Well, beats the hot email that a former girlfriend sent to her boss instead of me once. The boss, NOT having a sense of humor, berated her for the content in a nasty meeting. She asked what was in the email, and he said that it was so digusting that he didn't even want to talk about it, he was too embarrassed.
She wasn't even sure what was in that particular one. She sent a lot of hot emails.
Yikes. Why the hell should the boss care? Flirting on company time, I guess.
Yikes. Why the hell should the boss care?
Well, she could be really disgusting, in a cute way. But yeah, the line was "No using organizational facilities, including email, for filthy sex talk."
Yeah, that's one problem with email addy auto-complete thingies. My friend once sent an email to his professor that was intended for me that consisted entirely of the following: "LUNCH, BITCHES."
Hey, [Coworker],
We should come up with a plan to address [Boss's pet project]--I'm going to stay extra-late at work for the next week or so, so maybe you could stop taking those two-hour lunches, huh? [Boss] is so smart that he'll know if we slack off on our proposal. We'd better make it good for him--not only is he totally up-to-speed on this issue, so he'd notice shoddy work, but, really, doesn't he deserve our best?
I would like to receive more emails that read "LUNCH, BITCHES." They can be meant for me or not, I don't care.
Damnit, I think I've been pwned by b-dub.
Well, I should have foreseen that. Nice!
Just wait for the day when you sign your e-mails 'ogged.'
What's even more fun is when a naughty email from the boss goes astray and ends up in his secretary's in-box and she prints it out and sends it to everyone in the office as a memo.
Yes, a friend sent me an email which he accidentally cc'd to the support email for a porn site. That was good for a laugh.
You're lucky to have anesthesia to blame for those lapses. Otherwise, it's just the long slow road to depends and drool.