Dude, we get like 10 hits for "Tina Fey scar" a day.
what guys want from the gay guy
Grooming advice.
psychological meaning of dance with me
"Sex? Yes?"
I'm curious how many of the regulars here know how to do the pop n lock dance.
Remember that J&B thread where we all discovered that we have trouble watching other people embarrass themselves? I don't remember hearing from the apostropher in that thread.
Also, "i had no shoes til i saw someone with no feet" cracks me up. "Because I figured, hell, he doesn't need those shoes."
Ogged, I LOVE watching people embarrass themselves.
why i think michael jordans in a genius
"Because he's been emotionally distant for the past few weeks, and last night I found another woman's bra in his laundry with calculus problems written all over it."
Wasn't "men crush flat by platform shoes" the original title of LB's "Looking Out for the Little Guy"?
I like the seach strings that led AOL users to apostropher.com, such as:
www jake delhomme naked
what to do if your son is gay
hairy ass
huge rabbit
jim morrison prettiest penis contest
kenny easterday
no bananas in 20 years
jim morrison prettiest penis contest
How many did he have?
This is dumb, but how do searches like that get them here? I can't imagine Unfogged being on the first ten pages of results for most of those.
10: I assume only one, but the important fact is that he won.
Wow, that's a little too entertaining. I found a guy who googled "piss pics" and "pee pics" like 40 times in a row, searched several times for "ny pizza in orlando," and misspelled "apartmentguide.com" at least 30 ways.
Sorry, s/b "AOL searched." Sorry, GoogleTM.
Nothing about Bill Withers in the eighteenth century?
Speaking of "Goggle gay sex," I just ran across someone very concerned about librul "Goggle bombs." It seems that they threaten the explosive capacity of George Bush himself.
This is dumb, but how do searches like that get them here? I can't imagine Unfogged being on the first ten pages of results for most of those.
Well, I remember the Japanese Fear Factor little piglets post, for instance. But most of these keywords combinations probably don't find an exact phrase match. Blogs often show up for bizarre searches because of the breadth of subjects that can be discussed on a single indexed page. This goes doubly for Unfogged comment threads in particular, I'd imagine.
16: It's true, IDP. Only ITNSII? can provide for all your funky 70's enlightenment needs.
Someone left a comment today that I was Googlewhacked. Still not sure what the terms were.
That's the first I've heard that the AOL data dump was an accident. It was retroactively decided to be an accident, but the data were first released publically for research purposes.
17.--"Just ran across," pshaw. Admit it: you read AtlasShrugged every day.
All of you who have a google account, I want you to sign in and look at your google search history, and tell me if you aren't ashamed.
About 1/3 of my searches have site:unfogged.com or site:apostropher.com included in the strings.
The list of search strings that led AOL users to Litt/e Green Footba//s is truly something to behold.
The list of search strings that led somebody to bitchphd's site:
bitch
kids fucking
ph
sex bitch
uncomfortable around woman
unwritten rules of being a bitch
cheated in fucking another woman
dick to mouth
freaky sex com
heterosexual open marriage
22: Very interesting I'm clean, at least on this machine, but wiping caches and histories no longer good enough for someone who searched signed on, if your know their password.
Looking through my google searches was an odd experience. I didn't previously remember why I was searching for Meredith Baxter-Birney, but the instant I saw it there, the recollection fell into the pit of my stomach. It's a weird way to look back at your thoughts.
22: I thought I had a google account, but I guess I only have a gmail account. Anyway, I'm glad not to see my search historyt.
Yeah, I'm pretty much always signed in, and use my computer for everything, since I don't, like, have a job. I was surprised how many of my searches were designed to find out information about people.
And yeah, seeing the search terms is like a journal or a record, I can remember almost every one vividly.
Looking at my google search records reveals two very shameful things about me: I cannot spell in German, and I sometimes cheat on crossword puzzles.
I didn't previously remember why I was searching for Meredith Baxter-Birney
Something about a mattress?
The search results leading to adamkotsko.com are "my father spanked me" and "the cost of discipleship."
You know what we should do? Everyone should find themselves a suitably interesting AOL user and write a novel--alright, short story--about them based on their searches. Mine'll be called "How to Kill a Mockingbird."
I see the phrase "want to torture females california" led somebody to two sites: www.litt/egreenfootballs.com, and www.counterpunch.org.
Wasn't something almost exactly like this posted here at unfogged a long, long time ago? May not have been aol, but it was funny search strings that led people to unfogged. Someone please tell me I'm not going insane.
In google's world, you don't search the web, the web searches you.
26: Well, yeah. But aren't you impressed that of all the bitches on the internet, I'm the 2nd or 3rd most popular (depending on that day's results)?
Oh, god, that is some depressing shit.
Are you seriously telling me "cock jokes" wasn't one of the search terms? You people have a lot of work to do.
But what searches led people to waste?
Tom of Zunta fame has a link up to a Something Awful article on the AOL search strings; I commend it to all.
Doc, when it comes to cock jokes, everyone already knows where to go, so they don't need to search.
Tom of Zunta fame has a link up to a Something Awful article
Not following the link in the post, I see.
I moused over and saw that it goes to apostropher.com, and assumed it would be worthless tripe.
assumed it would be worthless tripe.
Fair enough.
But what searches led people to waste?
Only one string: copulation.
I am happy to report the only string that led searchers to READIN.com was "The Hamlet by William Faulkner" -- my The Hamlet page is probably the one I had the most fun writing since I started the damn site.
From March to June this year, just one search by one user led to waste blog. (You'll find it, naturally, amid the searches for pigs, intercourse, and horse helmets.)
That'll teach me to value-add.
Holy crap, lamb nipples.
Could you, like, not stare at them?!
Sheesh