This exchange was followed by gay sex?
At the pool, young Michael, every exchange is followed by gay sex.
So "ATP" means pretty much the same thing as "ATM"?
Good to know (I hate being unsure of proper etiquette). Also, I might add that "Syog" and "Fyog" would be cool names for a couple of Nordic brothers.
Spelled "Sjog" and "Fjog", surely.
At the pool, young Michael, every exchange is followed by gay sex.
A woman and a man at the pool banter wittily for a spell. No one else is present. What follows?
The winner of the banter uses the spell to destroy the loser?
No, they use the spell to change teh sex of the other.
Joe, it's best not to consider my opinion on spelling matters.
This reified gay sex lurks at the pool, and whips itself out when the occasion demands?
A woman and a man at the pool banter wittily for a spell. No one else is present. What follows?
The woman is revealed to be a fa'afafine.
fa'afafine.
The sounds of someone with a stutter paying an attractive person a compliment.
Of course, what people mean is gay sex, during which all fluids must be gently dabbed away within five seconds of their issue.
Phooey on 12, what a wasted opportunity. Do-over!
The woman is revealed to be a fa'afafine.
And the man finds her ho'ototott.
ho'ototott
This term is so racist.
Was Ogged listening to this while knitting?
at the pool gay sex is everywhere and all the time, and it only needs that an exchange occur in order that the gay sex appear.
Sex need not necessarily follow. Was the woman a Swede?
that is to say, in Standpipe's scenario, there was in fact a man behind the man and a woman beneath the woman. So it was and so it shall always be.
ogged is left just standing there, of course.
A woman and a man at the pool banter wittily for a spell. No one else is present. What follows?
A new post by ogged, in which he belatedly ponders the question of whether or not she was hitting on him.
at the pool gay sex is everywhere and all the time
Just like God. "Where two or more are gathered at my pool, there am I in the midst of them."
if you substitute "gay sex" for "god" a lot makes sense.
In the beginning was the word. And the word was "gay sex" and the word was in "gay sex."
Hast thou done "it", "it" thou didst?
Hast thou done "it" in their midst?
Just like God. "Where two or more are gathered at my pool, there am I in the midst of them."
God? Or Standpipe Bridgeplate?
Noodly fucking appendage!
My gay sex! My gay sex! Why hast thou forsaken me?
It was a covenant with the gay sex that led to circumcision.
And then Gay Sex divided the waters above the pool from the waters of the pool.
Thou shalt worship no other gay sex: for the lord, whose name is gay sex, is a jealous gay sex.
What we are is gay sex's gift to us. What we become is our gift to gay sex.
And then Gay Sex divided the waters above the pool
Gay sex of thunder and rock and roll
The spell you're under
Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul
The rainbow is a symbol of gay sex's promise.
When you saw only one set of wet footprints beside the pool, that was when you were riding me.
40: There is something just wrong with you, and I mean that in the most complimentary of ways.
ogged:
The conversations you overhear or take part in are often so perfect that I wonder where, precisely, they occurred....
Suddenly, I understand why women can't be priests.
I wonder where, precisely, they occurred
Just have to keep those ears open. Actually, it's been a long while since I've had a good story like this.
Thanks LB. Perhaps unsurprisingly, I've heard that one before.
Shouldn't we be writing it as "G-y S-x"? After all, God is Love (that dare not speak its name).
SCMT: Often Tom Friedman is there too.
Now you need a term to describe these codgers merrily bantering away about how much they hate their trophy wives. I would suggest "auld cunts", but I am sure that some fucking pansy is going to object that it is sexist or something.
Gay sex, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I directed my browser to unfoyged.com and this site came up.
We are all sinners in the hands of an angry gay sex.
ATM.
There is no gay sex but teh gay sex
My son, if thou wilt receive my words, and hide my commandments with thee;
So that thou incline thine ear unto wisdom, and apply thine heart to understanding;
Yea, if thou criest after worldliness, and liftest up thy voice for experience;
If thou diggeth for her as for silver, and searchest for her as for hid treasures;
Then shalt thou understand the fear of teh gay sex, and find the knowledge of gay sex.
For teh gay sex giveth wisdom: from it cometh knowledge and understanding.
He layeth up sound wisdom for the righteous: he is a buckler to them that walk uprightly.
He keepeth the paths of judgment, and preserveth the way of his saints.
Then shalt thou understand righteousness, and judgment, and equity; yea, every good path.
When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul;
Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee:
To deliver thee from the way of the evil man, from the man that speaketh froward things;
Who leave the paths of uprightness, to walk in the ways of darkness;
Who rejoice to do evil, and delight in the frowardness of the wicked;
Whose ways are crooked, and they froward in their paths:
To deliver thee from the strange woman, even from the stranger which flattereth with her words;
Which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth the covenant of gay sex.
For her house inclineth unto death, and her paths unto the dead.
None that go unto her return again, neither take they hold of the paths of life.
That thou mayest walk in the way of good men, and keep the paths of the righteous.
For the upright shall dwell at the Mineshaft, and the perfect shall remain in it.
But the wicked shall be cut off from the earth, and the transgressors shall be rooted out of it.
From the Book of Jonah:
Then said the GAY SEX, Doest thou well to be angry? So Jonah went out of the city, and sat on the east side of the city, and there made him a booth, and sat under it in the shadow, till he might see what would become of the city.
And the LORD GAY SEX prepared a gourd, and made it to come up over Jonah, that it might be a shadow over his head, to deliver him from his grief. So Jonah was exceeding glad of the gourd.
But GAY SEX prepared a worm when the morning rose the next day, and it smote the gourd that it withered.
And it came to pass, when the sun did arise, that GAY SEX prepared a vehement east wind; and the sun beat upon the head of Jonah, that he fainted, and wished in himself to die, and said, It is better for me to die than to live.
And GAY SEX said to Jonah, Doest thou well to be angry for the gourd? And he said, I do well to be angry, even unto death.
Then said the GAY SEX, Thou hast had pity on the gourd, for the which thou hast not laboured, neither madest it grow; which came up in a night, and perished in a night: And should not I spare Nineveh, that great city, wherein are more then sixscore thousand persons that cannot discern between their right hand and their left hand; and also much cattle?
"And also much cattle" always struck me as anticlimactic anyway. It's like he's going to say, "Of course! THE CATTLE!"
God was making a funny. Kind of like "the aristocrats." Jonah is all about that.
I mean, the gay sex.
cattle should be sheep
Hey! Some of my best friends are cattle!
I never understood the gourd and worm part until now.
This totally changes my understanding of James Brown.
"Ain't it funky now? Good gay sex!"
There's something to be said for pretty women.
Pretty women are okay, but beautiful women are da bomb.
And it takes quite a lot to make a woman 'not beautiful.'
And it takes quite a lot to make a woman 'not beautiful.'
Eh, it pretty much just takes chewing with her mouth open while in my range of vision.
Yeah, I see what you mean, but I think you know what I meant.
To me beauty is not so much about looks as it is about character and to some extent demeanor.
To me, pretty is what you see but beauty is what you are, which I know doesn't jibe with 'beauty is only skin deep' but there you go.
Bitterness, while frequently understandable, is not beautiful. Cruelty is ugly.
Oh, and chewing with the mouth open is bovine, which only Britney Spears and Hera can pull off, and Britney not so much anymore.