Re: Look away!

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Dude, not cool. I'm blaming my sexy creepy dreams on you.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:01 PM
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"Look away!" s/b "Welcome, Washington Monthly readers!"


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:02 PM
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Oh, those are puppies. At first I thought they were some odd kind of fur throw or wrap.

His feet look so dainty.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:03 PM
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Now if only there was a parfum de Hasselhoof, featuring high notes of wet dog and spray-on deodorant, with a catchy marketing song by Bryan Adams, the world would be all set.


Posted by: KJ | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:10 PM
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Oh, those are puppies. At first I thought they were some odd kind of fur throw or wrap.

Oh, God, you're right! I thought it was some kind of patterned fabric.

Puppyfucker.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:13 PM
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Tell me have you ever,

really really really ever

smelled my Balzac?


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:14 PM
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ALthough to be fair, Der Hasselhoff could probably sing the jingle himself.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:27 PM
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Those have got to be some heavily sedated puppies.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:27 PM
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Nah -- Hasselhof is huge in the canine world.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:30 PM
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It was the fragrance of '69!


Posted by: Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:37 PM
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Hasselhof is huge in the canine

That's just speculation.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:39 PM
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A friend of mine knew a guy in Molalla, OR who had trained his dog to give him oral sex.

Yeah, I'm well-connected in the world of bestiality.

Pinworms are a small but real risk in such cases.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:51 PM
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What the hell is this, creepy-German-fetish day at Unfogged?


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:52 PM
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Isn't it always, these days? I'm starting to miss Ogged's prudery.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 2:59 PM
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That's just speculation.

That's totally a stuffed animal.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 3:01 PM
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The image made me laugh, and Chopper's #6 made me guffaw. Thanks, y'all. I really needed it.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 3:41 PM
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The one in the front looks like a puppy, but the one on his body looks more like a miniature Cthulhu.


Posted by: Timothy Burke | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 4:58 PM
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shar pei dogs!

those poor puppies.


Posted by: mmf! | Link to this comment | 03-10-06 5:32 PM
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The other day I was at the Asian supermarket downthe street from my house. They sell everything there. Today I noticed that they even have boneless duck feet. So Isaw something that I thought might be liver and looked down in the case to see what it was. They were cock testicles, baby. Of course, I immediately thought of unfogged. Nobody in real life seemed to appreciate this as much as I know that you all will.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 03-11-06 8:11 PM
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Cocks have testicles?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-11-06 8:33 PM
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boneless duck feet

This is just wrong. Ducks' feet taste much better when they're fully foot-shaped.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 03-11-06 8:33 PM
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Yes, and testicles have cocks. There's an infinite regression there.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-11-06 9:16 PM
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I have to confess that as sophisticated as I've tried to make my palate, ducks' feet just make me retch.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 03-11-06 11:10 PM
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The ducks feet look a;most likesupr gelatinous tripe--npt too scary. What maes me retch are the chickens feet, because you can see the nails; they look like real feet.


Posted by: bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 9:46 PM
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Yeah, super-gelatinous tripe sounds appetizing.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 10:07 PM
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ducks' feet just make me retch

You sure it isn't just the Retchup?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 10:44 PM
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