Re: Keep your Jesus off my penis.

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Some of the substance is dubious, but that is nonetheless pretty darn funny.


Posted by: Idealist | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 7:42 AM
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If you have a dubious substance on your penis, you should probably see a doctor.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 8:22 AM
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Or you shouldn't have put your dick in the mashed potatoes.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 8:37 AM
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I don't know -- it's a little preachy.


Posted by: Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 9:17 AM
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Preachy, but worth it for 'hypochristianity.'


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 9:23 AM
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LB loses her lefty cred for not being objectively pro-dicktater.


Posted by: shpx.ohfu | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 9:46 AM
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Nice, shpx.ohfu.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 9:56 AM
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Is that a potato in your pants, or are you just here to take away all my rights?


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 10:11 AM
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Didn't Depeche Mode have a song called something like "Your Own Personal Penis"?


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 10:38 AM
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You're thinking of "Detachable Jesus".


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 10:46 AM
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By Queen Latifah.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 10:46 AM
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Penis loves the little children,
All the children of the world.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 10:59 AM
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A cock thread! A pure cock thread!


Posted by: Adam Ash | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 11:44 AM
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Mashed potatoes make baby Penis cry.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 11:47 AM
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Salty, buttery tears, hopefully.


Posted by: shpx.ohfu | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 11:52 AM
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Mommy, where to Tater Tots come from?


Posted by: Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 2:14 PM
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Hey has this been linked here before? Outrage. Followup.


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 5:28 PM
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Yesterday. Front page post.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 5:37 PM
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Ah yes, so it was -- I've been a little out of touch with the whole Mineshaft gizmo this week.


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 07-12-06 5:56 PM
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