Re: He is a MULTI GENIUS, with a 185 I.Q..He spends 27 hours a day with a book in his hands, EVERY DAY...

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Hey Jude in Spanish? Is nothing sacred? Someone sic Michelle Malkin onto this.


Posted by: trialsanderrors | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 7:26 PM
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trialsanderrors,

Why should Malkin care about what happens to the music of those peacenik-hippie-appeasers "The Beatles?"

They're not American. Hell, they never even held mass internments.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 7:38 PM
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Don't bring "The Team" over here!


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 7:50 PM
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Joseph Ferrante is our Munchausen.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 8:00 PM
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3: Oops. Does that mean we should not click the link?


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 8:06 PM
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Dept. of old fights: Man the Ohio vote is looking like a mess. (Though in some reports the station that opened at 1:30 was delayed because the poll workers didn't show.)


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 8:17 PM
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How does he find time for his music with only -3 hours left in the day after he finishes reading? Or, multi-genius that he is, does he play music while holding a book?


Posted by: Frederick | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 8:20 PM
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I suspect that whatever damage there is to be done has been done, but, wow.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 8:21 PM
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Isn't it obvious people? He spends 13.5 hours a day holding two books. And reads one with each eye.


Posted by: pdf23ds | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 8:24 PM
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In 7, "multi-genius" s/b "MULTI GENIUS."


Posted by: Frederick | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 8:37 PM
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w-lfs-n, how did you stumble across this madness?


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 9:59 PM
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w/d: Ben w-lfs-n is a pseudonym, you know...


Posted by: tom | Link to this comment | 05- 2-06 10:07 PM
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Fie upon you, Ben w-lfs-n, for using the power of Unfogged to induce me to read this crap and, further, to Google Mr. F/e/r|r%a{n =e so I could listen to his mediocre version of "Hey Jude" for myself. Fie, I say! Fie!

But my hardship was not in vain, for now I can share with you all the the lyrics to Mr. F/////'s song "Toilet World":

Looking for love in a world that's growing cold.
Reaching for someone before I get too old.
Trying to be careful, exactly as I've been told.
I'm looking for real loving, don't look for money and gold.

Everybody is running fast
trying to reach the moon and stars,
there's no need of doing that,
If we can share each other's heart.

He is a doctor, a prophet, knows it all.
She is a godess, a man is very small.
They're all first wonders, the greatest of them all.
They come from heaven, from cloudy skies they fall.

Everybody is running fast
trying to reach the moon and stars,
there's no need of doing that,
If we can share each other's heart.

...mmm, Toilet World.......mmm, Toilet World....
...mmm, Toilet World....

Everyone's building castles made of sand.
Everyone thinking the world is in their hands.
They're getting nowhere but they don't understand.
Everyone's fighting to get complete command.

Everybody is running fast
trying to reach the moon and stars,
there's no need of doing that,
If we can share each other's heart.

Looking for love in a world that's growing cold.
Reaching for someone before I get too old.
Trying to be careful, exactly as I've been told....


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 6:12 AM
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Wait, the link wasn't a joke?


Posted by: Sam K | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 7:22 AM
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Are we certain?


Posted by: Sam K | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 7:23 AM
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Are we certain?


Posted by: Sam K | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 7:23 AM
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Are we certain?


Posted by: Sam K | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 7:26 AM
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It seemed like a joke to me.


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 7:26 AM
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Internal server error. Sorry.


Posted by: Sam K | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 7:27 AM
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If you want to visit JF's website, which is truly one of the worst websites I've seen in a long time, type his name into Google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. You will then begin to question just how lucky you really are.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 7:27 AM
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MAE:

He would pay for hosting, except he gives away large portions of his income to poor families.


Posted by: Sam K | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 7:35 AM
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That was probably the funniest and most appropriate triple-post I've ever seen.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 8:49 AM
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They're not American. Hell, they never even held mass internments.

On the contrary, the British were pioneers of mass civilian internments. Credit where credit is due.


Posted by: oceanic | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 9:45 AM
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oceanic,

I meant that The Beatles never held mass internments ;)


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 11:46 AM
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Listening to the near-endless na-na-na-na-ing of "Hey Jude" all the way to the end can feel like mass internment . The same can be said of the latter half (it at least feels like it's that long) of Clapton's "Layla".

Both perfectly enjoyable songs, sure, but they just didn't know when to quit. Fascists, the lot of 'em.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 7:22 PM
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I dare you to say something similar about "Can't You Hear Me Knocking."


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 05- 3-06 7:32 PM
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