesn't look all that different to me in those two photos. Okay, maybe she's slightly heavier in the second photo, but I think that's just bc I'm looking for it now. As people have noted, different photo situations may affect how she appears. I agree w/Weiner that she looks like a perfectly healthy, attractive, happy, realistic person in the 2nd photo. And hott. And I'm not gay. AFAIK. I think a little extra something something on one's body contributes to hottness. You need something to hold on to and who wants to hold onto all kinds of angularity?
I hope you'll join me in being cast into outer darkness
Given my handle, that fate is axiomatic. At least Ogged will take care of my goats while I gnash my teeth for eternity.
a little extra something something on one's body contributes to hottness.
Then this is going to make you all moist, Annie.
P.S. I don't believe ogged thinks she's fat now. And yes, that bikini is ugly.
How the hell did the word "thrust" wind up in 20? Maybe I was thinking of "upthrust."
Last night I was reading a novel in which a woman wears a too-small bra for possibly related purposes, but the word used there was "uplift." (Note: Ensuing activities are less pleasurable than Buckley's.)
On the upside, ogged, the end of your Wacholder crush makes it even more unlikely that you'll ever have to watch her give birth. High five!
27: How do you find this stuff? What did you search for to get that link?
29: re: 'push and thrust': I believe the technical term, in lingerie department lingo, is 'lift and separate'.
apo -- gives whole new meaning to the name "Dick Armey".
As happens, one is slightly larger than the other.
31 - I read the story when it came out (don't remember how I found it originally) and remembered it. I just googled penis arm.
34: I understand that one usually is slightly larger than the other.
That guy apo linked to - the one who grew his penis on his arm - could probably use some new short sleeved shirts right about now.
35: Hey, those are my measurements? How did you find out?
Athletic women have thick legs. So so dancers. Get used to it.
If you don't get a chubby off that allegedly "fat" picture, you've caught teh ghey somehwere.
"The magazine of Southern California's growth corridor"?
What are you doing trolling the internets for Rachel Wacholder? Aren't you supposed to be obsessing over Paul Deignan? You two-timing hussy.
Ok, I'm too late to this thread to add my, "Whatchoo talkin' about, Ogged?" but, to 41: word.
re 41 & 44: what if you're a woman?
re 42: that is noteworthy, but the weirdness of "goes ninezero" supersedes it.
Supercedes, I meant to write "supercedes".
Damn. Nice catch, washerdreyer.
(Or I could claim that I assumed "chubby" was meant as some kind of putative gender-neutral sense of arousal and "teh ghey" was meant in the sense of "the ghey or not the ghey, as appropriate.)
Would now be an appropriate time to bring up the issue of my super seed?
Oh barother!
Good God man.
Sheesh.
And you had to drop the "F" bomb, too!
I agree w/Weiner that she looks like a perfectly healthy, attractive, happy, realistic person in the 2nd photo.
What I was saying above was she looks realistic in the photo, and I should've added 'she'd be really thin in real life.'
And hott.
Ze photo lacks ze toe.
I think a little extra something something on one's body contributes to hottness. You need something to hold on to and who wants to hold onto all kinds of angularity?
Well, evidently, some segments of the male public prefer rum, sodomy and the lash.
ash
['I prefer women, myself.']
Apo can't satisfy you with his little worm, but I can bust you out with my super sperm.
Armsmasher in 34: the "push and thrust" in most of those links isn't what I originally had in mind in 20. Or, maybe it is, but it isn't what I meant to say.
I didn't intend to misportray your pushing and thrusting Weiner.
Armsmasher,
Good one!
Sometimes they just seem to fall in the lap don't they?
52: I was hoping for Cait O'Riordan -- keira is fairly similar, actually.
Google Image has exactly one Cait picture posted. Elvis Costello is as evil as Phil Spector, who ruined Ms. Ronette's life.
Kate came to the British Isles in 1967 at the age of two, a regugee from the Nigerian civil war.
Sometimes they just seem to fall in the lap don't they?
They've got pills for that, though I think most of the specific names are on the spam blacklist.
Sometimes they just seem to fall in the lap don't they?
When I see one, I like to leap on it.
Remind me to keep my lap under the table during the breakfast tacos.
As if Sausagely and I own a table!
Yeah, apostropher, help a sister out?
(My guess is that he's looking for 'and' phrases that are humorous in the context, perhaps for not quite fitting, but somewhat relevant. "Divide and conquer" because, well, there's two, and PB&J, let's just say you should avoid the crunchy. But neither of them is quite a sequitur. OTOH I know that I cannot match the apostropher's fine mind.)
I just stumbled across this in Flickr. The circle of life continues.
