Re: Happy Rutting

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$2000 in the piggy bank for the black 6-series?


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 9:51 AM
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Never. I do covet the Honda Odyssey, however.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 9:56 AM
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Dear god, why?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:04 AM
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Because ogged wants to be a stylish serial killer.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:06 AM
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As the ex mockingly explained to friends who asked me the same question a couple of years ago, "It's just so darn practical!" I'm pretty sure the Odyssey-coveting was the real reason I got dumped.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:06 AM
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A terrific utilitarian choice. Howevre, given that you're single, I can only assume you plan to turn it into a shaggin-wagon or you're planning on some extended road trips. Or, you're a serial killer.If the latter, I just want to say that I'm very disappointed in you, Ogged.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:07 AM
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People, serial killers drive vans, not mini-vans.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:08 AM
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You could change all that.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:09 AM
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It's true. I need to think of a type of victim first. Fro-haired Jewish dudes, maybe. First you, then Gladwell, but then who? Art Garfunkel, maybe ("But I'm bald," he'll say with his dying breath).


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:13 AM
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".

Gladwell has a fro? This changes everything.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:17 AM
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People, serial killers drive vans, not mini-vans.

They were limited to vans back in the day. There is no reason to think that they haven't adapted as their options have increased.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:18 AM
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Gladwell has a fro?

Does he ever.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:20 AM
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Gladwell has a fro? This changes everything.

His mother is black, I think. (I was going to say "African American", but realized that he's from Canada, and what's the term for that, anyway?)


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:21 AM
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but then who?

Is Michael Hardt Jewish?


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:23 AM
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Canada is part of America, but, I vote for just using "black."


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:24 AM
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I think BMW is supposed to introduce a minivan this August. Or possibly next.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:34 AM
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Minivans have weird centers of gravity. I always feel like I'm going to tip over when I go around corners.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:42 AM
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People, serial killers drive vans, not mini-vans.

If Ogged is planning on serially killing "little people," though...


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:45 AM
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Is any mfr. bringing out a hybrid minivan anytime soon?

(you know, since this is now the official soccer-mom thread.)


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:45 AM
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Toyota is next year, and the Mercury Mariner almost counts.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:47 AM
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Thanks, apo. Do you know anyone who's had any experience of the Mariner?


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:50 AM
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Do you know anyone who's had any experience of the Mariner?

Is that a euphemism?

If you're asking literally, no.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:52 AM
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If I wanted to talk to someone who's experienced sailors, I'd know where to go.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 10:54 AM
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Apo's Mom's place?


Posted by: Tarrou | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 11:35 AM
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For no reason, here's Apo.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 11:45 AM
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but then who?

Phil Spector.


Posted by: JL | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 11:46 AM
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By owning a minivan you could go against the stereotype of serial killers owning vans.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 12:28 PM
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Subvert the dominant paradigm!


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 12:35 PM
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ogged, you should at least have a stickshift with a cobra on it. And possibly shag carpet. Some airbrushed mermaids swimming next to the Virgin Mary who is weeping with an eagle over a flag while mustangs cavort with skulls adorned with roses wouldn't be amiss, either.

I swear I saw that exact mural on a lowrider the other day.


Posted by: winna | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 1:17 PM
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27: See 18. Possibly, but not automatically.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 1:19 PM
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Why would you want a minivan if you didn't have a bunch of oggedlettes to port around?


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 1:21 PM
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31, see 4. Or 5.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 1:22 PM
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I have a technical bleg. Does anyone know a good, cheap way of teaching oneself Filemaker Pro?


Posted by: bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 4:39 PM
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oggedlettes

They were delicious.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 4:42 PM
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Gladwell has a fro? This changes everything.

No -- wait! -- trust your first instinct on that one.


Posted by: Tyrone Slothrop | Link to this comment | 12-29-05 9:09 PM
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"His mother is black, I think."

Carribean, last I looked, and I'm too lazy to double-check just now, but he's written about his family a number of times, as well as how they've affected his own "racial" perspectives. It's all at his website; you know how to find it. (Tons of great articles there, which, naturally, I've blogged about years ago.)


Posted by: Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 12-30-05 8:35 AM
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You know, Ogged, if you haven't pulled the trigger yet, you might want to check this out: Apple is retiring the PowerBook line and replacing it with the dual core Intel MacBook Pro. 4-5x faster than the current PowerBooks, or so the hype goes.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01-10-06 11:56 AM
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Thanks. Was just (as in really just right now) reading about those. I haven't bought one, and don't really need one just at the moment.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01-10-06 11:58 AM
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Jeez, I skip one thread, and it's the one where Ogged promises to go on a fro-haired Jewish dude killing spree. Not getting into any Honda Odysseys driven by Adrien Brody lookalikes, I tell you that.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 01-10-06 12:01 PM
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